Marlon

Marlon struggles to come to terms with his daughter bringing home a boy for the first time. Yvette uses Stevie to get great seats to a Beyoncé concert.

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It's gonna be a long time before that party starts.

#2

Your face makes me want a Happy Meal.

#3

Yay. That's so great.

#4

My little girl...

#5 #6

Okay.

#7

And you know what, Marlon?

#8

This is happening.

#9

So... you like a boy.

#10

I'm intrigued.

#11 #12

It's like your mom. When I first saw her,

#13

"and your lil' cocoa-brown complexion.

#14

A'ight.

#15

You know, sometimes you really have a way with words.

#16 #17 #18 #19

Let me get my yearbook.

#20

Yeah, he helps out by throwing the ball to everyone

#21

Zack.

#22

Just... their bodies just do this.

#23

No, I'm cool right here, babe.

#24

- Boy, you better get off me. - Okay, but...

#25

Have you seen her Snapchat?

#26

Are you that blind?

#27

Your Rice Krispie Treats are terrible.

#28

Point.

#29

You know what? This isn't worth it.

#30 #31

Here, sit.

#32

Protego Maxima, yeah.

#33

Focus, right.

#34

You know what, Dad?

#35 #36

I sound crazy as hell.

#37

Mm-hmm.

#38

You better sit down, Eugene.

#39

Jesus.

#40

- See, that's it. - No, no, no.

#41

Exactly, and you want her to fall and bust her ass

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and I need you to play along with it.

#45

For a girl who survived getting hit by two buses,

#46

I'm not really good at this school thing,

#47

No, no.

#48

No. That is your cue.

#49

you got a very misleading moniker.

#50