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Season 6  "A Tale of Two Bandits"  6x5

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 07, 2019

Terry believes the Pontiac Bandit is stealing cars again, but Jake is convinced his friend wouldn't do that. The rest of the squad fight to keep Shaw's a police bar after some firemen stake their claim to it.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 1
of how Doug saved you from being a mulch-butt ho.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
I mean, it's a funeral. That's psychotic.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
The only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
and your feet don't stick to the floor
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Oh, yeah? We experience plenty of tragedy too.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
I'm his boss, and I want answers.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
You have a copycat.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
Tell that to Bruce Banner's pants and shirt.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
A thousand push-ups.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
So fine. 100,000 push-ups.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
Now that we know the copycat is using your playbook,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Great. But first, we got to make a quick little pit stop on the way.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
if I'm feeling... naughty.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
and find out I'm still alive, they won't.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Rich guys never show up on time.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
If anything, that proves Judy's innocent.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
I didn't, and she didn't either.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
and a homemade override plugged into the CAN bus.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
how did she know all your signature moves?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
That's not really how arresting works.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Thank you so much. There's just one problem.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Why don't you come over here and make me?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
and funerals.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
- Fine. - All right, Dallas is creepy
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
my little sister fake-dating some pervert.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
I mean, I'll do my best.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Pretty big age difference here.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
You just cost your sister a chance at a reduced sentence.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up in the moment there.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Charles, what should I say?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
and now she's back down to three-drink Amy,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
It's something you said on one of your voicemails,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
- I had turned my back on... - Holt!
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
We all make bad decisions when we're younger.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
Hold.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
#2 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
#3 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4 #4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
#5 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
I mean, it's a funeral. That's psychotic.
#6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
The only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap.
#7 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
and your feet don't stick to the floor
#8 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Oh, yeah? We experience plenty of tragedy too.
#9 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat.
#10 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
#11 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
I'm his boss, and I want answers.
#12 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
You have a copycat.
#13 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
Tell that to Bruce Banner's pants and shirt.
#14 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
#15 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying
#16 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
A thousand push-ups.
#17 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
So fine. 100,000 push-ups.
#18 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
Now that we know the copycat is using your playbook,
#19 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Great. But first, we got to make a quick little pit stop on the way.
#20 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning,
#21 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
if I'm feeling... naughty.
#22 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
and find out I'm still alive, they won't.
#23 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Rich guys never show up on time.
#24 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
If anything, that proves Judy's innocent.
#25 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
I didn't, and she didn't either.
#26 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her.
#27 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
and a homemade override plugged into the CAN bus.
#28 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
how did she know all your signature moves?
#29 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
That's not really how arresting works.
#30 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,
#31 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Thank you so much. There's just one problem.
#32 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Why don't you come over here and make me?
#33 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
and funerals.
#34 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35 #35 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
- Fine. - All right, Dallas is creepy
#36 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
my little sister fake-dating some pervert.
#37 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
I mean, I'll do my best.
#38 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Pretty big age difference here.
#39 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40 #40 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
You just cost your sister a chance at a reduced sentence.
#41 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up in the moment there.
#42 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Charles, what should I say?
#43 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
and now she's back down to three-drink Amy,
#44 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
It's something you said on one of your voicemails,
#45 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
- I had turned my back on... - Holt!
#46 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
We all make bad decisions when we're younger.
#47 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
Hold.
#48 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.
#49 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50 #50