Aired 14 years ago - May 14, 2009
The Season 4 Finale. A dead body is found at a club called "The Lab." The team has to do some unexpected and unusual things that have to do with this club. Brennan and Booth may become a couple.
You didn't see this guy last night?
You think that was insensitive?
Somebody turned off the security cameras.
I'm a man on the edge.
Well, Mr. B. Uh, that's what
we all call Mr. Booth-
Now, why would
a crooked politician tell you...
You won't be able to reopen
the nightclub for quite some time.
Otherwise, I gotta pursue
this line of inquiry in a graceless manner.
Except the real reason
you didn't hear anything...
You do not qualify.
What liquor best exemplifies
death by substance abuse?
Gotcha. Yeah, right.
Well, dig this. I recognize
your personal talent.
Look, um, I know whatever
you're doing is very important.
Will you two let me do
some of the detecting, please?
No Vincent, no deejay.
No deejay, no entertainment.
I wonder, did somebody tape
the door after I checked it?
Things like this occur when
people are not... reasonable.
So, drink? Or you're gonna leave?
your husband refuses to accept.
A mobster named Vorstenbach.
What's the world coming to?
Finding out who sent him
is totally secondary.
Look, I'm mad because I don't find it
hard to believe at all.
It's like there's no one
named Floyd in Pink Floyd.
# Sinking to the starting line #
Man, Clark barely talks to me. You dig?
This guy's got nothing to do with
Vorstenbach's murder. Let him go.
- Oh! Maybe skip ahead a little.
- Well, Lance was nervous we'd get caught...
Met with him over a dozen times.
Over 70 phone calls in the past three weeks.
He came in to ask me out.
But my gut is telling me
you're nobody's messenger.
- Tommy! Tommy!
- Mötley Crüe!
I don't know how
any homicide is ever solved.
You would never do that.
- Jared, just take out your gun.
- That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
# Rat-tailed Jimmy is a secondhand hood #
# He's the one that makes you feel all right #
# Dr. Feelgood #
Aired 14 years ago - May 07, 2009
The team is on the case when human remains are found inside a barrel of wine during a wine tasting. When the victim turns out to be a wine critic whose scathing reviews were capable of sending a vineyard to its ruin, everyone from the winery's owner to the victim's own wife becomes a suspect.
Right. Yeah,okay. On our way.
Exposure to air turned
the wine to vinegar.
Molar,lateral incisor and canine.
About six weeks I imagine.
There are six evenly-spaced cavities along
the sides of the frontal and parietal bones.
Fine. Yes. Absolutely.
You and Brennan,you're
going to have a baby?
So she's raising the child alone?
I've had to sit through tastings
at half the places in the country.
Yes. He tried to break up
a fight at the wine expo.
The report says it was more
than an argument,Mrs. Holt.
- But if you do...
- I don't.
You know,they like singing and,uh,when
you make funny faces at them,too.
I got a gouge on the third rib
and one here on the sternum.
One of the only critics
who didn't dump on my wine.
He wants to buy me out. He
threatened some bogus lawsuits.
There is no certainty but death and the
incomprehensible conundrum that is life.
You look a little flushed. Are you okay?
Give me a peek,Booth.
You sure? I'm good at pretend games.
I'm gonna do it.
Seems like your husband
had,uh,quite the temper,huh?
So it's true?
We were just asking a few
questions about Spencer Holt.
This isn't a high enough
concentration to kill him.
in an amount that could easily have been
transferred from the assailant during an attack.
we have a... an arrangement.
There are sperm banks that guarantee
high IQs and exceptional physical prowess,
- I agree.
- No,I'm not actually.
I was going out to dinner.
*******ever think,what if Booth is
the perfect father for your child?
the glass found in the cask had a lower
concentration of dolomite and magnesium dioxide
We found cases of
this in your warehouse.
Oh,please! He makes wine a
homeless person wouldn't cook with.
I can't walk away. This is my kid.
No,it doesn't matter now--
we're going to the hospital.
I just need a moment.
- Brain tumor. It's usually benign.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 30, 2009
When a human body is found inside the strung up Otter mascot uniform of a rival school, Brennan and Booth investigate whether the body inside the costume was dead beforehand, or killed during a Middlesex University bonfire event. The body is
identified as Jimmy “Beaver” Bouvier, a fraternity brother at Middlesex University. When Brennan and Booth question his fraternity brothers, they learn that Beaver had a money-making operation on the side and was making a killing of his own. Meanwhile, Booth offers to help his brother Jared find a new job after being dishonorably discharged from the Navy.
I think you'll find your missing medical school
cadaver is over there.
I owed you for digging me
out of crap my whole life.
despite the similar sound,
The bonfire is kind
of a tradition.
Me, Dave and Greg stuffed it
with cafeteria leftovers in plastic bags.
William Ayres, Mr. George P. Metesky-- known
as the original Mad Bomber.
We just want to find out
who killed your brother.
Well, we do know that Beaver
was with at least one girl.
is to impress
other adolescent males.
They have to be bad in order
to figure out what it is.
I think you
hurt his feelings.
Except for the fact that
he slept with your girlfriend.
Who's going to check
the kid's sheets?
Uh, you can take mine,
You found me a job
in less than 24 hours?
and its shape, which was approximately three inches long
by one and one-quarter inch wide...
Forgot to replenish
they're mostly extinct now.
What is the significance
of this sequence?
Yeah. It was the third time he
hacked into the chemistry page.
He fell backwards,
tried to break his fall
I produce naturally.
a fake test online.
