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Season 6  "A Tale of Two Bandits"  6x5

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 07, 2019

Terry believes the Pontiac Bandit is stealing cars again, but Jake is convinced his friend wouldn't do that. The rest of the squad fight to keep Shaw's a police bar after some firemen stake their claim to it.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 1
of how Doug saved you from being a mulch-butt ho.
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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
I mean, it's a funeral. That's psychotic.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
The only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
and your feet don't stick to the floor
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Oh, yeah? We experience plenty of tragedy too.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
I'm his boss, and I want answers.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
You have a copycat.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
Tell that to Bruce Banner's pants and shirt.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
A thousand push-ups.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
So fine. 100,000 push-ups.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
Now that we know the copycat is using your playbook,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Great. But first, we got to make a quick little pit stop on the way.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
if I'm feeling... naughty.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
and find out I'm still alive, they won't.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Rich guys never show up on time.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
If anything, that proves Judy's innocent.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
I didn't, and she didn't either.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
and a homemade override plugged into the CAN bus.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
how did she know all your signature moves?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
That's not really how arresting works.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Thank you so much. There's just one problem.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Why don't you come over here and make me?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
and funerals.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
- Fine. - All right, Dallas is creepy
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
my little sister fake-dating some pervert.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
I mean, I'll do my best.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Pretty big age difference here.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
You just cost your sister a chance at a reduced sentence.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up in the moment there.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Charles, what should I say?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
and now she's back down to three-drink Amy,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
It's something you said on one of your voicemails,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
- I had turned my back on... - Holt!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
We all make bad decisions when we're younger.
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Hold.
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No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.
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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4 #4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
I mean, it's a funeral. That's psychotic.
#6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
The only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
and your feet don't stick to the floor
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Oh, yeah? We experience plenty of tragedy too.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
I'm his boss, and I want answers.
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
You have a copycat.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
Tell that to Bruce Banner's pants and shirt.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
A thousand push-ups.
#17
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So fine. 100,000 push-ups.
#18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
Now that we know the copycat is using your playbook,
#19
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Great. But first, we got to make a quick little pit stop on the way.
#20
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning,
#21
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
if I'm feeling... naughty.
#22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
and find out I'm still alive, they won't.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Rich guys never show up on time.
#24
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If anything, that proves Judy's innocent.
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
I didn't, and she didn't either.
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her.
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
and a homemade override plugged into the CAN bus.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
how did she know all your signature moves?
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
That's not really how arresting works.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Thank you so much. There's just one problem.
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Why don't you come over here and make me?
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
and funerals.
#34
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- Fine. - All right, Dallas is creepy
#36
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my little sister fake-dating some pervert.
#37
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I mean, I'll do my best.
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Pretty big age difference here.
#39
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You just cost your sister a chance at a reduced sentence.
#41
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Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up in the moment there.
#42
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Charles, what should I say?
#43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
and now she's back down to three-drink Amy,
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
It's something you said on one of your voicemails,
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
- I had turned my back on... - Holt!
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
We all make bad decisions when we're younger.
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
Hold.
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.
#49
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