Doctor Who (2005)

Location: The Gamestation (Satellite 5) Date: 200,100 Enemy: Emperor Dalek, The Daleks The fate of the Universe is hanging in the balance as the Dalek fleet begin their invasion of Earth. The Doctor must decide whether to sacrifice every human being on Earth in order to save every other living creature in the universe from the Daleks. Either way, he knows he must send Rose home... MORE -LESS

One minute they're the greatest threat in the universe, then they vanish.

Is that it?

so if anybody's gonna shut up, it's you!

That makes them. . .half human.

but it's worse than that.

And this place can transmit a massive wave, wipe out the Daleks! Get started and do it, then!

The guards had guns with bastic bullets, enough to blow a Dalek wide open. There's five of us.

Rose. . .

Don't make a sound.

There's another thing the Tardis could do. It could take us away.

I won't let you! And I bet you're fussing and moaning now, typical!

There is every possibility the delta wave could be complete,

The human race would survive in some shape or form, but you're the only Daleks in existence.

They are not part of my design.

But it's not, it's now. That fight is happening right now, and he's fighting for us,

seeing aliens and spaceships and things, that don't matter.

This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war!

and there was this light, and the Doctor said it was the heart of the Tardis. If we can open it,

They're flying up the ventilation shafts. . .No, wait a minute.

Don't say that. Remember when Dad died?

They're bombing whole continents.

He was full of mad ideas, and it's exactly what he would have done.

Keep going! Give it some more!

Mankind will be harvested because of YOUR weakness.

What have you done? !

You've got the entire vortex running through your head, you'll burn!

The sun and the moon,

What happened?

Location: The Gamestation (Satellite 5) Date: 200,100 Enemy: The Games, The Daleks In a seemingly futuristic world, the Doctor wakes up in the Big Brother house during an eviction, Rose wakes up on the Weakest Link with the Anne-Droid, and Captain Jack gets a make over with Trin-E and Zu-Zana. But something unusual is happening, and the losing contestants are being disintergrated. Obviously, it's time for the Doctor to investigate. There could be only one monster behind this - the Daleks! MORE -LESS

with the Doctor and a man called Captain Jack?

The An. . .droid.

Just stand still and let the defabricator work its magic.

Do people like me? Lynda, Lynda with a Y, not Linda with an I,

I remember. That's the amnesia! So what happened, where did they get you?

That beam was 15 million times more powerful, which means. . .this isn't just a game.

But I need to find the Doctor. Just shut up and play the game!

Colleen, in social security, what

How should I know?

Ever thought about cosmetic surgery?

She was the weakest link, she gets disintegrated.

Crosbie, you have ten seconds to make your farewells and then we're gonna get you.

What do you mean, on the outside? Here we go.

She's been evicted.

I don't think she's been human for years.

What about the winners, what do they get? They get to live. Is that it? ! Well, isn't that enough?

No, like I said, face. . .off.

Going to the break, two minutes on the clock.

The things you've seen. . . The darkness!

I reckon he's a plant, he was only brought in to stir things up.

Are you following this? I'm getting out!

No guards. That makes a change.

Everyone does. How come you don't?

Not a bad idea, Lynda with a Y.

Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine, which is the only thing that matters in the end.

The human race! Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of. . .

Thanks. Hey, there. Hello!

Found her! Floor 407. Oh, my God, she's with the Anne-droid, get her out of there!

Game Room Six, which one is it? Over here!

Rodrick. . . I'm not mean to be here. . .you ARE the strongest link.

Sir, put down the gun or I'll have to shoot.

He's on his way up here. . . with a gun!

But. . .I've got your gun. OK, so shoot me. Why can't she answer? She's, erm. . . Can I put this down?

They interfere with the broadcast signal, so this place automatically powers down.

I could hide you inside the games. My friend died inside your games.

You'll wanna watch this. Lynda, could you stand over there for me, please?

Someone's been playing a long game, controlling the human race from behind the scenes for generations.

Location: Cardiff, Wales Date: 2006 Enemy: Margaret Blaine (Blon Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen) The Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack stop off in present-day Cardiff to recharge the TARDIS on the Rift they formerly encountered in 1869. Whilst there, they come upon a since-thought-long-dead enemy of theirs, who is hatching yet another plan to destroy Earth. MORE -LESS

Don't listen to him, he's winding you up. You look fantastic.

