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Season 1  "Dr. Ben / Nick"  1x3

Aired 11 years ago - Jul 06, 2010

In the first segment, Louie goes to a doctor who's an old high school friend with an odd sense of humor. In the second segment, after performing at the Comedy Cellar, he dines with a fellow comedian who harbors passionate political views.

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Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
Do they steal it from you?
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Uh...
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
So I'm just squeezing her for a little extra insurance money
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
It looks like someone poured diarrhea
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
I can't believe you're a doctor.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
What is that? Come on, man.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
You're an asshole.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
That is disgusting.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
But it chewed it like it thought it was
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
Yes, doctor, it's very ugly.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
No, no, no way.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Is that okay? Yeah, it's okay.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
There's never gonna be another year of my life
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Every day starts with me, like, my eyes open
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
"I guess.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
"Indian giver" is one of the most offensive things
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Well, they didn't take it back, certainly,
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
So we start killing all of them.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Poor prick-- skinny, no hair.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Are you being serious right now?
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
First of all, I don't believe you.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Then shut up, asshole.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Weird things are happening to my body as I get older.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
The "white guilt" muscle, didn't I?
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
I mean, I'm not gay, but just to be part of history.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Is called a nazi by deluded assholes like you.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
And then you can celebrate with a big parade of soldiers
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
What the ( bleep ) is wrong with you?
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Jeez, man, it looks bad.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Got blindsided by a model t.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
So how are the kids? Good.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Yeah, no, try to get some sleep.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
I mean, I just think it's great that you and andie
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
I'm like, what the hell's this shit?
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
I don't want to be with anybody else,
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Who's gonna die first.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Oh, jeez.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
I'm sorry I called you a nazi.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
'cause we were out getting laid?
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
And we went to go pick up his cousin--
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
And we're picking her up at the port authority,
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
She's the only one who actually saw him.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
And this dude was particularly homeless.
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
That's what-- that's how much...
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Not hacky sack, cool-guy, medical-marijuana dreadlocks,

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Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Uh...
#2
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
So I'm just squeezing her for a little extra insurance money
#3
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
It looks like someone poured diarrhea
#4
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
I can't believe you're a doctor.
#5
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
What is that? Come on, man.
#6
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
You're an asshole.
#7
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
That is disgusting.
#8
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
But it chewed it like it thought it was
#9
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
Yes, doctor, it's very ugly.
#10
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
No, no, no way.
#11
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Is that okay? Yeah, it's okay.
#12
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13 #13 Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
There's never gonna be another year of my life
#14
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Every day starts with me, like, my eyes open
#15
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
"I guess.
#16
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
"Indian giver" is one of the most offensive things
#17
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Well, they didn't take it back, certainly,
#18
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
So we start killing all of them.
#19
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20 #20 Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Poor prick-- skinny, no hair.
#21
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Are you being serious right now?
#22
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
First of all, I don't believe you.
#23
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Then shut up, asshole.
#24
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Weird things are happening to my body as I get older.
#25
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
The "white guilt" muscle, didn't I?
#26
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
I mean, I'm not gay, but just to be part of history.
#28
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Is called a nazi by deluded assholes like you.
#29
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30 #30 Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
And then you can celebrate with a big parade of soldiers
#31
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
What the ( bleep ) is wrong with you?
#32
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Jeez, man, it looks bad.
#34
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Got blindsided by a model t.
#35
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
So how are the kids? Good.
#36
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Yeah, no, try to get some sleep.
#37
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
I mean, I just think it's great that you and andie
#38
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
I'm like, what the hell's this shit?
#39
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
I don't want to be with anybody else,
#40
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Who's gonna die first.
#41
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Oh, jeez.
#42
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
I'm sorry I called you a nazi.
#43
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
'cause we were out getting laid?
#44
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
And we went to go pick up his cousin--
#45
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
And we're picking her up at the port authority,
#46
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
She's the only one who actually saw him.
#47
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
And this dude was particularly homeless.
#48
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
That's what-- that's how much...
#49
Recap of Louie (2010) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Not hacky sack, cool-guy, medical-marijuana dreadlocks,
#50