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Season 7

Aired a year ago - May 15, 2018

The gang takes a tour down memory lane, which includes a final round of "True American".

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Hey, let me know when you have the housewarming
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by this news that you're distracting yourself
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Yeah, Cece, you're right. You're totally right. You're all...
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Well, I guess I'll call Yonk and tell him to get cozy.
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through something about us leaving the loft. It's like...
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I only have the moving truck for 24 hours.
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You wouldn't believe how good I am
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Well, while I'm delighted
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I'm on a greased up dolly, and I'm holding fire.
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- saved all this stuff. How cool is that? - But we're really happy it's back.
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Shut up!
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- Please, Cece, just put it in your purse. - I am not gonna go put it...
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or did the garbage wand find us?
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ever forget the night that you brought us
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You know who else liked balconies? Hitler.
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out of the loft; we've never done that.
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And we're gonna be best friends forever.
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- and you... and you lied to me. - What did you want me to do?
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Has everything been a lie? Has this whole relationship...?
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You guys were just playing along with this?
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It's like, all day.
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It's your favorite bitch, Jess
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- Mmm. - I mean this, right here,
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This is the spot, where, for the weirdest minute of my life,
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Yes.
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I was sitting right here when I first introduced you guys
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And that's where I met you for the first time.
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It's time for the mess around
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Is that a paper plate covered with brown marker to look like floor?
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- Babe. Babe. - Mmm. Mm-mmm.
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- He doesn't care about spots. - I'm in here!
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You got it? You got it?
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Lot of cool stuff's gonna happen in this loft, huh?
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wearing a beanie and, like, a little hoodie.
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I'm done.
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They should make more foot lotion for your hand.
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- I love you, man. We're buddies. - Yes!
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The floor is lava!
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The middle class is disappearing!
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- Nailed it. - Manifest destiny.
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Chug, chug. Ruth, prohibition has been lifted.
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Aired a year ago - May 15, 2018

Jess and Nick make two life-changing decisions and Winston and Aly's big day arrives.

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- All right. Love you. - Love you.
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You're a vision.
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It's the curse. I told you.
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Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested
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- Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash. - Oh, my God.
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the luckiest guy in the whole world.
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I want to see what he thinks about my new book.
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Almost as cute as the toast that you gave last night.
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- right after I told it. - Yeah.
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I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs.
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Oh, she's busy guarding the bridal suite.
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- All right. - See ya.
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You were right. I cursed us.
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Really, just take a small toke. It's not that strong.
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Oh, my God, I am so high.
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- can you taste what I'm tasting? - Mm-hmm. Okay, we have
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Or strap on a spare patch, and Nick marries a sexy fly.
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- That's a bonus. - Oh, Cece, question.
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- You okay, Aly? - Mm-hmm, I'm fine.
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Uh, Jess, you're, um... your right eye's kind of stuck.
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- Our marriage is cursed. - Wh-What do you mean, cursed?
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Crystals are real, dude. Don't say nothing bad about crystals!
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He's right over there. We believe in you.
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It looked good, man. How'd it go?
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Oh, hey, Cece.
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Take me to drugs. Take me to drugs right now.
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all my weddings. Whatever gets you down the aisle.
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Is that crazy?
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on her wedding day, and she's stoned and wearing an eye patch,
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Ooh, hey, honey.
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- I ain't got that. - I've never been more proud of that...
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And you're choosing to tell me this now?
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You ran into me... sign...
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Jess, be with me. Let me give you the life you deserve.
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I'm losing, I'm losing... he's so slippery! He's like a dolphin!
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But how could you not? He is so handsome!
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- Let's do it! - Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'.
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My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much.
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Why would you say that?
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And I was like, "Nah, it's too big."
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- I think so. - I hope so.
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Hey, do the right thing
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- Does it hurt? - Definitely.
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And now I'm out of a job.
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Hey, do you remember
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is right now, right here, you and me.
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It's gonna be another 13 hours.
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Oh! I just came from here.
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Aired a year ago - May 08, 2018

Nick's plan to propose to Jess is thrown off-course when they decide to get a dog, Winston sees color for the first time and Schmidt worries about Cece getting pregnant again.

Aired a year ago - May 08, 2018

Jess tries to appease Winston's anxiety about his impending fatherhood by tracking down his long lost dad. Meanwhile, Schmidt goes back to work for the first time since Ruth's birth.

