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Season 5  "Grow Fast or Die Slow"  5x1

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 25, 2018

Now that Pied Piper has ample funding and new offices, the pressure to get things right stymies Richard and forces him to grow the company in a way he hadn't planned. A picky Dinesh and Gilfoyle question their ability to make good decisions. After returning to Hooli, Gavin worries about becoming antiquated.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
I mean, we've got some good feng shui in here.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
I... I emphatically vote that we move on this now, if we all agree.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Ah! See? Plenty of outlets.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
There is no point whispering.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Jared, you okay? I will not be back.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
He was oddly tall, don't you think?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
and she's gonna ask how hiring is going.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
and the guy with the stupid fucking pizza app.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Perfect.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
visit HooliSearch every minute.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Me and my guys were just talking about you and your pizza app.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Okay. Just... so, it rhymes? Okay. Yeah. It's a rhyming pun.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Unlike your old Internet.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Yeah, I had to pay through the nose, but you know what?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Well, now that they're unavailable, their strengths are more readily apparent.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
so they're basically on life support.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
We're like family, and you only wanna bring along 12?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
kinda feels like we've got all the cards here, huh?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Thank God I didn't accept your offer.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
The fuck they do. Yes, it's not your house.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Engineers, welcome.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Weird. This is our flagship product,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
May I ask why not?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I mean, everything you're doing here is antiquated.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Assholes. "Antiquated"?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Okay. Mr. Jian, you say that Erlich Bachman wrote this letter...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
It's promising tech. One day it could be worth a shit-ton.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Yeah, but, I mean, are we sure this is the right thing to do?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Jan? Uh, no. Well, I know a "Jan the Man," but she's a woman.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Oh, hello, dickheads.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
See, if I have to sell my company, I might as well sell it
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
But in light of the time and resources
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
our long-term wellbeing in the interest of paltry, short-term profits.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
There's a reason for that. Check out the liner.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
so I want to ship a dead body from China,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Hold on. Just... ju... what... uh...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Speaking of business, wow, we're having a hell of a night.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
The reboxing, the double delivery, ugh.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
You see, I have $13 million in my bank account
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
geolocated perfectly to maximize drive time
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
How are you gonna spin this to Laurie?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
I understand you wish to acquire a company called... Sliceline,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
Yes, but in this case it seems...

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
I... I emphatically vote that we move on this now, if we all agree.
#2 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Ah! See? Plenty of outlets.
#3 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
There is no point whispering.
#4 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Jared, you okay? I will not be back.
#5 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
He was oddly tall, don't you think?
#6 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
and she's gonna ask how hiring is going.
#7 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
and the guy with the stupid fucking pizza app.
#8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Perfect.
#9 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10 #10 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
visit HooliSearch every minute.
#11 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Me and my guys were just talking about you and your pizza app.
#12 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Okay. Just... so, it rhymes? Okay. Yeah. It's a rhyming pun.
#13 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Unlike your old Internet.
#14 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Yeah, I had to pay through the nose, but you know what?
#15 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Well, now that they're unavailable, their strengths are more readily apparent.
#16 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs.
#17 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
so they're basically on life support.
#18 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
We're like family, and you only wanna bring along 12?
#19 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
kinda feels like we've got all the cards here, huh?
#20 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Thank God I didn't accept your offer.
#21 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
The fuck they do. Yes, it's not your house.
#23 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Engineers, welcome.
#24 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Weird. This is our flagship product,
#25 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
May I ask why not?
#26 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I mean, everything you're doing here is antiquated.
#27 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Assholes. "Antiquated"?
#28 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Okay. Mr. Jian, you say that Erlich Bachman wrote this letter...
#29 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
It's promising tech. One day it could be worth a shit-ton.
#31 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32 #32 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Yeah, but, I mean, are we sure this is the right thing to do?
#33 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Jan? Uh, no. Well, I know a "Jan the Man," but she's a woman.
#34 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Oh, hello, dickheads.
#35 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
See, if I have to sell my company, I might as well sell it
#36 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37 #37 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
But in light of the time and resources
#38 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers.
#39 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
our long-term wellbeing in the interest of paltry, short-term profits.
#40 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
There's a reason for that. Check out the liner.
#41 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
so I want to ship a dead body from China,
#42 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Hold on. Just... ju... what... uh...
#43 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Speaking of business, wow, we're having a hell of a night.
#44 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
The reboxing, the double delivery, ugh.
#45 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
You see, I have $13 million in my bank account
#46 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
geolocated perfectly to maximize drive time
#47 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
How are you gonna spin this to Laurie?
#48 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
I understand you wish to acquire a company called... Sliceline,
#49 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
Yes, but in this case it seems...
#50