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Season 2  "Still Broken"  2x3

Aired 9 years ago - Jul 17, 2015

A funeral turns into a treasure hunt for the "Horsin' Around" cast, and a potential schmooze-fest for Princess Caroline and Mr. Peanutbutter.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
I'm no good with funerals.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
and you ended up wrestling on the floor over a telescope.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
But if you're ever in New Mexico, drop me a line.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
-[sighs] Think everyone here read my book? -I didn't.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
No, but I do know a hot ticket, and this funeral's a real whom's-whom.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
I don't want that. That's blood money.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Hey, this one's having a freak-out. She needs to lie down.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
Now I got the biggest hardware store in Seattle.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Shove it up your ass with a spoonful of sugar,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
I'm honestly so high right now, I don't even know where I'm looking.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
Per the instructions of his last will and testament, I am to give you this disk.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Still, Herb thought me wise for some reason.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
[rattling overhead]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
I bet it's still in his old office. Unless somebody else moved in.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Wait, so you'd rather just stay at this funeral and be sad,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
and nothing I do is gonna change that,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
Your mom wasn't redheaded twins, right?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
I'll let you get back to your business.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
I used to volunteer with Herb at Habitat For Humanity.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
What? I never knew you did that.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Wow, Herb kept all this old stuff.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
but why would anyone do that? I'm sorry, I'm rambling.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
I mean, I've never seen it. I assume it's about castles.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
You got it. I won't let you down.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
You just need to take this money and put it in that machine.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Looks like Herb set up a password.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Are they putting my baby into a car, then driving the car into a lake?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
Hold on.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Okay? You two are family, whether you like it or not,
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
It's the address of a storage locker in Van Nuys.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
Herb said, "Volunteering isn't about keys. It's about people."
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Please tell us another story but with even more details.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Some kind of magical trash troll?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Right. Well, nerdy Steve Urkel invented a machine
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
So if I go through that magic machine, I'll become cool and confident?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Machine? Squirt me. Hi-yah!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
Someone already got to Herb's gold.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
I'm jealous. I wish I wrote it.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
Look, the reason I called you is because I need a favor.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
I said tomorrow, right?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
To life, huh? It'll kill you.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
So no one's read this book except for Henry Winkler
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
Something about a merger?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Yeah.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
You know, a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
And make sure you take a video, and I'll e-mail blast it to everyone here.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
But we're not gonna let you steal his legacy, Henry Winkler.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
Because it's terrible.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
and you ended up wrestling on the floor over a telescope.
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
But if you're ever in New Mexico, drop me a line.
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
-[sighs] Think everyone here read my book? -I didn't.
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
No, but I do know a hot ticket, and this funeral's a real whom's-whom.
#5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
I don't want that. That's blood money.
#6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7 #7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Hey, this one's having a freak-out. She needs to lie down.
#8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
Now I got the biggest hardware store in Seattle.
#9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Shove it up your ass with a spoonful of sugar,
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11 #11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
I'm honestly so high right now, I don't even know where I'm looking.
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
Per the instructions of his last will and testament, I am to give you this disk.
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Still, Herb thought me wise for some reason.
#14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
[rattling overhead]
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
I bet it's still in his old office. Unless somebody else moved in.
#16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Wait, so you'd rather just stay at this funeral and be sad,
#17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
and nothing I do is gonna change that,
#18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
Your mom wasn't redheaded twins, right?
#19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
I'll let you get back to your business.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
I used to volunteer with Herb at Habitat For Humanity.
#21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
What? I never knew you did that.
#22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Wow, Herb kept all this old stuff.
#23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
but why would anyone do that? I'm sorry, I'm rambling.
#24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
I mean, I've never seen it. I assume it's about castles.
#25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
You got it. I won't let you down.
#26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
You just need to take this money and put it in that machine.
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Looks like Herb set up a password.
#28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Are they putting my baby into a car, then driving the car into a lake?
#29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
Hold on.
#30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Okay? You two are family, whether you like it or not,
#31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
It's the address of a storage locker in Van Nuys.
#32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
Herb said, "Volunteering isn't about keys. It's about people."
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Please tell us another story but with even more details.
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Some kind of magical trash troll?
#35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Right. Well, nerdy Steve Urkel invented a machine
#36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
So if I go through that magic machine, I'll become cool and confident?
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Machine? Squirt me. Hi-yah!
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
Someone already got to Herb's gold.
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
I'm jealous. I wish I wrote it.
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
Look, the reason I called you is because I need a favor.
#41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
I said tomorrow, right?
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
To life, huh? It'll kill you.
#43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
So no one's read this book except for Henry Winkler
#44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
Something about a merger?
#45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Yeah.
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
You know, a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn.
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
And make sure you take a video, and I'll e-mail blast it to everyone here.
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
But we're not gonna let you steal his legacy, Henry Winkler.
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
Because it's terrible.
#50