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Season 3  "The Ballad Of Donkey Doug"  3x5

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 25, 2018

Jason visits with some people from his past while Chidi gets help in resolving a problem.

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Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
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there is a heaven and hell.
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your motivation to be good was corrupted.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Almost 300, actually.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
while things are happening here,
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
and loops around and ends up looking something like...
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
the ones that happened... before?
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Okay, um, how do I explain this concisely?
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
So... you get it.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
because being good is pointless.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
- Not if I see you first. - Let's go, Jason.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
It's my birthday. One free margarita, please.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Just do it for me because it's my birthday.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
to do crowd control for his off-brand SeaWorld.
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to the Sydney Opera.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
Why don't you want your name on the opera house?
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
and it occurred to me, I have always been held captive
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
I was just trying to sell you some drugs,
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I've never written a manifesto before.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Hopefully she'll read it.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
by...
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
Maybe you should dictate, and I should type.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
and you all just have to deal with it.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
If people lived that way, society would break down.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
Now get me another drink. Tomorrow's my birthday.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Just take it. Take it, Eleanor.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Of course. I would love to bring some rando his mail.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Of course you do!
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Sir, you, uh, can't shop here without a shirt.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Why don't you just charge it and keep it forever?
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Now you can buy fingers for your gloves!
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
This was a truly great plan.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
which I suppose one could argue means
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
131 million British pounds to the account of...
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
if anyone from Florida even walks in.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
I can't help you. I'm sorry.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
I would never even think of doing that.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
I just have to look at this,
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Sorry, it's been a weird day.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
and/or die trying.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
All right, nerd.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Now, first off, there's virtue ethics.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
is right or wrong
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
Being ethical is simply identifying
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
is nihilism.
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
and you all can jump up your own butts.
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Good-byyyyye.
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This one's on you.

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Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
there is a heaven and hell.
#2
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
your motivation to be good was corrupted.
#3
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Almost 300, actually.
#4
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
while things are happening here,
#5
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
and loops around and ends up looking something like...
#6
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
the ones that happened... before?
#7
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Okay, um, how do I explain this concisely?
#8
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
So... you get it.
#9
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
because being good is pointless.
#10
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
- Not if I see you first. - Let's go, Jason.
#11
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
It's my birthday. One free margarita, please.
#12
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Just do it for me because it's my birthday.
#13
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
to do crowd control for his off-brand SeaWorld.
#14
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to the Sydney Opera.
#15
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Why don't you want your name on the opera house?
#16
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and it occurred to me, I have always been held captive
#17
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I was just trying to sell you some drugs,
#19
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I've never written a manifesto before.
#20
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Hopefully she'll read it.
#21
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by...
#22
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Maybe you should dictate, and I should type.
#23
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and you all just have to deal with it.
#24
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If people lived that way, society would break down.
#25
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Now get me another drink. Tomorrow's my birthday.
#26
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Just take it. Take it, Eleanor.
#27
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Of course. I would love to bring some rando his mail.
#29
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Of course you do!
#30
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Sir, you, uh, can't shop here without a shirt.
#31
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Why don't you just charge it and keep it forever?
#32
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Now you can buy fingers for your gloves!
#33
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
This was a truly great plan.
#34
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
which I suppose one could argue means
#35
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
131 million British pounds to the account of...
#36
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
if anyone from Florida even walks in.
#37
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I can't help you. I'm sorry.
#38
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
I would never even think of doing that.
#39
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
I just have to look at this,
#40
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Sorry, it's been a weird day.
#41
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
and/or die trying.
#42
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
All right, nerd.
#43
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Now, first off, there's virtue ethics.
#44
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
is right or wrong
#45
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
Being ethical is simply identifying
#46
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
is nihilism.
#47
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
and you all can jump up your own butts.
#48
Recap of The Good Place Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Good-byyyyye.
#49
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This one's on you.
#50