Early 21st-century slang, is cheesy good or bad? It's bad.

That old lady's staring. Probably wondering what four people can do inside a small wooden box.

Ricky, you put a mysterious blue box slap bang in the middle of town, what do people do? Walk past it.

Cardiff Castle will be demolished, allowing the Blaidd Drwg Project to rise up, tall and proud,

Whatever do you mean? Cathy, wasn't it?

It was a very icy patch. These stories are nothing more than typical small-town thinking. Excuse me.

Oh, come on! All girls together!

but Cleaver seemed to be talking about a nuclear holocaust. He almost made it sound deliberate.

The 19th. It's really just to stop my mother from nagging, but the baby sort of clinched it.

Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm cursed.

I swear, it turns out the white things are tusks, and I mean, tusks! And it's woken and it's not happy!

Ready. Ready. Ready.

Oh, the Doctor's very good at teleports.

A philanthropic gesture. I've learnt the error of my ways. And it just so happens to be on top of the rift.

Fantastic! Is that a tribophysical waveform macro-kinetic extrapolator? Couldn't have put it better myself.

Like stepping on an anthill.

Margaret, we're gonna take you home. Hold on, like letting her go?

It's not compatible, but it should knock off about 12 hours, we'll be ready to go by morning.

Better than in there.

I mean if you want to, I've got some money. OK. Yeah.

You butchered my family and then ran for the stars, am I right?

Do I get a last request?

Here we are out on a date, and you haven't even asked my proper name.

That's better. Now then, what d'you think? Mmm, steak looks nice. Steak and chips!

Midnight, we walk underneath these waves, a hundred feet tall and made of ice.

You've been in that skin-suit too long, you've forgotten. There used to be a real Margaret Blaine.

I know YOU! And I know her, and I know that's never gonna happen, so who do you think you're kidding? !

I spared her life.

And you're right, Doctor,

Doctor? Are you even listening to me?

One wrong move and she snaps like a promise. I might have known.

they would be captivated by the extrapolator.

Surf's up!

Then where'd she go? She looked into the heart of the Tardis. Even I don't know how strong that is.

Location: London, England Date: 1941 Enemy: The Empty Child, Nanogenes After narrowly escaping the gas mask monsters, The Doctor, Rose, and Captain Jack try to stop the mutated people from infecting other victims. But it soon becomes apparent that one of the group may indirectly responsible for the virus. The answer lies at the bomb site, but time is running out... MORE -LESS

I buy him a drink with his own money and we discuss dumb luck.

The all clear.

Sure.

'Are you aware of what's around you?

I pay for the food on this table. The sweat on my brow, that food is.

Half this street thinks your missus must be messing about with Mr Haverstock, the butcher.

They come out during air raids looking for food. 'Mummy, please?'

Going down!

OK, that door should hold it for a bit. The door? The wall didn't stop it!

Thought as much. What are all of you doing 'ere? Different house every night, I told ya!

I know we should've went somewhere else, but we need you, see, for the thinking.

He'll get you. And then he'll come for us. He always comes for us! No.

Back on my ship. . . used the emergency teleport.

Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance?

You were hanging from a barrage balloon. Oh, yeah.

Nobody takes my frock.

If it makes me sound any better, it's not for the money. For what?

Found these, sir.

What's the matter with you? Please. Let me go.

What do you m. . . ?

Relax! He's a 51st-century guy.

♪ When the wind blows the cradle will rock

What are you doing? When you see this thing is empty you'll know I had nothing to do with it.

Show Rose. Setting 2428-D.

We have a time travel machine. Seriously. It's not that.

Don't tell anyone I told you so.

And they brought him back to life? They can do that? What's life?

And nothing in the world can stop it! I didn't know.

They are now. This is a battlefield ambulance.

He's gonna keep asking, Nancy. He's never gonna stop. Tell him.

Are you my mummy?

Recognising the same DNA!

Taken care of it. How? Psychology.

World doesn't want to get by without you just yet

Beat the Germans, save the world, don't forget the welfare state!

'Termination of Captain Jack Harkness in under two minutes, 100% probability.'

Last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast.

