Man With a Plan

Marcy sprained her ankle!

And it has a gummy jalapeño in it.

He said she couldn't even get out of bed.

After we didn't ditch them.

That was from the blu-garita.

Yeah. I haven't left the house.

Yeah, we took a picture of you

It's weird that Marcy's and mine are together.

We call them "TNT" 'cause they're dynamite.

We just talked about it behind your backs.

We are the best thing that ever happened to you.

We need to get with a new couple as soon as possible.

Is that like "hook up"? What does "hook up" mean?

All right, let's get out there,

We're Willy Wonka and these people just got golden tickets.

It's a real meat market.

Let's keep looking.

It's their favorite chair, Adam.

Is that guy stealing your silverware?

Adam.

Lot of pictures of that grandfather, too, I noticed.

- There's no substitute for best friends. - Mm.

- Tina and Trevor. - Ah.

No, no. We are not alone.

It's not crazy.

Bessica.

What are they talking about?

So...

And we're enlightened, so we don't feel anger.

People who think it's funny

Guys, this is like the plot of every romantic comedy.

I want our friends back. How do we get them back?

Ooh.

Well, what happened to the broad with the iron stomach?

This is my room.

Don't blame yourself. We were in shock.

Sad and Scared... that's a good title for our book.

Whoa-whoa, what-what? What about Scorpion Hill?

Well, he's got to learn that there is only one lifestyle:

of what happens to kids who don't do their homework, yeah.

I won't. You're getting me out of homework, I owe you.

So what's next?

They weren't as strict as I wanted them to be.

Relax. I know how to deal with this.

- That sounds hard. - Because it is.

So I'm gonna be a bricklayer?

full of sweat and regret.

Yeah, but the beginning is where you have to be perfect

We'll just have to start this whole thing over.

You were right.

Look at that perfect stack of bricks.

When Teddy sees this, he will know.

Can he do that?

so I punish them by taking away their cellos.

Hey, that's right.

He'd hate the idea of summer school.

in their Russian literature book club.

Nothing?

But you work for The Man.

He's really zigging where the rest of us zag.

She said lunch was on her, so I stopped asking questions.

She hasn't been in there since she caught him trying to twerk

Because this is Jurassic Park,

Snap out it, Andi.

and it won't stop Kate from helping him.

how do we get Teddy to do his homework?

Yep. There was no estrogen in the chicken back then.

but delightful to watch.

And I was in trouble a lot.

That's okay. I like Grandpa.

Can I talk to Grandma?

Where's my Dixie cup?

Can we watch TV now?

He made me do that after I asked the school nurse

I swear.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing that comes out of me helps anybody.

You're like 7-Eleven for babies.

why don't you go in there and not be in here for a while?

- Ah. - He might not be a nice person.

That's Marcy's job. She puts stuff in the trash,

I'm taking out my trash.

for that time you did it to her for 25 years.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

You really just zone in on one word, don't you?

Well, now it's happening to me.

All right, listen, listen.

think of it as freedom chicken.

No, no. You'll be a hero.

I have dipped my toe in these dark waters before.

I'm glad you called. A day off is fun.

they might be catching on that you're feeling better.

You can make your own food."

Do you see it?

like a dog.

I only did three.

What a guy.

at least now, you can take the girls to the mall.

Or your mom!

Well, great.

and now Andi is at the mall.

You've sunk so low, you're poisoning yourselves.

So you're not dead in a ditch.

And from now on, I will try to be

I got your text. What's the code red?

Oh, that's right, the mall.

so I thought I'd make you a sandwich.

You ever hold a chicken in your arms? Huh?

but you pretended to take care of her

My crimes are nothing compared to yours.

Because I didn't want to go to the mall,

Yeah, that sounds like us.

Okay, all right. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Well, y-you think he's not feeling well

Snoop around, see how he's doing and report back to me?

No, but...

but I think you can only do that from Apple headquarters.

Look, I agree with you, Jen is terrible for him.

It can't be done. We don't work for NASA, Marcy.

You and I are so made for each other.

Uh-huh. In the future, maybe run that stuff by us, okay?

Yeah, I have Jen's password, and every night after the divorce,

Okay, well, then, I guess you can have your phone back.

We're getting back together.Jump up and down with me.

Lowell, just because Jen wants a one-nighter

"I'm staying at the Bainbridge Hotel this weekend.

the windows down there.

Unless she's preparing our love nest.

to talk to Jen and find out her intentions.

Welcome to the Bainbridge Hotel.

their ex meet her where they had their first date

Hold on. Let's see how this plays out.

And in sexier news, Adam and I were mistaken for strippers.

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, you can shake your moneymaker.

- How was Grandpa? - I don't want to talk about it.

and there... there's no easy way to say it.

That Jen... back to you, Marcy.

Who is she marrying?

Or... we can help you sink below.

Jell-O?

You bet your bippy there is.

well, you know.

Poor Katie.

Seriously, you have to stop talking

I haven't finished a crossword in a week... they're piling up.

Well, it's just a random jumble of letters and numbers.

Look, she used a travel website to plan her honeymoon.

Ah! I've always wanted to say that.

when they pass out the freshly baked cookies,

We're gonna do the same thing to her.

Huh?

Okay. All set.

Yeah, she's marrying another man, but she cheated on me.

Okay, so go to the drugstore and buy a box of goalies.

I didn't completely trust?

Hey, there.

but it's hard to wear a helmet

Okay, well, let's narrow down our options, right?

if one of us is prepared in advance.

Yeah, well, sure. No big deal.

Oh, numbers are boring. That should help.Yeah.

Do you have to hold your pencil like that, all sexy?

I like it.

Look, we have a real problem here.

Well, I, uh...

- S-So, then, don't do it. - Yeah.

Hey.

I think her husband had one.

Can I come sit with you guys yet?

I didn't know it was such a terrible idea.

Let's just call it Lowell's terrible idea.

Or you could just do it with lady on top.

Don't get cocky. You started this.

and the doctor just took it away.

But if he had thumbs, I bet he would have written a note.

Because if you hit her with a knee-jerk "no"

I did my homework, but it's a 'no.'"

I'll go for a consultation with a doctor who specializes

- Lowell! - I heard it.

I like to do my homework before I make a decision.

I do?

- You nervous? - No.

Doctor has a knife, I have a knife. Fair is fair.

about that procedure, but I am not.

What about the little Adams?

Look, I... I know we did,

It's bigger and less selfish than that.

Well, yeah, they have to be young.

It's happened before. My name is Adam.

No!