You're a forensic
No, I'm pretty sure he was dried
out before his court-martial.
Of course, you could always get
a motorbike and go with him.
a few trials.
during the part where you said
"No" seven times in a row.
* I'm keeping up, keeping up
with the time-lapse lifeline *
Booth will want to know.
Very small hole.
Perhaps an ice pick?
You know, the roads suck in
India when they're dry, right?
You want me to come to India
Plus, I know it may not
have looked like it
from the outside,
not Middlesex College.
Okay, print it.
Because the boy threatened to
put the photos of them together
Yeah, I know.
Exactly, you know what?
He'll get eaten alive.
Not from the hammering
mechanism, you understand,
* Waiting for circumstance
Look, everybody went
for a coffee.
But he pulls it out himself.
Thank you so much.
Right, so, uh...
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 23, 2009
Booth's detective friend friend from Tokyo, Ken Nakamura, calls him when his sister, Sachi, goes missing while in Washington, D.C. With Brennan, Booth investigates her disappearance.
No, it's some kind of mask.
into the wound track
when it was withdrawn from the bone.
I told Ken and the doctor
they can aid in the investigation.
No, not the case. That doctor.
It's the 21 st century.
Who cares about a little skin, right?
- I couldn't allow that here. Families come here.
- It's not possible.
- That it was my case.
- Are you sending him back toJapan?
Did you know the victim, Dr. Tanaka?
While I examine the wound track...
Then he asked a question.
- Two coffees, please.
- You got it.
- of an urban Japanese aesthetic known as Kei.
- There you are.
Your record says
that you assaulted Bruce Takedo.
but, uh, Nozomi
booked a client last Friday...
Yes, but that bird vomit comes
from Catoptrophorus semipalmatus.
If he doesn't ask for help,
it would be an insult for me to offer.
enabling us to examine whatever foreign
particle was picked up by the X-ray.
What is it?
Right. Uh, she's
not that type of masseuse.
How about this girl?
Why do I feel like
my checking account isn't safe?
Well, she wasn't killed
by whatever pierced her brain.
My brother was the only family
that I had then...
I cannot imagine
never talking to her again.
You were kind of mean there, Booth.
- What about these photos?
- Well, it's a style, man.
And she disposes of it so that
no one will think that she killed Sachi.
Ooh. That's good.
Then you're gonna have to explain
why there's blood on your knife.
One day that girl Sachi
barges into Vogler's place screaming...
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 20, 2009
When a Jeffersonian coworker dies of heart failure, the entire team goes to the wake where, upon viewing the body, Brennan realizes the death was no accident.
where they're doing
My record and credentials...
Okay, look, the judge said
Hmm, there was no mention
of this contusion
in the medical examiner's report.
Okay, is it good enough for you?
His sense of humor,
It's not fair, you know?
Is there enough room? It'll
be fine. There's lots of room.
Was he complaining
of chest pains?
That's really not
a great idea right now, ma'am.
if you let Mr. Tung
fix him up before
you see your son.
this: standard medical trocar,
Mr. Tung, what we need
to know is who stabbed Hank Reilly?
They can really warp you.
Reilly bolts up,
still in a coma.
Angela, maybe you could access
the FDC database,
Oh, Dr. Amayo,
I'd like you
to meet my associate,
Am I right?
King of the Funeral!
can surprise us all.
Have you seen the woman
that looks like Cleopatra?
Shh! Shh! Stop.
I don't know too
many people here.
Hank would totally understand.
His wife said Hank
didn't eat breakfast,
just a cup of tea.
Get out of my house.
Step right on up.
Hank did it himself.
which would kill only demons.
Egyptian embalming rituals and practices.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 16, 2009
When it is discovered that a stage prop used by a Norwegian death metal band is in fact a real human skeleton, the remains are sent to the Jeffersonian when authorities determine the victim was an American citizen.
Absence of blood on the periosteal
surface of the fracture...
Ah, Gordon-Gordon, huh?
Well, he wants to interview me for the book
he's writing on you and the lovely Dr. Brennan.
Murdered and his remains crucified for
the entertainment of people who hate life.
Dr. Wyatt, I am a huge admirer of your book...
What-What is that,
I'm sorry I keep saying that.
But which one?
- What about real names?
- Well, I imagine they play that pretty close to the vest.
Okay, sounds great. So Cam says we gotta
track down a death-metal band named Spew.
As a teenager. Not anymore.
- Then how do we find them?
- Aha! Well...
Wear on his calcaneus and cuboid suggests
our victim walked on the outside of his feet.
So why do I have the feeling
that I'm being taken somewhere terrible...
- I was quite pretty in my way.
- Wait. You-You were Noddy Comet.
And I pulled desk duty
until the paperwork clears.
Do you want to spend time
in jail, pinhead?
so that Dr. Wyatt and I can talk to him
and exploit that connection.
- Gluteus. Yes.
- I've never heard of him.
- No. No. 'Cause that would ruin your street cred.
But you're not gonna tell us, are you?
'Cause we're outsiders.
- Sweets is there?
No, don't worry.
It's totally fake.
This just gets better and better.
I'm getting credit for that?
cleavers, all of your stage ware-
Mayhem's dead and buried under Bridge 6,
westbound lanes, State Road 66.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Shh. I'm sorry.
but they make music.
Sweets has scars on his back.
- I'm pretty sure it is.
- The image quality stinks.
Not so tough when the blood
is real, are you, metal boy?
Okay? You see...
You know, maybe someone in Spew.
This is totally my fault!
Would you mind getting on all fours?
But you're one
of the cognoscenti, Dr. Sweets.