Location: London, England Date: 1941 Enemy: The Empty Child After chasing an unexplained capsule through time, the TARDIS lands in London, during an air raid. Rose investigates when a small child wearing a gasmask, standing on a rooftop, continuously calls out for his mummy. After floating above the city on a barrage balloon, Rose is swept off her feet by another time traveller – Captain Jack Harkness. Meanwhile, The Doctor follows a teenaged girl to a meeting of the homeless children of the Blitz. Here, the child in the gasmask is terrorising them with a parade of strange events, constantly asking for his mother. MORE -LESS

# With all your faults I love you still

might seem like a stupid question, but has anything fallen from the sky recently?

It's just there's this thing I need to find. Would've fallen from the sky a couple of days ago.

Doctor!

I'm gonna meet somebody who gets the whole "Don't wander off" thing.

Don't answer it.

How did you ring here? This isn't a real phone, it's not wired up to. . .

Arthur? Arthur, will you 'urry up? ! Didn't you hear the siren?

Don't you RAF boys use them for target practice?

MORE BOMBS DROP NEARBY

Look at that. Bet it's off the black market. That's enough!

You know no-one ever believes that?

The tractor beam, it can scramble your head just a little.

Thanks, Miss!

Shut up! It's better on the streets anyway. It's better food.

I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving. Anybody seen a girl like that?

I don't. . . Did you close the door?

MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO

Please let me in, Mummy. I'm scared of the bombs.

Oh, you "sort of" have a boyfriend called Mickey Smith

Burn your hands on the rope? Yeah.

Do your ears have special powers too? What are you trying to say? Good night, Mister.

BIG BEN CHIMES

It's 1941,

You know what I think? What?

There was a lot of food in that house. I've got mouths to feed. Should be safe enough now.

Off you go, then. Do what you've got to do.

Nancy sent me. Nancy?

Yes. Exactly the same! Yes. Right down to the scar on the back of the hand.

The head trauma. No. Asphyxiation?

Now I'm neither. But I'm still a doctor.

She won't tell me, but she m. . .

Only way to see an air raid. What?

This just isn't possible. How did this happen?

threw you the bait. . . Bait? I wanted to sell it to you, then destroy it before you found out it was junk.

I don't know, some kind of virus converting human beings into these things. But why?

Location: London, Earth Date: 1986 Enemy: The Reapers Rose requests a trip back to the day her father, Pete Tyler, died. Reluctantly, the Doctor agrees, but he realises he has made a mistake, when Rose saves Pete from being run over by a car. This has now changed the timeline, and Reapers are transposing themselves all over the Universe. However, this time, the Doctor doesn't have a plan… MORE -LESS

MUSIC: "Never Can Say Goodbye" by the Communards

He'd been to get a wedding present, the vase.

Give me some credit. I did see it coming. I wasn't gonna walk under it.

Mind you, there's always the windowsill outside.

Tonics, mum used to call them. He made his money selling this Vitex stuff.

I know what I'm doing. You don't! Two sets of us being there made that a vulnerable point. But he's alive.

Or will you hang around outside the TARDIS waiting for me.

WHOOSHING

Blimey, you know how to flatter a bloke. Right. Are we off?

I met this bloke at the horses - he's cutting me in on copyright. MUSIC ON RADIO

How d'ya mean, messages?

What did he tell you? Did he say he's this big businessman?

I never know where the next meal's coming from. I'll get it right, love I promise you, one day soon.

Oh, my God! What are they? ! What are they? ! Inside!

What else?

That's the very first phone call. Alexander Graham Bell.

You called me Dad.

I've travelled to all sorts of places, done things you couldn't even imagine, but. . .

Time machine?

Have you got a bloke? No. I did have. Mickey!

don't touch the baby!

There used to be laws stopping this kind of thing from happening. My people would have stopped this.

It's my job for it to be my fault.

It's all my fault.

He didn't want you to go through it again, not if there was another way.

She's ours.

I never read those bedtime stories, I never took you on those picnics.

And why are we chasing it?

Location: Satellite 5 Date: 200,000 Enemy: The Editor, Jagrafess The Doctor, Rose and Adam arrive in the year 200,000 on a broadcasting station that transmits programming to Earth. But soon, trouble is afoot, when they discover that any worker promoted to a position on level 500 never returns. The Doctor and Rose attempt to find out what is happening, whilst Adam investigates part of the station himself, and makes a decision that he's going to regret for the rest of his life. MORE -LESS

Good question. That IS a good question.

