The IT Crowd

Douglas discovers that marriage agrees with him for all of a fortnight. He then finds himself in court defending himself with Jen, Roy and Moss' help.

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I'd like to introduce you to my...

#2

Ah. Well then I probably shouldn't have told you any of that.

#3

have you told her yet?

#4

I'll give you...I don't know...

#5 #6

Mrs. Reynholm... Can I call you Victoria?

#7

What are you trying to say?

#8

No, because I'm not a normal person.

#9 #10

but please, show a little respect!

#11

"Pedestal"!

#12

How come? Well, when I was 11, I broke the patio window, and my mother sued me.

#13

She won.

#14

Bloody blast, this is up my arse!

#15

I'm not your lawyer.

#16

But I tell you this, behind those shades, she's terrified.

#17

Bring it on!

#18 #19

in what way were you indispensable?

#20

Well, if I didn't do it, he wouldn't do it. Make a note... "brush teeth".

#21

You only said one.

#22

Your honour, may I present the central exhibit to our case...

#23 #24

Dammit, Jim, I'm a sexy doctor,

#25 #26

I am not in any way cross.

#27

Wise words, my learned lud.

#28

Who am I thinking of?

#29

Your Honour, may I confer with my relationship manager? What's up, Jen?

#30

The one I just did there was rubbish.

#31

This very courtroom in fact,

#32

The way you tell it, your employer sounds like a paragon of virtue.

#33

What did you say?

#34

Yes, but did you say "damp squid"?

#35

I must say, I find it extraordinary that you, a man in your early 30s,

#36

Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

#37

It's fizzy. Gone fizzy.

#38

Relax. Take your time.

#39

Chair. It was the chair's fault.

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Oh, God.

#44

I did, for over four years.

#45

Now that sounds unpleasant.

#46

Not really, Your Honour.

#47

We at Goth2Boss work with goths at various locations around the UK

#48

hang around railway stations with her hands in her sleeves.

#49

Her name is Melanie Crawford,

#50