S1 E13
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Season 1  "I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano"  1x13

Aired 24 years ago - Apr 04, 1999

Tony begins to retaliate for the attempt on his life, but he is stunned when he learns that his mother and uncle were behind it. Junior tries to escape when he suspects that Tony will come after him, but the Feds intervene before Junior can get away. Livia pits Artie against Tony in a last-ditch effort to save herself. Carmela finally lays down the law with Father Phil.

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Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 1
Russian boo- boo's, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
- What's the matter? Not wearin' one tonight? - Nah.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
Shut up.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up...
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
No, not literally.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
stabbed you in the shower. Relax.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
Get it into your head that a certain amount...
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
I realized this morning i can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
You have enemies.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
I- i don't know what you're talkin' about.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
blood or no--
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Aw, gee, what's the matter with me?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
nobody was incinerated to death.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
"T." anything else?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
My self- esteem is nonexistent right now.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
i'll know.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
Hello? Hello?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
oh, look, we don't got time for this shit.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Leave town. Today. Right now.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
Did you ever stop to think about that?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
Or somebody's nose could get out of joint.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
What's goin' on in your little corner of the world?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
I just...stare at the stained glass,
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
it'd be better if we could admit to each other, uh, these are...
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
mm, thanks. ...mess here.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
I feel so wonderful we're up and running again.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 37
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
in the new jersey area since the early 1980s.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
and this diamante technical stock thing that i wasn't into.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 40
you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
Your tenure as boss was a short one.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
You're 70 years old. How many years you got left?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
We're hangin' in. Oh.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44
i'm not a big renee zellwegger fan. You did?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
The religious counselling, the book on buddhism,
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
Uncle jun's in jail now. And i got one last detail i gotta take care of.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49
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I been cookin' by candlelight. I can make anything on the menu except--

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- What's the matter? Not wearin' one tonight? - Nah.
#2
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Shut up.
#4
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up...
#5
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
No, not literally.
#6
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
stabbed you in the shower. Relax.
#7
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area.
#8
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
Get it into your head that a certain amount...
#9
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
I realized this morning i can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown.
#10
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
You have enemies.
#11
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I- i don't know what you're talkin' about.
#12
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blood or no--
#13
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Aw, gee, what's the matter with me?
#14
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nobody was incinerated to death.
#16
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"T." anything else?
#17
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My self- esteem is nonexistent right now.
#18
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i'll know.
#19
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Hello? Hello?
#21
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oh, look, we don't got time for this shit.
#22
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Leave town. Today. Right now.
#23
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Did you ever stop to think about that?
#25
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Or somebody's nose could get out of joint.
#27
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What's goin' on in your little corner of the world?
#28
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I just...stare at the stained glass,
#29
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is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately.
#30
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it'd be better if we could admit to each other, uh, these are...
#32
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mm, thanks. ...mess here.
#33
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I feel so wonderful we're up and running again.
#34
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in the new jersey area since the early 1980s.
#38
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and this diamante technical stock thing that i wasn't into.
#39
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you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person.
#40
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Your tenure as boss was a short one.
#41
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
You're 70 years old. How many years you got left?
#42
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We're hangin' in. Oh.
#43
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i'm not a big renee zellwegger fan. You did?
#44
Recap of The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
The religious counselling, the book on buddhism,
#45
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Uncle jun's in jail now. And i got one last detail i gotta take care of.
#47
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I been cookin' by candlelight. I can make anything on the menu except--
#50