Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party.

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What a gigantic turd.

#2

But she seems like a liar.

#3

Step-daddy issues. This is a new thing.

#4

Why would she choose this lame temporary posting here?

#5

And I'm gonna find that "but and drill down on it.

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I have a wife and three kids at home.

#7

How do you get such straight margins

#8

Ollies. And the roast beef one that you said.

#9

- I'm not firing you. - I'm impressed by your talent

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In my mouth I said I would think about it

#11

Maybe she's just a nice person.

#12

Just because Wuntch signed an order

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Bitch?

#16

Their mock trial team gets hired to work real cases.

#17

You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose:

#18

Oh, okay. Well, good luck trying to stop us.

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And tonight we're going all the way.

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- Oh good, the food. - I'm starving.

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if I ever saw you again.

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- Yes, John. - Thanks for reminding me, John.

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and it's not gonna work for you.

#24

Now you understand? You officiated our wedding.

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Come with me, I want to make an introduction.

#26

She's serving my favorite dessert: carrots.

#27

to someone, though.

#28

So Cap tells me you're in "Major Crimes."

#29

It's mostly Broadway stars and celebrity chefs,

#30

Oh, nah. I work out in my garage,

#31

Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor,

#32

In here.

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But it came out so smooth I barely even felt it.

#35

Has a new captain moved into my precinct,

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That's it, you and me outside.

#38

You seem to working this one spot a lot.

#39

Lieutenant Jeffords has a passion for compassion.

#40

I feel it is quite warm.

#41

Oh, I'll have one of those.

#42

Someone call a doctor.

#43

- Here. - This is all you need.

#44

- Welcome back, Charles. - Oh, right away?

#45

Now let's see if you do know Madeline Wuntch.

#46

What happened? Am I okay?

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What? No. That's not true.

#49

Well, you said it so creepy.

#50