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Okay, I'm off.
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three, primal scream.
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- Got the big boy. (Chuckles) - Yeah.
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- You okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm good. (Chuckles) I'm good.
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- Cradle the head. - Cradle it. Yeah.
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Put that back inside of you. I don't want no part of that.
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- (elevator dings) - It's not the same office you left.
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15 binders worth of stuff to do that Schmidt has left for me
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in that class and it made me realize
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That clown? He left you guys.
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Magically show up.
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and that is that when you're alive...
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Well, it was a journey. Basically, I Googled his name,
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I'll be like, "Don't call me son."
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- Come on! - Come on, now.
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- Please. Please. Listen to me. - (laughs)
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is next to my phone,
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Okay, um...
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Ah, come on.
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Mmm. So yummy.
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- What? Excuse me?! - And also, they love me.
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- He's onto us, Cece! Run! Hyah! - Hey.
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Hey, Aly.
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That's not Winston's dad.
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But did he say he was Winston's dad?
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They are getting closer every minute.
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Now you're just gonna sit there and mimic me?
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Here you go.
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of the crack between two couch cushions.
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for next week and, um, Van, I can give you a ride home.
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I've never been to L.A., and I live here.
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Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
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- What's a drug dealer? - Don't give her that.
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Guess, technically, "inhaled" it.
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- And those binders. It is not possible! - I do this every day.
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Your face ruined it! You're a dumb raccoon.
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We can do pretend Botox on another day, okay?
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I mean, you could be. The '80s were a blur.
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The waterfall with you
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Brown-eyed girl
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Schmidt?! (hisses)
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But once it's gone,
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Moshi moshi.
Aired a year ago - May 01, 2018

The gang gathers for a one-year memorial service for a beloved friend. Meanwhile, Jess discovers Coach owes Nick a large sum of money.

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Could I say hi to everybody first?
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looking so amazing.
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I'd adopt one of those Peruvian kids for 70 cents a day
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Okay, this seems like a
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Yeah, didn't you read the e-mail?
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- Thanks. - Let me ask you a question.
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Your new husband would still be finding my bobby pins
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and I wanted to be able to speak at today's event.
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The sca-bozos at the bake shop gunked it up again.
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I mean, Coach probably said something pejorative about
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No, I use it to mean sore.
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Nick, are you mad 'cause Coach said something
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And even though Ferguson walked on short legs,
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our precinct's acappella group,
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Growing more hair
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- Oh... - ♪ No spray bottle...
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Coach wanted to open up a gym and-and I wanted to help.
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And who's Jim? And why did Coach own him?
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Sometimes I wear my boxers backwards on purpose
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Perhaps the correct answer would be for eternity, forever.
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I don't want any skeletons on our shoulders.
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One year ago, I killed Winston's cat.
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a series of rhyming couplets about our friend Furguson.
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I think I still got teeth in my teeth.
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A year ago,
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There was a glitter sale at Kraftwerk...
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I did a cat murder! I'm so sorry.
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as the red laser dot that Furguson loved so much,
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I'm just so sorry, and can you ever forgive me?
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- I had to go on probiotics. - Jess, it's true.
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must look like to a cat: pretty crazy.
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What?
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There is a cat in the building, and it needs me! Meow!
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This is the voice I used to use to make Furguson come to me.
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Uh, it's still warm.
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I think it's kind of hot that you kept that as a secret.
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I would just hit it over the head with a shovel
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- and I didn't want to scare you off. - Nick.
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Cat! Where you at?
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because she would say "Mommy, Kevin's having a party,
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I want you to be with your new husband at my grave.
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- You were great tonight, by the way. - Oh, thank you.
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What exactly are we doing here?
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$70,000 to have my friend back.
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- It really burned. - It was so scabby.
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as your first installment.
Aired a year ago - Apr 24, 2018

Nervous about Ruth's interview at a prestigious pre-school, Schmidt recruits Jess to help her prepare. Meanwhile, Nick procrastinates writing, and Winston prepares to confront his fear of testifying in court.

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Oh, yeah. That's my seed, all right.
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Eh, I got out of that game years ago.
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carry out a conversation...
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in this room already?
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You know, I would be back to writing
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Wait, so you hired a man to punch you in the face
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Can you repeat the question?
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- Let's dig in. - Thank you.
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something from... your past?
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- Wait, what? No, no, no. No, no. - 2001.
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I didn't think so.
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Okay, well, now you're just napping.
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Oh, honey, don't you worry about a thing, okay?
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Sweet burn, Jess.
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Okay, Ruth, we're gonna do the colors one more time, and then,
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Well, I hope you're happy. The interview is in an hour,
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Oh, no, no, no. Uh, we're just telling stories.
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they gave out rainbows.
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- is costing us Washington. - Why didn't you marry Shivrang?
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Mm-hmm. Talk to you later.
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Oh, just answer the question.
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I was checking my EarthLink.
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Said the pro-masturbator.
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Big test, oh, yeah
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across the country to visit you.
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you're don't think you're good enough to get it done.
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So I hope you get punched in the face today.
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If I wasn't kicked off of Craigslist...
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There's a kid handing out mints in the bathroom.
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That's "good afternoon" in Mandarin.
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Ha! She just said "meow."
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- Oof. - All right. Let's go.
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Are you okay, sir?
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Come on, Miller, churn out the magic.
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It's supposed to be about me!
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It was always you.
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Oh, boy, it's circle-cutting time.
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I want to buy her lots and lots of things.
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You just earned three tadpoles.
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that, together, we're the perfect parent?
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The whole system is corrupt. Meow!
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Oh, God.
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- I really like the title. - I'm proud of you, man.
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Punch you with my truth fist in your guilt nuts.
Aired a year ago - Apr 17, 2018