Then uses a knife
to gouge out the bullet.
Completely consistent with the mark
it left in the victim's ilium.
But these were loving,
I do not share.
He's enjoying this attention.
- Whoa. What? Murderbreath?
- Yeah. You're free to go. Come on.
A bisexual spaceman with a taste
for six-inch platform shoes, spandex, glitter...
for your de facto crime-fighting unit.
But he is.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 15, 2009
Booth and Brennan are called when an image of the Virgin Mary is found in a bale of compressed cardboard.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 09, 2009
Booth and Brennan are sent to investigate when human remains are found during a photo shoot. When the team uncovers a meteorite in the victim's ear, they are led to the Collar Institute of Science in D.C.
Find out how many corpses
we're dealing with.
Why are you listening to Sweets?
The water in the cells
crystallizes and explodes.
You staying or going?
- That was a funny joke.
because it looked to
the past, not the future.
Perhaps the most important venue for scientific
publishing in the world. What has happened?
We have not yet made
a positive identification.
- Is this publishing thing important?
- Publish or perish.
- What were they arguing about?
- I have no idea. Could've been about anything.
What if the cellular damage and the
fractures were caused by the same thing?
She didn't do experiments. She figured
everything out through equations.
Milton Alvaredo suggested that we look at
whoever was going to replace Diane Sidman...
It's creepy. Everyone there is creepy.
Because maybe not everybody is
so, you know, "adult," you know...
Or I could have killed Diane
for sleeping with Landis.
It's, uh, unnecessary
to say "degrees Celsius. "
Dr. Lance Sweets. I work for the F.B.I.
as a psychological profiler.
Welding is a real job, unlike psychology.
Of the 800 threats I studied,
106 of them were from you.
I got here as soon as I could. What's up?
irradiates this poor woman...
The blues is known as the devil's music
because those most adept...
A possible source
of Diane Sidman's leukemia.
Probably because you feel bad that Dr. Brennan
found evidence of a tumor that you missed?
Yeah, a strong one. Is anyone
at that place doing cancer research?
You gotta be kidding me.
It's like Club Med Mensa around here.
Because it is the rational and smart thing
to do, and he is all about that.
I wonder that about you all the time.
- Some of my vials are missing.
Why would a guy like you
play on a street corner?
His project concerns
extracting energy from earthquakes.
- Are you all right?
Uh, is that even possible?
- Could he have stopped it?
If the murderer had seen blood,
he would've cleaned it up.
Knew it all along. Let's go. Come on. Up.
- I have actual "save the world" work to do.
Wow, that is cold.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 02, 2009
When the half-eaten body of Cam's former fiancee is found in the tiger cage at the zoo, Booth and Brennan uncover that his death was far from accidental. Now the team must put the pieces of the fiancee's final day back together, including hypnotizing a suspect in order to spark his memory.
transecting the femoral artery.
thank our tiger
for not eating
He was a big part of your life.
She should hear it
from someone who...
And you know my dad?
But that was ten years ago.
sorry to have to tell you
Is everything all right? My dad.
so be thorough
Well, it's been ten years.
People move on.
The staff loved him.
I helped him
change a chest tube,
I was turned on by tiger urine?
You trust Booth
because of what you feel.
And yet he had to take out a
restraining order against you?
No, I don't, I don't remember.
What she was wearing?
I was burning off
a little of my extra desire on the way to work,
would be consistent
with the defensive
injuries we found.
And we are here together
at the animal park,
at the hospital benefit.
Now, can you, can
you see the doctor?
Dr. Welton had some
sort of personal issue
with my son or with me.
I thought you would
be with Booth.
a plastic knife
could barely cut flesh.
She said you wanted
to be a doctor.
Maybe he was just waiting
for the right woman.
Well, there you go.
Then, look at this.
And a vegan.
- I know.
You always left smiling.
That's the murder weapon.
Well, that's late
in the evening.
We have a warrant
for a snakeskin handbag
and the dress you wore to the fundraiser that night.
Yeah, I got it.
Aired 14 years ago - Mar 19, 2009
The body of a pregnant 16-year-old athlete found buried in a mound of salt in a city de-icing truck leads Booth and Brennan to the discovery that many of her teammates are pregnant or have babies after a pregnancy pact.
So Roxie and I are getting a dog.
And Ashley was worried that
she'd smell like raspberries.
into the high number of injuries
your daughter sustained since puberty.
Very descriptively put.
Did you, uh, talk to Ashley
about the pregnancy test?
All right, ready?
On my count. One, two-
Becca texted me saying that
you think I killed Ashley, but I didn't.
But it's nice every once in a while
to think about the future.
- Well, we heard you got into
a loud argument with Ashley.
for a teen girl to become pregnant,
it's clearly a lapse in judgment.
And high school has not changed.
The fact is, from what I remember...
The prime suspect would be the person
who knocked her up.
I find myself wondering if the rate of
tissue reclamation will accelerate over time...
get that way by becoming involved
in the moment.
- Conditions always change.
- The successful organism is the organism that adapts.
which is worrying me just a little bit.
But I'll pay better attention next time.
- You wrote your daughter a check for $5,000?
The "walking marriages" of the Mosuo
in the Himalayas, for example.
"Tell her that unless
she can think of a way...
And, of course,
the finest of the melancholy songs-
I apologize. I quip sometimes.
Okay. But you are very close.
Yeah. And Clinton was there.
I couldn't see any contusions
around the ear.
- When the vagus nerve is triggered with enough force...
- Either that, or he's doing a very repetitive yoga move.
