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Season 6  "The Horny Unicorn"  6x13

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 31, 2020

BoJack gets a new AA sponsor. Todd plans a sophisticated party to impress his parents. Diane gets to know Sonny.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 1
Which leads me to my next point. I am moving out to live with Maude.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
Ever since Pickles left, I've been so lonely in that big, empty house.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
When I got home, I found my wife and daughter had moved out.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
I'm a different, better man who is also not in this picture.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
This AA meeting is a tough room.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
"Did Sean Penn get convicted of domestic assault
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
and when you're upside-down, my number is boobs.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
"Ivy Tran Two: A Tran for All Seasons"?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
none of them could spend ten minutes looking at this ass-weasel
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
when you disparagingly referred to yourself as "a Xerox of a Xerox"?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
Funny you should mention "move."
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
before they find out the movie's being shot in Saskatchewan.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
What should I do next?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
- I'd have proven it by now. - Well, that's wonderful, Todd.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
Two chairs!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
- You just said you're broke! - And homeless.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
Took the liberty of doing your laundry and this letter was in your pocket.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
Hey, it's Hollyhock. Leave a message, if you're a hundred.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
Sounds like you need to throw together a scheme in a short amount of time.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
to face away from the camera?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
now consumed by horror and regret, and for what?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
that elegant adults say all the time:
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
It's a case of Ass-Jolt, Pickles' favorite alcoholic energy drink.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
That's what my daughter is for me.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
Yeah, or because I snorted up all the magic fairy glitter.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
He puts the 'U' in 'Eff you.'"
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
This is your way back in. This is how you get that love back.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
When are you gonna stop punishing yourself?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
Will you let me know if you see it? I need to get revisions to my publisher.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
I'm starting to think smart phones are actually making us less connected.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
What do you think is going to "happen"?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
We spent like 30 bucks on that plant.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
but these people enjoy seeing you fail because it lets them feel superior.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
It would be good to have something to keep me busy.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
And now, the one time I need something from you...
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Obviously, I wasn't gonna say it in front of my friends,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
- That's what you sound like! - Okay, it's not too late to change it.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
Okay. And you know how Ivy kept her dad's watch in her locker
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
Just in case you need me to check it for other mistakes, you know.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
when you liked your mother's Instagram post
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
I'm getting cucked by my own daughter!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
No, Bo, I'm saying it's cool. You can relax here. This is a safe space.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
I think those guys would be super-stoked to meet you.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
that I totally didn't just throw together only to impress you?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
And then I passed out in the pool. Sploosh!

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 2
Ever since Pickles left, I've been so lonely in that big, empty house.
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 3
When I got home, I found my wife and daughter had moved out.
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 4
I'm a different, better man who is also not in this picture.
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 5
This AA meeting is a tough room.
#5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 6
"Did Sean Penn get convicted of domestic assault
#6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 7
and when you're upside-down, my number is boobs.
#7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 8
"Ivy Tran Two: A Tran for All Seasons"?
#8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 9 #9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 10
none of them could spend ten minutes looking at this ass-weasel
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 11
when you disparagingly referred to yourself as "a Xerox of a Xerox"?
#11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 12
Funny you should mention "move."
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 13
before they find out the movie's being shot in Saskatchewan.
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 14 #14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 15
What should I do next?
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 16
- I'd have proven it by now. - Well, that's wonderful, Todd.
#16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 17
Two chairs!
#17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 18
- You just said you're broke! - And homeless.
#18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 19
Took the liberty of doing your laundry and this letter was in your pocket.
#19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 20
Hey, it's Hollyhock. Leave a message, if you're a hundred.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 21 #21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 22
Sounds like you need to throw together a scheme in a short amount of time.
#22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 23 #23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 24
to face away from the camera?
#24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 25
now consumed by horror and regret, and for what?
#25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 26 #26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 27
that elegant adults say all the time:
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 28
It's a case of Ass-Jolt, Pickles' favorite alcoholic energy drink.
#28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 29
That's what my daughter is for me.
#29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 30
Yeah, or because I snorted up all the magic fairy glitter.
#30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 31
He puts the 'U' in 'Eff you.'"
#31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 32
This is your way back in. This is how you get that love back.
#32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 33
When are you gonna stop punishing yourself?
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 34
Will you let me know if you see it? I need to get revisions to my publisher.
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 35
I'm starting to think smart phones are actually making us less connected.
#35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 36
What do you think is going to "happen"?
#36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 37
We spent like 30 bucks on that plant.
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 38
but these people enjoy seeing you fail because it lets them feel superior.
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 39
It would be good to have something to keep me busy.
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 40
And now, the one time I need something from you...
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 41
Obviously, I wasn't gonna say it in front of my friends,
#41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 42
- That's what you sound like! - Okay, it's not too late to change it.
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 43
Okay. And you know how Ivy kept her dad's watch in her locker
#43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 44
Just in case you need me to check it for other mistakes, you know.
#44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 45
when you liked your mother's Instagram post
#45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 46
I'm getting cucked by my own daughter!
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 47
No, Bo, I'm saying it's cool. You can relax here. This is a safe space.
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 48
I think those guys would be super-stoked to meet you.
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 49
that I totally didn't just throw together only to impress you?
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 6 Episode 13 (S06E13) - 50
And then I passed out in the pool. Sploosh!
#50