Man With a Plan

Adam encourages Don to give himself food poisoning to get out of babysitting his destructive grandson; Adam and Andi argue over who has to take Kate and her teenage friends dress shopping.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Or scroll and see one by one:

Nothing that comes out of me helps anybody.

#2

You're like 7-Eleven for babies.

#3 #4

why don't you go in there and not be in here for a while?

#5

- Ah. - He might not be a nice person.

#6

That's Marcy's job. She puts stuff in the trash,

#7 #8

I'm taking out my trash.

#9 #10 #11

for that time you did it to her for 25 years.

#12

Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

#13 #14

You really just zone in on one word, don't you?

#15

Well, now it's happening to me.

#16

All right, listen, listen.

#17 #18

think of it as freedom chicken.

#19

No, no. You'll be a hero.

#20

I have dipped my toe in these dark waters before.

#21 #22

I'm glad you called. A day off is fun.

#23

they might be catching on that you're feeling better.

#24

You can make your own food."

#25 #26

Do you see it?

#27

like a dog.

#28 #29

I only did three.

#30

What a guy.

#31

at least now, you can take the girls to the mall.

#32

Or your mom!

#33

Well, great.

#34

and now Andi is at the mall.

#35

You've sunk so low, you're poisoning yourselves.

#36

So you're not dead in a ditch.

#37

And from now on, I will try to be

#38

I got your text. What's the code red?

#39

Oh, that's right, the mall.

#40

so I thought I'd make you a sandwich.

#41

You ever hold a chicken in your arms? Huh?

#42 #43 #44 #45

but you pretended to take care of her

#46

My crimes are nothing compared to yours.

#47

Because I didn't want to go to the mall,

#48

Yeah, that sounds like us.

#49

Okay, all right. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

#50