- Is that appropriate in the lab?
How long have we been married?
Oh, it is, definitely.
So don't have sex?
As a fireman, I often have to carry heavy-
# One night of magic rush #
- He killed her.
- God. That's horrible. Wow.
he seemed more than happy
with the arrangement.
- So he murdered her? Dude.
Aired 14 years ago - Mar 12, 2009
When newlyweds encounter a corpse while bungee-jumping off of a bridge, Brennan and Booth are sent to investigate. After determine the cause of death was not suicide, the team at the Jeffersonian discover an unknown substance coming from the body.
This sends the lab into lockdown and have only 24 hours to uncover the murderer before the body disintegrates.
Hemorrhaging into the maxillary sinuses?
I have no idea.
Everyone away from the body.
- In other words, I need more samples.
- We all need more samples.
- but his skin was moving.
- Wait a second. Moving skin on a dead guy?
Such great gas mileage for, you know,
a can-do machine. Are you looking to trade in?
- He- It was an accident?
- No. He was-
Facts are the stitches that hold
the fabric of existence together.
The last two, he dropped
to bwana number three.
There's your motive. That man has
an unnatural attachment to his monkey.
- Makes a woman feel all protected and safe.
- That makes no sense.
No signs of any toxins.
- Tell me a little-known fact.
Well, he's lucky the only thing
you went after was his windshield.
Wow. I mean, you expect a car like that
to be safe.
Did you just dare me, Dr. Brennan?
Right. Strawberry Lust, the one and only.
- Uh, maybe a client of yours?
- Yeah, sure. A regular. What about him?
Yes, I-I should.
Ill? No, Dr. Brennan, no.
What-What is wrong?
I- You are very intolerant, Sweets.
Uh, diatomic gases emit a distinctive
ultraviolet hue when they oxidize.
- Zero to 60?
- 4.6 seconds, but, uh-
Okay, what do you need to know?
He, uh- He took a cab! He told the driver
to-to take him back toJungleJim!
Well, Alex felt guilty for leaving
his brother all alone atJungleJim's.
- to arrest the destruction of the-
- lon chromatography takes time.
Antacid contains magnesium hydroxide.
What? You're the one that said yes.
He punted sales to his brother.
Made me number one.
This defect in the posterior aspect...
Ninety percent of the world's population have
fecal matter on the bottom of their shoes.
It's a tire cleaner.
It's real concentrated.
They were already jelly when the X-rays
were taken. I hate this case.
"Gee, Angela, this looks impossible...
Yes. I even engaged in a very interesting
session with Sweets...
Huh. Jagged crenellations between
the seventh and eighth vertebrae...
- What's going on?
- Uh, get back inside, Chet.
First his brother tried to help, then you.
Aired 14 years ago - Feb 19, 2009
The team investigates a sci-fi convention when a woman in a medieval princess dress is found murdered. With Booth's back injured, Agent Payton Perotta steps in once again to help
I wasn't the one who was injured.
Severe damage to the skull.
The mandible's almost completely severed.
Both feet display erythema
and heavy blistering...
Okay, I admit. I'm a geek.
- That's definitely our dress.
- And judging from...
No. No, no. In fact, "aggravated"
was exactly the word he used.
Your job is to sexualize software?
By knocking off the medieval
stuff and answering some questions.
I have to wonder if it's hot-
you know, stolen.
What I thought was that she got
it from someone else here.
Mr. Fisher just broke up with his girlfriend,
and he's feeling a little down.
Oh, hold on.
Bones, enough! Okay?
I'm not "incapacipatated. "
- Anything else, Dr. Hodgins?
- In some ways, you're just like Booth.
Wow. My kind of silver lining.
I don't know who
you think you're fooling, little princess...
- Do you recognize this voice?
- I don't know who you think you're fooling, little princess...
My parents call it a waste of my trust fund,
which is praise enough for me.
Abandonment? Abuse? Indifference?
Just walked up
and presented it to her as a gift.
It's badly balanced. The blade is warped.
You said that the auctioneer's
no longer a suspect, correct?
We need someone who blends in-
someone who looks like they belong there.
And there is Valerie Daniels.
Let's hope she doesn't recognize Sweets.
Okay. Here we go. Sword is next.
Uh, Fisher, find Sweets.
Or the women! 50,000 to the lady in black.
- And thank you, everyone.
- Good job!
- They wanted the sword.
- Wow. That was actually pretty wild.
I had enough excitement to last me-
But, hey, still haven't lost my edge.
How are you, Agent Booth?
Booth gets needlessly protective sometimes.
I have no idea why.
you know, you ever-
I wasn't particularly observant,
because during the attack...
I was wondering if I could also call you Bones
in future moments of shared camaraderie?
- What is it?
- The pear of anguish, a medieval torture device.
As it is opened, it expands the hard palate
and mandible in equal proportions-
The only thing I'm willing to hear
from you right now, Mr. Fisher...
Could've learned them from movies.
I happen to be very self-sufficient.
Your car shows you are the person who drove
Dr. Brennan and Dr. Sweets off the road.
Aired 14 years ago - Feb 05, 2009
While trapped and trying to escape from a ship in the middle of the ocean, Booth is haunted by strange hallucinations.
We're in way over our heads here.
This isn't real.
I already saw that.
Looks like he was killed somewhere else
and then placed here.
- Were you following us, Agent Perotta?
- Yes, Dr. Brennan, I was.
I'll tell you what. I'm either gonna
drown fast or really, really slow.
- What we intend to do next constitutes felony conspiracy.
- Not you.
Get in before I change
my mind, will you?
