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Season 7  "The Curse of the Pirate Bride"  7x7

Aired 5 years ago - May 15, 2018

Jess and Nick make two life-changing decisions and Winston and Aly's big day arrives.

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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 1
- All right. Love you. - Love you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 2
You're a vision.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 3
It's the curse. I told you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 4
Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 5
- Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash. - Oh, my God.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 6
the luckiest guy in the whole world.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 7
I want to see what he thinks about my new book.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 8
Almost as cute as the toast that you gave last night.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 9
- right after I told it. - Yeah.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 10
I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 12
Oh, she's busy guarding the bridal suite.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 13
- All right. - See ya.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 14
You were right. I cursed us.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 15
Really, just take a small toke. It's not that strong.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 16
Oh, my God, I am so high.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 17
- can you taste what I'm tasting? - Mm-hmm. Okay, we have
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 18
Or strap on a spare patch, and Nick marries a sexy fly.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 19
- That's a bonus. - Oh, Cece, question.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 20
- You okay, Aly? - Mm-hmm, I'm fine.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 21
Uh, Jess, you're, um... your right eye's kind of stuck.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 22
- Our marriage is cursed. - Wh-What do you mean, cursed?
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 23
Crystals are real, dude. Don't say nothing bad about crystals!
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 24
He's right over there. We believe in you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 25
It looked good, man. How'd it go?
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 26
Oh, hey, Cece.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 27
Take me to drugs. Take me to drugs right now.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 28
all my weddings. Whatever gets you down the aisle.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 29
Is that crazy?
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 30
on her wedding day, and she's stoned and wearing an eye patch,
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 31
Ooh, hey, honey.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 32
- I ain't got that. - I've never been more proud of that...
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 33
And you're choosing to tell me this now?
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 34
You ran into me... sign...
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 35
Jess, be with me. Let me give you the life you deserve.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 36
I'm losing, I'm losing... he's so slippery! He's like a dolphin!
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 37
But how could you not? He is so handsome!
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 38
- Let's do it! - Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 39
My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 40
Why would you say that?
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 41
And I was like, "Nah, it's too big."
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 42
- I think so. - I hope so.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 43
Hey, do the right thing
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 44
- Does it hurt? - Definitely.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 45
And now I'm out of a job.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 46
Hey, do you remember
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 47
is right now, right here, you and me.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 48
It's gonna be another 13 hours.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 49
Oh! I just came from here.
 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 50

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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 2
You're a vision.
#2 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 3
It's the curse. I told you.
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 4
Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested
#4 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 5
- Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash. - Oh, my God.
#5 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 6
the luckiest guy in the whole world.
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 7
I want to see what he thinks about my new book.
#7 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 8
Almost as cute as the toast that you gave last night.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 9
- right after I told it. - Yeah.
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 10
I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs.
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 11 #11 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 12
Oh, she's busy guarding the bridal suite.
#12 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 13
- All right. - See ya.
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 14
You were right. I cursed us.
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 15
Really, just take a small toke. It's not that strong.
#15 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 16
Oh, my God, I am so high.
#16 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 17
- can you taste what I'm tasting? - Mm-hmm. Okay, we have
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 18
Or strap on a spare patch, and Nick marries a sexy fly.
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 19
- That's a bonus. - Oh, Cece, question.
#19 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 20
- You okay, Aly? - Mm-hmm, I'm fine.
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 21
Uh, Jess, you're, um... your right eye's kind of stuck.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 22
- Our marriage is cursed. - Wh-What do you mean, cursed?
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 23
Crystals are real, dude. Don't say nothing bad about crystals!
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 24
He's right over there. We believe in you.
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 25
It looked good, man. How'd it go?
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 26
Oh, hey, Cece.
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 27
Take me to drugs. Take me to drugs right now.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 28
all my weddings. Whatever gets you down the aisle.
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 29
Is that crazy?
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 30
on her wedding day, and she's stoned and wearing an eye patch,
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 31
Ooh, hey, honey.
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 32
- I ain't got that. - I've never been more proud of that...
#32 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 33
And you're choosing to tell me this now?
#33 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 34
You ran into me... sign...
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 35
Jess, be with me. Let me give you the life you deserve.
#35 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 36
I'm losing, I'm losing... he's so slippery! He's like a dolphin!
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 37
But how could you not? He is so handsome!
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 38
- Let's do it! - Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'.
#38 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 39
My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much.
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 40
Why would you say that?
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 41
And I was like, "Nah, it's too big."
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 42
- I think so. - I hope so.
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 43
Hey, do the right thing
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 44
- Does it hurt? - Definitely.
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 45
And now I'm out of a job.
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 46
Hey, do you remember
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 47
is right now, right here, you and me.
#47 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 48
It's gonna be another 13 hours.
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 49
Oh! I just came from here.
#49 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 50 #50