So. . .this is what we do.

Nothing happens in the Empire without it going through us.

Is there a code for planet Earth? Just dial!

That's company policy.

Reports from every city, every country, every planet,

Her information's been tampered with.

I don't know, I just applied on the off chance.

Maybe I could just go and sit on the observation deck. Would that be all right?

Eva Saint Julienne, last surviving member of the Freedom Fifteen.

If you don't mind, I'm gonna have to refer this upwards.

I can learn anything.

Don't you even ask? Why would I? You're a journalist!

Should've chucked this out years ago! What's going on?

Come back, come. . . Why are you doing that?

No, that's medical. There must be something wrong with your chip.

You'll have to pay for it.

Not at all. Turns out you've got unlimited credit.

which is just about the entire history of the human race.

Yes, sir!

'Security scan complete.'

You've got access to the computer's core.

That's her gone. Adam's given up. Looks like it's just you and me.

No birth, no job, not the slightest kiss.

Well, perhaps my Editor In Chief can convince you otherwise.

For almost 100 years, mankind has been shaped and guided.

You can't hide something on this scale, somebody must've noticed.

You're human. Yeah, well, simply being human doesn't pay very well.

The Human Empire is tiny, compared to what you've seen in your T, A, R, D, I, S. . .

Look at that. It's getting hot.

Oh, um, yes, I'm trying, sir, but I don't know how she did it, it's impossible!

If it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign. Bye, then.

You'll have to stay and explain it, no-one's gonna believe me. Why, they might believe a lot of things.

But I wanna come with you.

Location: Utah, Earth Date: 2012 Enemy: Dalek The Doctor and Rose find themselves in an underground museum in Utah in the year 2012. The museum houses all kinds of extra-terrestrial artefacts the only living exhibit being one of the Doctor's oldest enemies - a Dalek. But soon after, it escapes from its "torture chamber," and goes on a killing spree. Will Rose be one of the victims? MORE -LESS

I like you, Diana Goddard.

Well, you see the tubes on the side? Must be to channel something, I think maybe fuel.

It needs precision.

And who's he when he's at home? Mr Van Statten owns the internet.

The creature has shielded itself, but there's definite signs of life inside.

I am. . .waiting for orders.

We're not the same! I'm not. . .

Da-lek.

Spacecraft, aliens, visitors to Earth.

Van Statten has agents all over, looking for geniuses to recruit. Oh, right, you're a genius.

it doesn't take long to patch through on the comms system.

By a man who was king of his own little world. You'd like him.

Kept it within the laboratory, of course. No need to get people excited.

Hold it right there. Level three access. Special clearance from Mr Van Statten.

Do you fear me?

De Maggio, get the civilians out alive. That is your job, got that?

The Daleks survive in me!

Have you got any alien weapons? Lots of them, but the Dalek's between us and them.

Defeated by a flight of stairs!

Don't look back, just run!

Open fire!

Then I shall follow the Primary Order.

You would make a good Dalek.

and label them.

What are you waiting for?

Don't do it! What use are emotions,

You're out. You made it.

Get out of the way!

I couldn't. . .

I shall not be like you!

Location: London, Earth Date: March, 2006 Enemy: Slitheen With the Doctor, Rose, and MP Harriet Jones trapped inside Downing Street, the Slitheen make their move: Nuclear Warfare. If the human race is obliterated, the Earth can be sold on the Galactic Black Market for a very reasonable price. It's up to the Doctor to defeat the Slitheen before the entire population of the Earth is wiped out. But will he have to make the ultimate sacrifice: Rose Tyler...? MORE -LESS

and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight!

Little human children, where are you?

It's wonderful.

Who exactly are the Slitheen?

Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel, lining every single wall.

Ah, Sergeant. Now that the Doctor's been neutralised, the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone.

Who do we trust? For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em.

And he's still out there, Mickey.

I brought him a cup of coffee.

Harriet Jones. I've heard that name before.

The codes have been given to the UN. Is it important?

Mickey, you were born in the dark.

and maybe you think it's all clever and smart, but you tell me - just answer me this -

BUZZ! Hush! That's not me!