That's my name.
There. A camera up in that tree.
this pointy bit here
just got way pointier.
I believe they returned
evidence to the Gravedigger.
It's over. Booth's dead.
It's my fault. We're out of options.
That's who I am, Tempe.
I am the guy who makes a few calls.
Corporal, all right,
whoever is monitoring the-
At least broken ribs.
But with Kurland out of the way-
- She won't speak.
- Then what do we do?
It's just, how are you gonna complete the
circuit from a hundred yards away...
But in 1998,you married
a man named William Burton...
Tell us where Agent Booth is. You don't
want another murder on your head.
Which way, Corporal?
But I gotta tell ya,
I feel like we've kinda been here before.
Active amine hydrogen,
epoxy, hydroxyapatite and silica.
Rangers lead the way, Corporal.
Hurry, Booth. Come on.
Aired 14 years ago - Jan 22, 2009
When a volunteer fireman is murdered at an ice rink, Booth and Brennan begin the investigation, but Booth must excuse himself due to a conflict of interest. When details come to light, Booth becomes a suspect in the homicide.
- Booth seems to be winning.
- Well, it's not Booth I'm worried about.
So, you still seein' double?
Man, this is a great day.
Dad, she- she's bleeding.
I'm a suspect. Here.
- Uh, we don't know it's murder.
- Huh, look at that. I'm the prime suspect.
it'll be through a microscope.
And that made you angry.
- Did you dump his body in the lake?
- No. I did not, Agent Perotta.
Underneath your affable exterior...
Uh, yes, mostly-500 bucks short.
There's a lot of bills here:
"Final Notice," "Past Due. "
It's definitely a... bond of trust.
You're absolutely right.
Perhaps the sight of males battling...
- Come here.
- How long ago did you two break up?
- Break up?
- The rib cage has been bruised.
- It has?
I was signaling you to encourage Wendell...
Okay, I'd reach for my badge right now,
but, you know, I-
to mop that back room up.
- Ready? How's that, huh?
We should be able to get enough D.N.A.
out of this to confirm the blood is Carlson's.
- What drops?
- Those drops right there.
It's come to the attention
of the deputy director...
- Not now.
- Hiya, Sweets.
like a Peruvian soccer team
stranded in the Andes.
- Get a warrant to test his D.N.A.
- Here we go.
which is an unconscious result
of intense interest or sexual attraction.
Keep your head up, Herrin.
Take a warning, pal.
Whoa. Wait a second. I can't play hockey
with you. I gotta solve a murder.
You're not your father, Booth.
Yeah. It's the victim's goldfish.
You saw the victim's apartment, right?
Preliminary D.N.A. tests show that
the blood mixed in with the victim's...
There's gotta be some reason
these fish died of ammonia poisoning.
My people are very often at crime scenes.
It's what we do.
Stole from the fire,
cleaned off with ammonia.
Bones, it's all about the team there. They-
He break some kind of fireman code,
somethin' like that?
Aired 14 years ago - Jan 22, 2009
A shallow grave holds the remains of conjoined twins; Booth and Brennan infiltrate a circus community after they discover that the twins were jugglers there.
are extremely tight-lipped and close-knit.
as research for my cultural anthropology dissertation,
Hmm. You really hated that circus.
Dr. Muir's office here in Fort Worth?
Well, they both loved the circus.
I'm just trying to find my character, you know, acting.
Yeah, your gimmick.
They do a barber act.
ahead of the circus and sets everything up.
What do you think?
I worked a carney up in Alaska last year.
She likes to read the dictionary.
joined at the hip or less?
Hey, Brennan sent a photograph of the note
This note was obviously not written by them, guys.
Well, they wanted more time in front of the audience.
I mean, how did they,
No, but it would smell a lot like sandalwood.
So, heads knocked together is the cause of death?
- You had a threesome? - Absolutely not.
We should arrest him.
Dallas field office.
A kind of mental winnowing process?
it ain't going to happen.
Ready to throw knives at beautiful woman.
giant plastic shoe,
Y'all want to have a clem, that's your business,
welcome to Bingham's Circus of Wonders,
Well, if you say you're skilled
And now, direct
Not if you want to live.
Yeah, says the half blind woman.
You were great.
they left, that's all I know.
"Anomaly" from the Greek "anomalos."
However he's not
- We have no case. - Yeah, we will
Yeah, I'm fine.
I loved them.
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 26, 2008
Brennan's father Max lands a teaching position at the Jeffersonian. When he ends up helping out with the murder case at hand, Brennan is noticeably bothered by his sudden presence in her professional life.
- That leaves the wind.
- Those people over there need to clear out.
- Similar char marks.
- Any fires in the last couple of weeks?
- So in the eyes of the law, he's never killed anyone.
- Why are you defending him?
- It would've been very painful.
- Twenty-something with a bad back-
I'll just order a search
of the controlled substance database.
How are you gonna do that?
Oh, look. There's the doc that told
the jury that I was a sociopath. Hey.
- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
I just got off the phone with Booth.
Tweak the contrast, find some edges.
The landlord said that Cal Warren
worked crazy hours.
I don't know. But this is
something we're familiar with.
- Has he been evaluated?
- He does just fine.
was found in the apartment
of a victim- a Cal Warren?
enrich Parker at home.
Well, how is it that an ex-Special
Ops guy becomes a nanny?
Looks like the work of a plastic surgeon.
They start Latin in third grade.
- Did you have any more dealings with him?
- I'm afraid not.
Oh, lookee there. This one here.
Yes. Richard King.
Max had a great idea for an experiment.
