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Season 5  "Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt"  5x5

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 02, 2016

Schmidt helps Nick ponder his future after Nick’s cousin and his wife visit to ask for a very special handout. Meanwhile, Winston helps Cece shop for a wedding dress.

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Oh, Nicky, we don't want your money.
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- No. - Just sperm?
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and it doesn't really feel like it's me.
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Winston, I just
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So you're gonna take his word over my word?
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They're reaching into your skin wallet.
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your sperm are partly my sperm.
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I worked on it this morning.
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holding a bottle of Scotch and an ear of corn.
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Here come my boobs."
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that your naked penis was exposed to bumblebees?
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How do you botch it?
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Well, you got in my head.
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She makes meatballs and soup,
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How far in the future are you planning on having a child?
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then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
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Say hi. He'll say hi.
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thanks, man, I kind of needed it.
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the most perfect dress once today, and I should wait...
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- No. - No. Okay.
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So I just masturbated for nothing?
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I want you to have sex with my wife.
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Yeah, but then I have to have sex with my cousin.
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then you're out of your mind.
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It was beautiful and it was kind.
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I want it to be pitch black in here, so I can't see...
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I'm not wearing a condom! End of discussion.
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Yeah, it was to the top.
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- You don't like the onesie? - Pats are number onesie.
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without a liquor license.
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- Do you know who you're talking to? - Yes?
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Okay. I don't know what you think
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Yeah. It's that children's rhyme that's also very sexual.
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I'll say something nice about you then and we can get into it.
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- Is it over? Did you like it? - No! Look at him.
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- What?! - Take your pants off!
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I need boundaries!
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