Marlon

In the Season 1 finale, the first wedding anniversary since their divorce leads Marlon and Ashley to rehash the details of their first date. They each have very different recollections of how it went down.

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Boy, you heard your sister. Get your ass to bed.

#2

Just lean me on a wall real cool like this.

#3

What are you talking about?

#4

"Hey, this is about you. You under arrest."

#5

You're being crazy if you're trying to kill this tradition.

#6

I put a ring on it.

#7

and then we'll decide, was our first date,

#8

Marlon, you sure you want to do this?

#9

Oh, come on, Ash.

#10

You shut up with that tacky peach dress,

#11

oh, white boy-can-get-it card from the sisters.

#12 #13

I said to myself, "These are beautiful."

#14

And I said, "Damn, self. You've been reading."

#15

Roses and smooth talk?

#16

He was a hot mess.

#17

I'm sorry I'm looking all busted,

#18

I bought you something.

#19

And it's hard to get busy with, you know, Jesus like this.

#20

- Ah. - See?

#21

You can't handle the truth!

#22

Now, I think a couple of those were not courtroom dramas,

#23

Ashley went to the bathroom to "freshen up."

#24

you know what I'm saying?

#25

and perhaps I could, if you allow me to,

#26

Lead the way, my Mandingo king.

#27

You a freak.

#28

Girl, I got to say, a nice dinner

#29

that Marlon always seems to skip over.

#30

Because this fool never took me to see Boyz II Men.

#31

If the date was so bad, then why was there a second one?

#32

Oh, no, I didn't lie.

#33

When I first asked you out, I didn't have the tickets,

#34

He didn't give me the tickets, but I got this Rolex for $82.

#35

So you'd rather I think you're a liar?

#36

You like Boyz II Men? I'll do you one better.

#37

? Without holding you tight ?

#38

Move.

#39

? Yeah ?

#40

except I was a lot more on key?

#41

These are all biased conclusions.

#42

No, Marlon.

#43 #44

Really, Marlon?

#45

That's what I've been trying to tell you, Marlon.

#46

I said, "Would you marry me?"

#47

And so would I.

#48 #49

And I promise you, I'm going to hold you to that.

#50