I didn't touch anything.
if we can plot approximate mass...
You really want me to believe
that Richard King killed Cal?
That's on the edge of
Queen Anne's and Kent County.
- Is she not attractive enough?
- Bones is beautiful.
Agent Booth, over here.
because he betrayed business secrets
or because he had sex with my wife.
Well, it's all about proximity
to forensic evidence.
He's promising never to abandon you again.
There was a tapeworm in the line,
the one that went to the beer keg.
The pattern of marks is evenly spaced...
from the spot where Cal's body was burned.
Sweets, let me ask you something. Uh-
He can't say no. He works for me. "
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 19, 2008
While en route to China to identify prehistoric anthropological remains, Booth and Brennan are called upon to solve a murder in midair when the flight attendant discovers a fully cooked human body in the plane's microwave.
she is actually
going to China.
for a little competitive
karaoke this evening. Huh?
you don't ever
have to see again.
What are you? Like, 16?
Wow, you really are into murder,
Yeah, they're, uh,
they're kind of, uh...
Okay, I think
So a petite,
brown- or red-haired woman
I'm Arthur Bilbrey.
There is something here,
but I-I, I can't identify it.
the State Department, the FAA
Okay, to make an arrest,
we need time and cause of death,
Hit the lights.
Yeah, someone knocked
her on the head
If she was a turkey,
she would be
drunk driving convictions
from their employers.
and it's probably why
you're acting badly,
and five years in jail.
How long do I have to stay here?
All I know is "Artie."
Oh, wow. Right.
Yes, it was fascinating.
so if everyone can look
at their neighbor's
What's your name?
but it went bad
in the last month or so.
So Elizabeth Jones
There were tiny metal shards
embedded in the bone.
more interested in solving a
murder investigation right now.
They were wearing slippers,
the ones we give out
by any chance,
- You got something?
our final descent into Shanghai
embedded in the
I always wondered
why people did that.
I mean, I-I want you to...
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 12, 2008
Booth’s Brother Jared Booth and Brennan investigate the scene where a body was uncovered during a botched practice police raid. The team identifies the body as a struggling inventor’s father who had recently reunited with his son. But when a second
body surfaces, the team is led on a trail of deception to find out who was the actual con-man in the inventor’s life. Clark Edison returns to the lab, and he and Hodgins work on piecing together blueprints from one of the inventor’s potentially valuable inventions.
Meanwhile, Brennan likes Booth's brother and goes out on a date with him. She learns a thing or too about Booth's past while out on the date.
Bones Season04 Episode09
'The Con Man in the Meth Lab'
Mm-hmm,so why'd you come back then?
Jared,this here is my partner, Dr. Temperance
Brennan. That back there is a squint.
It was filed by somebody
named Paul Stegman.
Well,the only "ex" I
care about are X-rays.
- He used to go on binges.
I teach fifth grade.
He's placing bets and
taking hits off of a flask.
It's a school of piranhas in here.
It drove our dad nuts.
I found a match for our victim's
DNA on the felony database.
Special Agent Booth.
Well,the FBI is sneaky.
Because he's Booth's little brother and it would
just be a creepy way to have sex with a Booth
Well,this is Jim Stegman's place.
Yeah,the real Jim Stegman-- he was shot,
killed and dumped in the river a week ago.
Clark,I was wondering if you
had a chance to look at the...
So,what we're looking
for is something heavier.
They get me for DUI,
I lose my job,Seeley.
We think it's possible
that he wanted to...
Cam,let this one slip by.
Or an apology.
Middle of the foot, middle of the knee, middle
of the shoulder, dead center on the heart.
Pongetti's dead,good. I'm glad.
Have you been talking to Cam?
I thought he was Paul's father.
Help yourself to whatever you need,P."
I don't want you to think
this is an intervention.
You have no evidence of that.
Evidence. I am
comfortable with evidence.
I've heard that about you.
Forty minutes later,
the real driver shows up.
I'll check with the FBI.
Agent Booth,you are by far the worst
hostage negotiator I have ever run into.
I would like to propose a toast
to my partner, Seeley Booth.
In working with Booth,
I've come to realize that
Getting an anthropology lesson from you?
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 05, 2008
When the smashed remains of a well known artist are found in an impounded junkyard car, Booth and Brennan are on the case to find out if foul play is to blame for his death. With suspects ranging from the artist’s rival to his own assistant, the
team must race
against the clock to find evidence of murder before the car is relinquished and put on exhibit as the sculptor’s ultimate display of self-sacrifice for the sake of his art.
Yes, yes! And regaining that willingness
to take a risk...
I meant to warn you
that Miss Wick came up in the rotation.
- But I'm gonna start.
- Right. Yeah. Me too. I mean, like, right away.
What goes first?
- If I sold all the crap that was in my garage, I could retire.
- It's hard to explain.
- They're crushed cars.
You should know that.
You're a depressed artist yourself.
- They had a pretty big argument here the other night.
- About what?
- hydrocodone, oxycodone and codeine.
Apparently this is
an historic piece of art.
Where does this leave our investigation?
Is that what happened?
Oh, that-that's hilarious.
Shouldn't you be trying harder
to look innocent?
Did you have, like, buckets of coffee
this morning? You're very shaky.
- Are you sure it's Geoffrey?
- Prevaricate. Keep her guessing.
Yeah. It's- It's about one million dollars.
Look at that.
Well, people usually leave money like that
to a wife or a lover.
Did she ever show any interest in men?
Nice. Now maybe you'll be able
to rescue the princess.
Micro fractures are by definition small.
and then some other color
I have never seen before...
