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Season 1  "Campers Arrive"  1x1

Aired 7 years ago - Jul 31, 2015

It's the first morning at Camp Firewood, and the horny counselors are already making their moves, while something sinister is going on in the woods.

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Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
It's very... She's very witty.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Ha! Nice lady-shorts, McKinley.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Hey, J.J., um, have you seen Donna Berman?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
All right, okay. Tonight after lights out, staff party at the Roundhouse.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
Shari, take my ding dong in your ear.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
That's my girlfriend you're talking about.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Campers are here.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
Come here. I'm gonna miss this face.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
"Camp Firewood offers a state-of-the-art ten-watt FM radio broadcasting facility."
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Re: Me being your boyfriend.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Ah! You are in my bunk, Kevin Appleblatt.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
Look, you've already made one friend, Kevin.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
Hey, Cliff. Your bunk is next to mine.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
- Hello. - Girls, how are you?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Yes, I spilled a little bit of Tang on my shirt, so he was...
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
- What? - Statuesque.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Well, just, you know, take it slow. 'Cause, you never know, you know?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
And that's gonna allow you to project your voice in the theater!
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
There are a lot of people asking
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
Oh, Milly, where's my mint julep?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Or did he?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
Son of a bitch!
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
And that may have seemed like just light entertainment,
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
You've already made love, like, 10,000 times, right?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
Shari's coming tonight, so I mean, I think I have a shot.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
What? Speak up, Mumble Princess. You sound like you were in a car accident.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
- Run! - Pussy!
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Kevin, stop! Just stop! What are you running from?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
Exactly. But not just any fight.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Well, if ever there was a camp radio station,
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Arty Solomon here, alias the Beekeeper.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
And hear you, you know, like,
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
- Your hair could look good, too. - Could?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
You're bangin', too. Just like, in general.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
You realize I'm the fuckin' burp king of Westchester?
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
A big win for Drew that round. Round two.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
You stink.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
I'm the burp king of Westchester.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
I could muster a few of these myself.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
I lost pretty bad, but I'm glad I stood up for myself.
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Argh! God damn it!

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Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Ha! Nice lady-shorts, McKinley.
#2
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Hey, J.J., um, have you seen Donna Berman?
#3
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
All right, okay. Tonight after lights out, staff party at the Roundhouse.
#4
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
Shari, take my ding dong in your ear.
#5
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6 #6 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
That's my girlfriend you're talking about.
#7
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Campers are here.
#8
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
Come here. I'm gonna miss this face.
#9
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
"Camp Firewood offers a state-of-the-art ten-watt FM radio broadcasting facility."
#10
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Re: Me being your boyfriend.
#11
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12 #12 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Ah! You are in my bunk, Kevin Appleblatt.
#13
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
Look, you've already made one friend, Kevin.
#14
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
Hey, Cliff. Your bunk is next to mine.
#15
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
- Hello. - Girls, how are you?
#16
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Yes, I spilled a little bit of Tang on my shirt, so he was...
#17
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
- What? - Statuesque.
#18
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Well, just, you know, take it slow. 'Cause, you never know, you know?
#19
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20 #20 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
And that's gonna allow you to project your voice in the theater!
#21
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
There are a lot of people asking
#22
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
Oh, Milly, where's my mint julep?
#23
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Or did he?
#24
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25 #25 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
Son of a bitch!
#26
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
And that may have seemed like just light entertainment,
#27
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
You've already made love, like, 10,000 times, right?
#28
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
Shari's coming tonight, so I mean, I think I have a shot.
#29
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
What? Speak up, Mumble Princess. You sound like you were in a car accident.
#30
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31 #31 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
- Run! - Pussy!
#32
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33 #33 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Kevin, stop! Just stop! What are you running from?
#34
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
Exactly. But not just any fight.
#35
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Well, if ever there was a camp radio station,
#36
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
Arty Solomon here, alias the Beekeeper.
#37
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
And hear you, you know, like,
#38
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
- Your hair could look good, too. - Could?
#39
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
You're bangin', too. Just like, in general.
#40
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41 #41 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
You realize I'm the fuckin' burp king of Westchester?
#42
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
A big win for Drew that round. Round two.
#43
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
You stink.
#44
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
I'm the burp king of Westchester.
#45
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
I could muster a few of these myself.
#47
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
I lost pretty bad, but I'm glad I stood up for myself.
#48
Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49 #49 Recap of Wet Hot American Summer Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Argh! God damn it!
#50