It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us.

When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word,

Just like Hannibal! Just like Hannibal! Mickey, have you got any vinegar? How should I know?!

Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar.

The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight.

Our technicians can baffle the alien probes,

He's making it up! There's no weapon up there, no threat. He invented it! Do you think they'll believe him?

Piece by piece.

'humanity's first interplanetary war begins.'

OK, Doctor. I'm not saying I trust you, but there must be something you can do.

Do you think I don't know that? Cos this is my life, Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart,

We don't need it, just an ordinary missile. What's the first category?

STEADY BLIPS

Stop them intercepting it! I'm doing it now! Good boy.

Maybe you should have a go. Me! I'm only a backbencher.

proud and undefeated!

MY DAUGHTER saved the world! I think the Doctor helped a bit(!)

He'll have shepherds pie. . . You're gonna cook for him? What's wrong with that?

She wants to get to know you. Tough, I've better things to do. It's just tea. Not to me, it isn't.

I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve. Does he drink?

I just went down the shop.

You could look after her. Come with us.

We'd be dead without him. My decision is final.

Location: London, Earth Date: March, 2006 Enemy: Slitheen The Doctor and Rose return to modern-day Earth, only to find it has been a year since Rose first set off, and everyone thought she was missing, presumed dead. Whilst there, a spaceship crashes into Big Ben and lands in the Thames. Soon, all is not as it seems with the residents of 10 Downing Street. MORE -LESS

Then what is it? Because you. . . ! You waltz in here, all charm and smiles,

What happened to you, Rose? What can be so bad that you can't tell me, sweetheart? Where were you?

Yeah.

Well, let's go and see it. Never mind the traffic, we've got the Tardis. Hmm. Better not.

The police urge the public not to panic. Here's the helpline number

It's unconfirmed but I'm being told a body's been found in the wreckage,

'. .Albion Hospital.'

Excuse me, sir. I know it's a state of emergency and there's a lot of rumour flying around, but. . .

Indra Ganesh, sir, Junior Secretary with the MOD. I'll be your liaison. Where the hell is he?

Margaret Blaine, she's with MI5 There's no more information sir.

That was a genuine crash-landing. Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything. It was perfect. So?

Oh, Mr Green sir, I know you're busy, but could you put this on the next Cabinet agenda?

Clear! Keep it moving! Clear!

Hello.

The nations of the world are watching the United Kingdom. Well, it HAS all been a bit of a shock.

PHRRRT! What's going on here?

Then they strapped it in that ship, made it dive-bomb,

I might as well, cos you're stuck here. The doctor's gone. Just now, that box thing just faded away.

I bet you don't even remember my name! Ricky. It's Mickey. No, it's Ricky.

'Are there more ships to come?

Every day, I looked.

So, now that you've come back. . .

What d'you think, how's the compression? I think I've got too much ballast round the middle.

Right. Good. Code Nine.

UNIT, United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Good people. How d'you know 'em?

10 Downing Street? That's the one! Oh, my God!

Just keep walking. . .

Ladies and gentlemen. . . Attention, please? As you see from the summary, the ship had one porcine pilot.

.Harriet, for God's sake! This is beyond a joke, you cannot wander. . .

And that's my job,

Location: Cardiff, Wales Date: 24th December, 1869 Enemy: The Gelth The Doctor plans to take Rose back through time to Naples, 1860, but instead they arrive in Cardiff, 1869. In Victorian Cardiff, the dead are walking and creatures made of gas are on the loose. The time-travellers team up with Charles Dickens to investigate Mr Sneed, the local undertaker, who's hiding a very big secret. However, this time, The Doctor won't be able to save everyone. MORE -LESS

The stiffs are getting lively again. Mr Redpath's grandmother, she's is up there on her feet,

Now, stop prevaricating, girl.

gone, it's finished, it'll never happen again.

Before she passed on, she was going to see him.

with family matters.

if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door,

What phantasmagoria is this?

Fantastic!

What did you do that for?

No, it means fanatic. Mind you, that American bit in Martin Chuzzlewit, what's that about?

OK, not kidding.

having a wander, you dirty old man. I won't be spoken to like this.

Just like the old lady, going to your performance, sir, just as she'd planned.

just what people expect from a gloomy old trade like mine.

