S7 E4
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Season 7  "Where the Road Goes"  7x4

Aired 6 years ago - May 01, 2018

The gang gathers for a one-year memorial service for a beloved friend. Meanwhile, Jess discovers Coach owes Nick a large sum of money.

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Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 1
Could I say hi to everybody first?
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looking so amazing.
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I'd adopt one of those Peruvian kids for 70 cents a day
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
Okay, this seems like a
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
Yeah, didn't you read the e-mail?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
- Thanks. - Let me ask you a question.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
Your new husband would still be finding my bobby pins
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
and I wanted to be able to speak at today's event.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
The sca-bozos at the bake shop gunked it up again.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
I mean, Coach probably said something pejorative about
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
No, I use it to mean sore.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Nick, are you mad 'cause Coach said something
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
And even though Ferguson walked on short legs,
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
our precinct's acappella group,
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
Growing more hair
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
- Oh... - ♪ No spray bottle...
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 18
Coach wanted to open up a gym and-and I wanted to help.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 19
And who's Jim? And why did Coach own him?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 20
Sometimes I wear my boxers backwards on purpose
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 21
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 22
Perhaps the correct answer would be for eternity, forever.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
I don't want any skeletons on our shoulders.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
One year ago, I killed Winston's cat.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
a series of rhyming couplets about our friend Furguson.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
I think I still got teeth in my teeth.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
A year ago,
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
There was a glitter sale at Kraftwerk...
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
I did a cat murder! I'm so sorry.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
as the red laser dot that Furguson loved so much,
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 32
I'm just so sorry, and can you ever forgive me?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
- I had to go on probiotics. - Jess, it's true.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 34
must look like to a cat: pretty crazy.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
What?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
There is a cat in the building, and it needs me! Meow!
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
This is the voice I used to use to make Furguson come to me.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
Uh, it's still warm.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
I think it's kind of hot that you kept that as a secret.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
I would just hit it over the head with a shovel
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
- and I didn't want to scare you off. - Nick.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
Cat! Where you at?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
because she would say "Mommy, Kevin's having a party,
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I want you to be with your new husband at my grave.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
- You were great tonight, by the way. - Oh, thank you.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
What exactly are we doing here?
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 48
$70,000 to have my friend back.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
- It really burned. - It was so scabby.
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 50
as your first installment.

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looking so amazing.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 3
I'd adopt one of those Peruvian kids for 70 cents a day
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
Okay, this seems like a
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
Yeah, didn't you read the e-mail?
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
- Thanks. - Let me ask you a question.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
Your new husband would still be finding my bobby pins
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
and I wanted to be able to speak at today's event.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
The sca-bozos at the bake shop gunked it up again.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
I mean, Coach probably said something pejorative about
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
No, I use it to mean sore.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Nick, are you mad 'cause Coach said something
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13 #13 Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
And even though Ferguson walked on short legs,
#14
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our precinct's acappella group,
#15
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Growing more hair
#16
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- Oh... - ♪ No spray bottle...
#17
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Coach wanted to open up a gym and-and I wanted to help.
#18
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And who's Jim? And why did Coach own him?
#19
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Sometimes I wear my boxers backwards on purpose
#20
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Perhaps the correct answer would be for eternity, forever.
#22
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I don't want any skeletons on our shoulders.
#23
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One year ago, I killed Winston's cat.
#24
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a series of rhyming couplets about our friend Furguson.
#25
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I think I still got teeth in my teeth.
#27
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A year ago,
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
There was a glitter sale at Kraftwerk...
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
I did a cat murder! I'm so sorry.
#30
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as the red laser dot that Furguson loved so much,
#31
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I'm just so sorry, and can you ever forgive me?
#32
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- I had to go on probiotics. - Jess, it's true.
#33
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must look like to a cat: pretty crazy.
#34
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What?
#36
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There is a cat in the building, and it needs me! Meow!
#37
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This is the voice I used to use to make Furguson come to me.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
Uh, it's still warm.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
I think it's kind of hot that you kept that as a secret.
#40
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I would just hit it over the head with a shovel
#41
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- and I didn't want to scare you off. - Nick.
#42
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Cat! Where you at?
#43
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because she would say "Mommy, Kevin's having a party,
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I want you to be with your new husband at my grave.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
- You were great tonight, by the way. - Oh, thank you.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
What exactly are we doing here?
#47
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$70,000 to have my friend back.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
- It really burned. - It was so scabby.
#49
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as your first installment.
#50