I'll make a note.
Plugged in the bone fragments'
final positions, and, based on those...
- I wanted to prove it wasn't murder.
- But it is.
Stand back. I am goin' in.
That's gotta cheer you up. I mean, your friend
is no longer our prime suspect.
I mean, come on. It doesn't get
any better than that, right?
Brush strokes are like fingerprints.
You can't fake them.
I do still have feelings for her.
you won't have to think about any of that.
First you destroy
Geoffrey's finest work...
Not dragged, Booth. Rolled.
- So, no alibi?
- Geoffrey's work was selling. I was making money.
- You have this bourgeois notion-
- "Bourgeois. "
for an ex-lover whose heart
you've already broken.
Excellent. Next you should learn
the concept of personal space.
I didn't agree to see you.
- I'm very comfortable with incompetence.
Okay. Now, this is the victim's clothing.
And we do know that that clinic costs
a small fortune.
I guess none of us get what we want.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 08, 2008
Booth and Brennan go to investigate a body found in the Chesapeake Bay. After arriving, they find only the upper torso, giving the team little to work with other than remnants of the victim's breast implants. Brennan and Booth are led to a small
church in Maryland, where they find that the victim was a pastor. When the team finds the lower half of the body, they learn that their initial assumptions may not been incorrect.
- Especially if you have an explanation.
- Plastic surgery.
common to Chesapeake Bay.
Ah, that would explain
the, um, informative tangents.
Her name is Patricia Ludmuller.
R.R. Number One, Maylor Island, Maryland.
If you want to hide, Bones,
you'd change your looks as much as you can.
It's important. I really need you, Patty.
Please call. Please.
- Coincidence, I think not.
- Based on the lack of hemorrhagic tissue...
They split the penis and then turn it inside out-
Let's say some hyper-religious
fundamentalist finds out...
- He had no idea that she wasn't a real woman.
- That's very insightful.
Like the best leaders,
she drew us together without even trying.
lying, vanity, sloth, greed.
Why would anybody lie
about when they joined a church?
Hey, it's J.P. again.
You lost your manhood and your religion
all in one go. Or did prison widen your tastes?
and sprironolactone, which is an anti-androgen.
Though conjecture is not really
what we do here in the lab...
No. He's locked up for the rest of his life.
Anyway, what I did was-
This money belongs to God, not me!
in a cottage on Chesapeake Bay?
- It's a scenario.
- Patrick was a religious man.
- A hundred dollars a month?
I have faith that, in the fullness of time,
God will lead Ryan back to us.
Five million is a ton of moola,
but Arthur Ford is not a good suspect.
You think the moment Patricia Ludmuller
came to exist, Patrick Stephenson stopped?
They are not "gay. " They are not "homosexual. "
- You think he switched sexes too?
- No, no.
- Twenty bucks.
Which is what exactly?
- So that's Ryan Stephenson?
- Yep. Found him in a detox center in Silver Spring.
One of God's challenges to us
is to see past the surface...
It was a foggy day,
she was out there swimming alone-
she reached up to clasp the gunwale?
It's absolutely impossible to kiss your own elbow.
then in death, split in two again.
they find the woman they've been sleeping with
used to be a man.
Pastor Patricia said I should do something
for someone else- someone I love.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 01, 2008
The remains of a despised office manager are discovered in an elevator shaft, and Booth and Brennan must figure out which employee killed him. After some investigating, they find that the manager had more than a fair share of complaints on file. Meanwhile, Angela and Hodgins try to make peace in the lab after their break-up.
Uh, the answer's no.
- Which man?
- You're kidding me, right?
I was taking her picture.
So when it went up and down, she-
So you think the, uh, victim's body could've
been, you know, pushed down there?
And her final meal was lettuce, yogurt,
chicken and pita.
Were you... for or against?
Great. We're two professionals.
A difference of about 17 meters.
She works for the same man as you.
- It's Patty, Chip. It was Patty in the elevator.
- Oh, man.
See, Booth? Some people
accept their position as a drone.
Locked up in these veal pens all day.
Right there. See that? That's Patty's car.
But since you're my best friend,
I guess I could fire Hodgins.
with herniation of the L4-5 disk...
being a mentor and all.
triarylmethane dye, a. k.a. brilliant blue-
It's a food coloring.
I work for the United States government,
and so do you.
- You fired him?
- That's right.
But did you ever meet Patty?
But it's not like I'm the only
one that didn't like her.
Didn't find any hemorrhage
in the soft tissue.
So I just want it to be over with...
It's gonna take longer
than us sitting here for a few minutes.
So, thank you. This has been helpful.
I was also given a swatch of carpet
from the copy room that had a stain. Also semen.
Just because tech support is in India
doesn't mean I get special treatment.
I was not having sex with Patty!
Look, this tension between us, I hate it.
No. Cleaning crew came in over
the weekend and wiped down the elevator doors.
There's no way that I could keep that open
long enough to dump a body.
But if it's an accident, it wouldn't
account for the elevator or the semen.
Two tiny punctures approximately
seven millimeters apart.
causing Miss Hoyle's
pre-existing aneurysm to rupture.
- What's a Blue Hawaiian?
- Oh, it's a potent cocktail.
Hey, I think Angela and I are cool now.
Yeah. Probably more exact.
Look at this.
We have a court order here for your D.N.A.
opened the elevator doors
and shoved her down the shaft.
Okay. Well, we both have roommates.