But you've got one of the best minds in the world and you saw those gas creatures. I cannot accept that.

Now, you tell me that the real world

I went every Sunday, nice and proper.

I suppose, there is one lad.

He was very kind to me to take me in, cos I lost my mam and dad to the 'flu when I was 12.

I'm all alone down here.

The things you've seen.

We're going to have a seance.

Yes, you can. Just believe it. I have faith in you, Gwyneth.

But then the War came.

Let the Gelth through.

Now, drink this.

Things might be very different where you're from, but here and now, I know my own mind.

Talk about bleak house.

My angels! I can help them live.

You said that you were few in number!

- Come, march with us. - Oh, Glory!

Time isn't a straight line, it can twist into any shape.

Yeah. Together? Yeah.

Get out.

There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I shall spend Christmas with my family and make amends to them.

Bye, then. And thanks.

Location: Platform 1 (A space station orbiting Earth) Date: 5,000,000,000 AD Enemy: The Lady Cassandra The Doctor takes Rose on her first voyage through time: to the year five billion, when the Sun is about to expand and swallow the Earth. She is cautious and soon starts to question her reasons for joining The Doctor. But amongst the powerful alien races gathering to watch on Platform One, a murderer is at work. Who is controlling the mysterious and deadly metal spiders? MORE -LESS

Welcome to the end of the world.

Mind you, when I say "the great and the good" what I mean is the rich.

We have in attendance the Doctor and Rose Tyler. Thank you. All staff to their positions!

..Cal "Spark" Plug... Mrs and Mrs Pacoon... The ambassadors from the City-State of Binding Light...

HAWKS AND SPITS Thank you very much.

I've had my chin completely taken away, and look at the difference, look how thin I am!

>From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg.

Earth-death in 30 minutes.

Of course.

Sorry, am I allowed to be in 'ere?

They still have plumbers?

Anyway, um, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it!

Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation devices is strictly forbidden

Oi now, careful with that, park it properly. No scratches.

The aliens are so alien.

>From what planet? It's not as if you'd know it where it is(!) Where are you from? What's it matter?

Can't exactly call for a taxi.

Go on, there must be something. You never phone in the middle of the day... What's so funny?

Bundle of laughs, you are.

I have no idea! They're small. The scan says they're metal...

Prostitute? Whatever I am, it must be invisible(!) D'you mind?!

They move Platform One from one artistic event to another.

That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there.

I'm having my blood bleached.

And what about your ancestry, Doctor?

SHE CRIES OUT

Sabotage... 'Earth-death in ten minutes... '

Is the Steward in there? You can smell him.

Let me out! Oh, well, it would be you(!) Open the door!

'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising... '

Easy way of finding out. Someone brought their little pet on board.

Go on, Jimbo. Go home.

I am the Last Human, Doctor.

THUNDEROUS WHOOSHES

'Heat levels critical, heat levels critical.'

You're made of wood. Then stop wasting time - Time Lord.

You passed my little test. Bravo!

Oh, Doctor, I'll do anything...! Help her. Everything has its time. And everything dies.

Location: London, England Date: 4th/5th/6th March 2005 Enemy: Nestene Consciousness Rose Tyler stumbles across a man called The Doctor as he seeks out the Nestene Consciousness, to prevent the living plastic it is controlling from taking over the world.

Wilson?

Cos... that many people dressed up and being silly has to be students.

It's Debbie. She knows a man on the Mirror, 500 quid for an interview.

There's no point in getting up, sweetheart. You've no job to go to.

Yes, there is. ..Well, anything could happen.

No. We did have, but we just get strays. They come in off the estate.

Just the Doctor. The Doctor? Hello!

All this plastic stuff, who else knows? No-one.

No!

Oh, shut up. Coffee? Yeah, only if you wash the mug.

Dad! It's one of your nutters.

Political diaries, conspiracy theories, even ghost stories.

Going further back...

I fancy a pizza.

Was he something to do with that? No.

Right. Where d'you want to start?

Aw, no, no, no, NO!

plenty of toxins and dioxins, perfect. Just what the Nestene Consciousness needs.

What is it? What?

It's all right. Shhh. That thing, down there...

Don't talk about constitutional rights.

Mum? Mum?

Fat lot of good you were!