Wet Hot American Summer

It's the first morning at Camp Firewood, and the horny counselors are already making their moves, while something sinister is going on in the woods.

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Ha! Nice lady-shorts, McKinley.

#2

Hey, J.J., um, have you seen Donna Berman?

#3

All right, okay. Tonight after lights out, staff party at the Roundhouse.

#4

Shari, take my ding dong in your ear.

#5 #6

That's my girlfriend you're talking about.

#7

Campers are here.

#8

Come here. I'm gonna miss this face.

#9

"Camp Firewood offers a state-of-the-art ten-watt FM radio broadcasting facility."

#10

Re: Me being your boyfriend.

#11 #12

Ah! You are in my bunk, Kevin Appleblatt.

#13

Look, you've already made one friend, Kevin.

#14

Hey, Cliff. Your bunk is next to mine.

#15

- Hello. - Girls, how are you?

#16

Yes, I spilled a little bit of Tang on my shirt, so he was...

#17

- What? - Statuesque.

#18

Well, just, you know, take it slow. 'Cause, you never know, you know?

#19 #20

And that's gonna allow you to project your voice in the theater!

#21

There are a lot of people asking

#22

Oh, Milly, where's my mint julep?

#23

Or did he?

#24 #25

Son of a bitch!

#26

And that may have seemed like just light entertainment,

#27

You've already made love, like, 10,000 times, right?

#28

Shari's coming tonight, so I mean, I think I have a shot.

#29

What? Speak up, Mumble Princess. You sound like you were in a car accident.

#30 #31

- Run! - Pussy!

#32 #33

Kevin, stop! Just stop! What are you running from?

#34

Exactly. But not just any fight.

#35

Well, if ever there was a camp radio station,

#36

Arty Solomon here, alias the Beekeeper.

#37

And hear you, you know, like,

#38

- Your hair could look good, too. - Could?

#39

You're bangin', too. Just like, in general.

#40 #41

You realize I'm the fuckin' burp king of Westchester?

#42

A big win for Drew that round. Round two.

#43

You stink.

#44

I'm the burp king of Westchester.

#45 #46

I could muster a few of these myself.

#47

I lost pretty bad, but I'm glad I stood up for myself.

#48 #49

Argh! God damn it!

#50