S5 E17
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Season 5  "Road Trip"  5x17

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 26, 2016

After being emasculated in front of Cece, Schmidt insists on a manly bachelor party weekend in Vegas, but the road trip goes awry when the guys end up at a desert biker bar and he must put his newfound bravado to the test.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 17 (S05E17) - 2
Maybe they're having problems.
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- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
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Hey, why don't you check your right pocket, buddy?
#4
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What?
#5
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I mean, between my divorce
#6
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Got me picking feathers out of my teeth for days.
#7
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No.
#8
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Hey, it could have happened to anybody, Schmidt.
#9
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What does a man do about that pain?
#10
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That sounds pretty manly.
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Let me get a scone.
#12
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That's for me. That's for me. You got to let me check.
#13
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I feel like I have nowhere to...
#14
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Somebody watch that.
#15
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Wait a minute.
#16
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Whoa.
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You dirty little rattlesnake.
#19
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I'm just incredibly disappointed in you.
#20
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you miss out on the memories forever, Wally.
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- Oh, that is low quality whiskey. - Yeah.
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The... more... uh... east... east downtown.
#23
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to hydrate your daisies over in L.A.?!
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- Yeah, let's fight these guys, Nick. - Yeah, totally.
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We'll see you outside.
#26
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You letting a bee out? That's dope, man.
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It's because I got yelled at in front of Cece.
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but this is something I have to do.
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They got a lot of rings, Schmidty.
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That's a little boy over there.
#31
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Why is that little boy not in a day care?
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What are you doing?
#33
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You get a job at a Raisin Bran factory, right?
#34
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Schmidt! Yeah, I'm Schmidt!
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Mirror kick.
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Hey, where the hell is Big Schmidt?
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- Here. That hurt? - Ow.
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Some dude stuck his fingers in my mouth.
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Yeah. Cece.
#45
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but, uh, Aly's full name is Alison.
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
#47
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Are you talking about getting beat up?
#48
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She deserves the best husband in the world,
#49
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You're gonna make a great husband to Cece.
#50