S7 E5
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Season 7  "Godparents"  7x5

Aired 6 years ago - May 08, 2018

Jess tries to appease Winston's anxiety about his impending fatherhood by tracking down his long lost dad. Meanwhile, Schmidt goes back to work for the first time since Ruth's birth.

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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 1
Okay, I'm off.
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three, primal scream.
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- Got the big boy. (Chuckles) - Yeah.
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- You okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm good. (Chuckles) I'm good.
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- Cradle the head. - Cradle it. Yeah.
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Put that back inside of you. I don't want no part of that.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
- (elevator dings) - It's not the same office you left.
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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9
15 binders worth of stuff to do that Schmidt has left for me
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in that class and it made me realize
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That clown? He left you guys.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
Magically show up.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
and that is that when you're alive...
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
Well, it was a journey. Basically, I Googled his name,
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16
I'll be like, "Don't call me son."
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- Come on! - Come on, now.
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- Please. Please. Listen to me. - (laughs)
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is next to my phone,
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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
Okay, um...
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
Ah, come on.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Mmm. So yummy.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
- What? Excuse me?! - And also, they love me.
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- He's onto us, Cece! Run! Hyah! - Hey.
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Hey, Aly.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
That's not Winston's dad.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
But did he say he was Winston's dad?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
They are getting closer every minute.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Now you're just gonna sit there and mimic me?
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Here you go.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
of the crack between two couch cushions.
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for next week and, um, Van, I can give you a ride home.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
I've never been to L.A., and I live here.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
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- What's a drug dealer? - Don't give her that.
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Guess, technically, "inhaled" it.
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- And those binders. It is not possible! - I do this every day.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 42
Your face ruined it! You're a dumb raccoon.
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We can do pretend Botox on another day, okay?
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I mean, you could be. The '80s were a blur.
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The waterfall with you
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47
Brown-eyed girl
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Schmidt?! (hisses)
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But once it's gone,
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Moshi moshi.

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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 2
three, primal scream.
#2
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- Got the big boy. (Chuckles) - Yeah.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 4
- You okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm good. (Chuckles) I'm good.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
- Cradle the head. - Cradle it. Yeah.
#5
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Put that back inside of you. I don't want no part of that.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
- (elevator dings) - It's not the same office you left.
#7
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#8
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15 binders worth of stuff to do that Schmidt has left for me
#9
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in that class and it made me realize
#11
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That clown? He left you guys.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
Magically show up.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
and that is that when you're alive...
#14
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Well, it was a journey. Basically, I Googled his name,
#15
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I'll be like, "Don't call me son."
#16
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- Come on! - Come on, now.
#18
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- Please. Please. Listen to me. - (laughs)
#20
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is next to my phone,
#21
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Okay, um...
#23
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Ah, come on.
#24
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Mmm. So yummy.
#25
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- What? Excuse me?! - And also, they love me.
#26
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- He's onto us, Cece! Run! Hyah! - Hey.
#27
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Hey, Aly.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
That's not Winston's dad.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
But did he say he was Winston's dad?
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
They are getting closer every minute.
#31
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Now you're just gonna sit there and mimic me?
#32
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Here you go.
#33
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of the crack between two couch cushions.
#34
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for next week and, um, Van, I can give you a ride home.
#35
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I've never been to L.A., and I live here.
#36
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Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
#37
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- What's a drug dealer? - Don't give her that.
#39
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Guess, technically, "inhaled" it.
#40
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- And those binders. It is not possible! - I do this every day.
#41
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Your face ruined it! You're a dumb raccoon.
#42
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We can do pretend Botox on another day, okay?
#43
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I mean, you could be. The '80s were a blur.
#45
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The waterfall with you
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47
Brown-eyed girl
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48
Schmidt?! (hisses)
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
But once it's gone,
#49
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Moshi moshi.
#50