S5 E16
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Season 5  "Helmet"  5x16

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2016

Despite being happy with Sam, Jess confesses to Cece that she had a sex dream about Nick. And Schmidt attempts to help Winston land Furguson a cat audition when he finds out Aly’s boyfriend is a talent agent for pets.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 1
and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
Let's just get our emotions out there.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
Shenanigans?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
Just Singular being Singular.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
scare people with my pranks,
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
Stupid.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
This is delightful.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
Ah, I did not think this through.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
So if you excuse me,
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
can you please fill us in
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
- Mm... - Uh...
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Plus one means plus anyone.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
How did she get a mask of my face?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
You were right to get your hubby involved.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
we just got a consignment of vehicles
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
What are we talkin', 5.0?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
and he was the only person I could find,
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
we should support him.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
about what you said, and maybe you're right.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
That's what we needed to hear.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
He's about 5'10".
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
and why weren't you answering your unit?
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
I explicitly told you not to.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
I told you if you'd just guide me.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
Hah! All right.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
It's the end of the month.
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
Let's just get our emotions out there.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
Shenanigans?
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
Just Singular being Singular.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
scare people with my pranks,
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
Stupid.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
This is delightful.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
Ah, I did not think this through.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
So if you excuse me,
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
can you please fill us in
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
- Mm... - Uh...
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Plus one means plus anyone.
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
How did she get a mask of my face?
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
You were right to get your hubby involved.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
we just got a consignment of vehicles
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
What are we talkin', 5.0?
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
and he was the only person I could find,
#31
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we should support him.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
about what you said, and maybe you're right.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35 #35 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
That's what we needed to hear.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
He's about 5'10".
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
and why weren't you answering your unit?
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
I explicitly told you not to.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
I told you if you'd just guide me.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
Hah! All right.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47 #47 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
It's the end of the month.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49 #49 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.
#50