Marlon

Ashley is shocked to learn that Marlon has a storage unit crammed full of things from when they were married and challenges him to have a yard sale to part with it all.

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Ashley, if I did everything I was supposed to do,

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Our hand-carved, ancient African CD rack,

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Yeah, good times.

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A big girl who likes rat droppings

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I'm gonna go 'cause it smells like 1997 up in here.

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My old Walkman, complete with Mega Bass.

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This is all the stuff that was in the storage unit

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to use the money on boring stuff like rent.

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You know, I am three credits shy of a psychology degree,

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See, hoarders collect things that have no value.

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Hmm, let me look around and see if I can find something

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Listen, if you and Ashley can't see the value

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You're just figuring this out now?

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That's Marlon's living room.

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This is a cry for help. Okay, wait a minute.

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Stevie, I think it's very sweet

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My old metal detector.

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"Hey, Marlon, you are the father"?

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and "Real Housewives Reunion."

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We are gonna go in reverse order of importance.

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and what you do in the dark will show up in the light...

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, Marlon, I didn't write a letter.

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They keep their head up.

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Marlon, deep down inside, we still love you.

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You got some nerve talking 'bout me

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And since we're being honest, Stevie,

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Busty, freckled gingers?

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Hold on, let me check my PalmPilot.

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because that doesn't affect me, but I always thought

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- What are you selling? - My college papers

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that you're going through with this.

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You know them brothers ain't gonna play

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Marlon, where are you on the anxiety scale?

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and their hobbies sometimes.

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but then I would have to do a background check,

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Where you going with that? Who sold that to you?

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You gon' turn this into a crack pipe!

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I'm at a 8.5. Kinda 9.

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until beach patrol showed up, and I know they was watching

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I swear it sounded like, "A Teeny! A Teeny!"

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we could get to our first sex tape!

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A Passing Fad."

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