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 24, 2008
The pieces of a dismembered body are found lying in a purple pool of water, except the head is missing. The team finds that the body belongs to Jared Addison, a science fiction writer who had several mental problems. With Sweets' help, several
suspects are hunted down, however the team has trouble finding enough evidence with the victim's head still missing.
These are children's shoes,
but they're a size 11.
Something agitated the algae,
so it turned purple.
If your back doesn't hurt, then
why are you letting me drive?
Okay. We came up
with this guy right here.
maybe try to get him back.
I know you're upset
about breaking up
with Angela, Dr. Hodgins.
I'd estimate his IQ
to be higher than yours.
what kind of mojo
disrupted crazy boy's pattern?
Ms. Kelly Sutton.
So I asked him out to dinner,
and the rest is history.
that we'll solve
and you can be king again.
I've done that many times
in the past.
because I'm one ofa.
He literally burned
the germs away.
enjoy his new freedoms.
according to this watch,
the person nearest to me dies.
A sample of your grounds.
and I cracked.
so there's not much
for me to go on.
She looked me right in the eyes
Does that mean anything to you?
What's the matter with you?
You know what?
an environment conducive
to the white fly.
And what was your answer?
if there's blood
present on the shovel.
I can't risk having
sex with my boss.
Could you please not yell?
I'd like to work here,
but it's like a minefield--
I should've noticed that.
That's the most
comes in 12s.
* And you got grace *
* Ooh... *
I gogreat seats
to the Capitals.
are not a killer.
leads the pack."
a lot of things to you.
Yeah, well, you
know, I explain...
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 17, 2008
Parker, Booth's son, discovers a corpse's finger in a bird's nest, causing the team to launch an investigation to try to find the rest of the body. After finding the corpse, the team discovers that the death was caused by a dog, leading them to an illegal dog fighting ring and a search for the killer dog and its owner.
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 10, 2008
The body of the host of a popular reality TV show is found partially decomposed in an outhouse, and Booth and Brennan must find out who the killer is. Meanwhile, Booth learns that Brennan is juggling two relationships.
Come on,seriously, who thinks it's
a good idea to blow up an outhouse?
There's powder residue on the bone indicating
that the victim was shot at close range.
Whoever did this did
not get enough therapy.
Cross-section is round, which
suggests it's Mongoloid in origin.
I'm, um-- how can I put this-- depoopifying the
fragments now to piece together some kind of image.
I'm gonna kill you. You are dead! Dead!
We're talking about the
Ten Commandments here, Bones.
I told Bill not to do that stupid show.
Agent Booth. This
here is, uh, Dr. Brennan.
No. It was personal.
Oh, I get it.
Just call me when you
find something of value.
Maybe two weeks old.
If I had to take a guess, I'd say the
mystery couple were knocking boots.
Thought maybe we'd grab a
bite first. Any interest?
Not if he's straight. Right? Am I right?
So you think this is a good idea?
Okay,listen,he hangs out with
a guy by the name of Jim Dodd.
figured he'd have to
be treated for them.
He went there to warn her that it could
be dangerous meeting someone online.
It just happens to require two men.
Oh,of course. I'm the same
way. We're two of a kind.
Not only did he meet up with Dodd,
he sat next to him for two hours.
The loan shark's got me down
for five G's plus the vig,
No. I didn't.
And we can prove that it's yours.
And Pete knew that I wanted to get into TV,
so he got me a job as a production assistant,
he's got a daughter, and right there,
you snap, you realize you've been used.
I don't fraternize at work.
Anyone else have
access to the equipment?
Mark, wha-what are you doing here?
but sexual attraction is an
involuntary hormonal response
Oh, yes. See you, boys. Thanks.
I'll grab one of those.
- You know, you guys don't know what you're talking about.
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 03, 2008
Season four begins all the way in England, with Booth speaking at Scotland Yard and Brennan guest-lecturing at the prestigious Oxford University. Knowing of Booth and Brennan's expertise in their respective fields, local officials ask for their help with a high-profile murder investigation that involves a British heiress.
What do you think,
My soon-to-be ex-husband.
So you can put that picture
away, Dr. Brennan.
to the left here, please.
Dumps the car, body and all, in the
river, and rides his scooter home.
How long did yo and Portia Frampton
carry on a sexual relationship?
what country we're in, hmm?
so what's a
Your girlfriend sent the
naked picture of your daughter
from her childhood, perhaps?
I checked out the skull fragments
for microscopic traces.
Well, what do you expect when you
rent a car the size of your thumb?
I think you'll find
Sarah knew she was dying
broken arm, concussion...
That was very useful.
Well, you know
what this means.
It's a polite country.
Common sense says you don't offend
your partner for an hour of fun.
♪ Just trying to stay
on the ground... ♪
He's a very busy man,Booth.
Even now? A castle,a moat,
No water in the kettle.
'cause then it'll seem
like I'm hiding it.
You see,in cases like this,the...
No,a-an English gentlemen's club
is for actual English gentlemen.
new bone growth formed a craggy surface on the scapulas
and both the left and right lateral epicondyles.
Why should I care?
Inspector Pritchard and Dr. Wexler had
a sexual relationship? y,listen,love,
which Wexler lost after
a well-deserved head-butt.
We're still questioning
the female students.
It's a writ of release on
Frampton's building site.
Spent two years rooting
around in the dirt,
It's very important to realize that Dr.
Saroyan has done nothing to merit your anger.
What makes you think that
you would be knighted?
Frankenstein was the
doctor, not the monster.
That makes sense. No,it
doesn't make sense.
You really think that?
Dr. Wexler told us to move on.
but if you leave a message, it
wilreach her... me,Temperance Brennan.