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BoJack Horseman

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Season 2  "The Shot"  2x9

Aired 9 years ago - Jul 17, 2015

BoJack cooks up a scheme with Kelsey, Todd, Princess Caroline and Mr. Peanutbutter to steal a crucial shot for the Secretariat film.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
Usually I talk to Diane on the way to work,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
The Nixon scene is the core of the whole movie.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
That's why they took the gay stuff out of A Beautiful Mind.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
We'll meet in the supply closet in one minute. Break!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
What? But I can't just leave Vigor.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
and your second favorite Gnarls Barkley song.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
We weren't doing anything! We were just looking for closet supplies.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
Even I can't believe how much good we've done here,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
- A real-life newspaper! - Uh-huh.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
Diane, this is Kinko.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
That you, like Sebastian, are part of something bigger than just yourself.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
I had to touch three children today, and one of them was sticky.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
and we shot on location.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
- Come on. - It wasn't our best season.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
But if you have any questions about Nixon, I'd be happy to answer them.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
- Kind of. - Great. You're in.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Hey, you got a problem? Take it up with my agent,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
Hey, Seattle! Space Needle, Starbucks.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
- Twist my arm, why don't you? I'll do it. - Okay.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
because some idiot stole this model last night.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
between the tanning salon and the adult bookstore.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
I'm reading a script and I'm having trouble focusing,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
at this up-and-comer that will please the pickiest of Brooklynites
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
Sure, but isn't this why we're here? To help these people?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
One of us isn't going to come out of this alive.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
and not enough time being a dad.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
an illegitimate son,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Hello, I'm Nixon.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Ugh. Wait a sec... I know you!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
- How about you enjoy this? Aah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Oh, no! Alan's cell phone is dead!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Also, my husband left me.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
And over there is the statue of me building the library.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
...let's drag these corpses to the mass grave behind the playground.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
If you're going to survive, you'll need to harden up.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
- If I call the police, will I get a line? - No, we won't use it in the movie.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
you've been told that your brother, Jeffretariat,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
What if someone tells you they'll take you to the park,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
It's like you don't even read the idyllic New England village trades.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
Bye!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
and all the other character actors who live in lucrative obscurity.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
- Yeah, the coverage in Cordovia is... - Diane, Diane.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
It's hard, but it's good.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
And that's when you realize

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
The Nixon scene is the core of the whole movie.
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
That's why they took the gay stuff out of A Beautiful Mind.
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
We'll meet in the supply closet in one minute. Break!
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
What? But I can't just leave Vigor.
#5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
and your second favorite Gnarls Barkley song.
#6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
We weren't doing anything! We were just looking for closet supplies.
#7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
Even I can't believe how much good we've done here,
#8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
- A real-life newspaper! - Uh-huh.
#9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
Diane, this is Kinko.
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
That you, like Sebastian, are part of something bigger than just yourself.
#11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
I had to touch three children today, and one of them was sticky.
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
and we shot on location.
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
- Come on. - It wasn't our best season.
#14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
But if you have any questions about Nixon, I'd be happy to answer them.
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16 #16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
- Kind of. - Great. You're in.
#17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Hey, you got a problem? Take it up with my agent,
#18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
Hey, Seattle! Space Needle, Starbucks.
#19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
- Twist my arm, why don't you? I'll do it. - Okay.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21 #21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
because some idiot stole this model last night.
#22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
between the tanning salon and the adult bookstore.
#23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
I'm reading a script and I'm having trouble focusing,
#24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
at this up-and-comer that will please the pickiest of Brooklynites
#25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
Sure, but isn't this why we're here? To help these people?
#26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
One of us isn't going to come out of this alive.
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28 #28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29 #29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
and not enough time being a dad.
#30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
an illegitimate son,
#31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Hello, I'm Nixon.
#32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Ugh. Wait a sec... I know you!
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
- How about you enjoy this? Aah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Oh, no! Alan's cell phone is dead!
#35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36 #36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Also, my husband left me.
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
And over there is the statue of me building the library.
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
...let's drag these corpses to the mass grave behind the playground.
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
If you're going to survive, you'll need to harden up.
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
- If I call the police, will I get a line? - No, we won't use it in the movie.
#41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
you've been told that your brother, Jeffretariat,
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
What if someone tells you they'll take you to the park,
#43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44 #44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
It's like you don't even read the idyllic New England village trades.
#45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
Bye!
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
and all the other character actors who live in lucrative obscurity.
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
- Yeah, the coverage in Cordovia is... - Diane, Diane.
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
It's hard, but it's good.
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
And that's when you realize
#50