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Season 3  "Everything Is Bonzer!"  3x1

Aired 7 years ago - Sep 27, 2018

Michael prevents the deaths of Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason, hoping a second chance at life will allow them to become better people.

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Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
A Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell! Ah!
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
That I was such a tomboy in high school.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Yes, but there's no way to help.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
She's watching all of "NCIS" right now.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
and it is the question I will try to answer
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Yes. I grew up in Senegal, so my native language is French.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Yes, that's exactly what I did.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
- Can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I shouldn't be using air conditioners.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Oh... okay.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
That's why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
and it is some of the best writing that I have ever done.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
All the tendons in my legs snapped like violin strings,
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
- You all right there, mate? - Okay, I've made my decision.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
- Once they learned the secret. - What's the secret?
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Do you not do that? You can do it for free.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Never mind. Forget I asked.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- Questions? - Uh, yeah, a few.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
taking pictures when he walked out,
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
had some real professor dork vibes flowing.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
- What color is the sky? - Blue.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
There's only one question left, and you got to ask it, bud.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
I'm going back down. You're pressing your luck.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Looks like Michael's been caught
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Well, hey, maybe it wasn't the right moment.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I will explore the effect of near-death experiences
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
- 'cause my grandma died. - Oof.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
So how did you come to join our team?
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
First, I cleansed myself of all the worldly possessions
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
- First class, I assume? - No.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
if we were given any privacy.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
I just have to say you are so inspiring.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
You and I are the same. I love what you're doing here.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
My name is Chidi Anagonye, and I'm doing an academic study
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Yes, I... I think that's best.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
I almost died trying to rob a Mexican restaurant.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
we are going to win this dance competition.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Damn, that's a tough blow.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Please give it up right now for Dance Dance Resolution!
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
- on my way in here. - No, that was Donkey Doug,
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
I only did it to pay rent
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I feel like someday, I'll be able to buy my own Vicodin.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
No, that was me. I'm Zach Pizazz.
 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
It keeps your antimatter warmer for longer.

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Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2 #2 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
That I was such a tomboy in high school.
#3 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Yes, but there's no way to help.
#4 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
She's watching all of "NCIS" right now.
#5 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
and it is the question I will try to answer
#6 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Yes. I grew up in Senegal, so my native language is French.
#7 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Yes, that's exactly what I did.
#8 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
- Can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm.
#9 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I shouldn't be using air conditioners.
#10 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11 #11 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Oh... okay.
#12 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
That's why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.
#13 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
and it is some of the best writing that I have ever done.
#14 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
All the tendons in my legs snapped like violin strings,
#15 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
- You all right there, mate? - Okay, I've made my decision.
#16 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
- Once they learned the secret. - What's the secret?
#17 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Do you not do that? You can do it for free.
#18 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Never mind. Forget I asked.
#19 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- Questions? - Uh, yeah, a few.
#20 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
taking pictures when he walked out,
#21 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
had some real professor dork vibes flowing.
#22 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
- What color is the sky? - Blue.
#23 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
There's only one question left, and you got to ask it, bud.
#24 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
I'm going back down. You're pressing your luck.
#25 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26 #26 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Looks like Michael's been caught
#27 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Well, hey, maybe it wasn't the right moment.
#28 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I will explore the effect of near-death experiences
#29 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
- 'cause my grandma died. - Oof.
#30 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
So how did you come to join our team?
#31 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
First, I cleansed myself of all the worldly possessions
#32 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
- First class, I assume? - No.
#33 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
if we were given any privacy.
#34 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35 #35 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
I just have to say you are so inspiring.
#36 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
You and I are the same. I love what you're doing here.
#37 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
My name is Chidi Anagonye, and I'm doing an academic study
#38 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Yes, I... I think that's best.
#39 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40 #40 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
I almost died trying to rob a Mexican restaurant.
#41 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
we are going to win this dance competition.
#42 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Damn, that's a tough blow.
#43 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Please give it up right now for Dance Dance Resolution!
#44 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
- on my way in here. - No, that was Donkey Doug,
#45 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
I only did it to pay rent
#46 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I feel like someday, I'll be able to buy my own Vicodin.
#47 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
No, that was me. I'm Zach Pizazz.
#48 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49 #49 Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
It keeps your antimatter warmer for longer.
#50