Over a drunken power lunch, Jess and Cece decide to stand up to Russell and demand Jess be given more responsibility in her new job. Meanwhile, Nick struggles to come up with ideas for a new book and Schmidt is desperate to get Ruth to sleep.

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I know. Pepperwood's growing up. He's becoming... transcendent.
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I can't publish this.
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♪ Work hard, play hard, work hard, play hard ♪
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at least she's not still potty training.
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Honestly, I'm just craving some adult time.
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Mm.
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Hey, have you seen this?
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It's very clear to me what side of the bed you sleep on.
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I just thought of it just now.
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- Gu... - Gu...
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- He's tough. - Okay.
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- Mm. Mm. - I don't know. With-with his mouth?
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Hey, I think Ruth is awake.
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Every Tuesday, he has these lunch meetings
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or ignored because you're the only woman in the room?
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Now, for the jeans campaign.
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- I've been left out of a Tuesday meeting. - Mm-hmm.
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What if we take it out of the transportation budget?
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- Whoa. - Oh, hey, guys.
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That's it. I have to call Merle.
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perfect-style job.
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I'm asking you, please don't call me that.
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Can I get in on that?
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I'm the boss.
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and I don't want to be friends with him anymore.
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but, in reality, they are not so powerful."
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When did I start thinking it was my fault? Is that good?
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Daddy got me this dress.
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"All reactionaries are paper tigers.
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- In terms of the reactionaries. - Ha ha!
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- you're very... you're very good. - You're the best.
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What is the emergency?
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Don't do this. Shh!
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I have another title for you.
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And you know I'm no commie!
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Oh... my... God.
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Yes, you can. You can do any movie except for a documentary,
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We went over this, Cece... that's not the line.
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- Okay. - You think just 'cause I'm a woman,
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- I just wanted to say... - No, I wanted
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Because if that's the case, that needs to change.
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- Back-to-back? - Yeah. They were related.
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we need some tampons in the bathroom.
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♪ Come on, Nick, you can do it ♪
Aired a year ago - Apr 10, 2018

Picking up approximately three years after the Season Six finale, Jess and Nick return from a European book tour for "The Pepperwood Chronicles." Schmidt and Cece celebrate their daughter, Ruth’s, birthday with a party, where Jess runs into her ex, Russell. Meanwhile, Winston and Aly try to pick a pregnancy photo.

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Feminist icons... very sophisticated theme.
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at her second birthday.
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Thanks. Ten years in marketing, three years in fatherhood
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If you'll excuse me, I see a little boy over there
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If the bird's stomach's full of bread,
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Yeah, his son's in Ruth's tumbling class.
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Why are you doing balloons by mouth?
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So you're gonna have to pick a pregnancy photo
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Look... skip through those.
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Hey. You're gonna tell him you hate it
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- Good to see you. - Yep.
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Because of a pending Justice Department investigation,
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of his book tour soon.
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Sometimes it just takes dating your cousin
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So suck on that. Right, Billie Jean King?
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Daddy's butt?
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Vodka Soda-Mayor. Right here.
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It's been six months
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and you pick that dump?
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- A male Au pair? - Yes, a boy Au pair.
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But he was hectoring me. I felt completely hectored.
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he's gonna spin out, and he'll tell me he's fine,
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- Yeah. - I can do that.
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That you were gonna pop the question.
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Your mustache is disgusting.
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Thank you. Yep. Mm-hmm. Uh, so,
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Okay, you know what, maybe you're right.
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- Nick, congratulations. - Hey.
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That sounds cool. Can I come?
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Settle down! Settle down
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I'm so sorry about what I did. I just, I feel so stupid.
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Because you kind of seem like you are.
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Wow, this got away from us fast.
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- Watchu Readin' with PP Jilbi. - Yeah.
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Ugh. I can't wait to lie down.
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That one? Not that one. I'm gonna open this one.
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Sure.
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deleted all the female numbers from my phone.
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- Okay. Thanks. - Come on in.
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Oh. Most people find us adorable, but okay.
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I think at our kid's party, we go cash bar.
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Look at that body. And there's a human inside of it?
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Like what?
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But I wouldn't be able to go
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Nick's really into mail all of a sudden.