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BoJack Horseman

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Season 2  "Brand New Couch"  2x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jul 17, 2015

BoJack believes an upbeat attitude will change his life, but that attitude doesn't mesh well with his new acting job.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
[phone ringing]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Todd, no one can wake anybody else up. You need to wake yourself up.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
[panting]
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
And she had no idea that her boyfriend was the strangler.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
- Thank you, Stuart. - Also, your coffee is coming late.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
I'm glad you found your bliss, but are you ready for your first day on set tomorrow?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
While I was tempted to go with the former, sometimes the only way out of a hole
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
- Gotta save the planet, Diane. - Hey, is that BoJack Horseman?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
It is a new cone. Is it obvious I'm wearing a cone?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
Hey, why don't we just us two schedj a hang for this 'kend?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
All right, break a leg, good buddy. Diane, BoJack's ready to go.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
- Hey, man. - Corduroy Jackson-Jackson.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
- Are you my ex-wife's lawyer? - I'm Diane.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
- Thank you. - What a cute funny face. Cookie?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
and I just can't wait to tackle it head-on.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
I'm incredibly disappointed. Boo!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
This is also important.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Okay, here we go. Action.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
When did you get here? Sorry, no. Got it. Got it. Got it.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
[man 3] Watch out! [man 4] Hey.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
and really figure out what we're doing
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
I wouldn't drink anything out of an open container. This town is full of AIDS.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
- The T-shirt told me to "just do it." - Here we go.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
That's why it's called the past.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
That's what the old me would have said. The new me doesn't hold a grudge.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
You gotta turn this ship around, BoJ. If you don't--
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
I need something to distract me from the thought of D-bags
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Well, you were an actor for nine years on Horsin' Around. How did you do that?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
Didn't I tell you not to invite your mom to the taping?
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
No one watches this show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
Oh, right.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
What am I talking about? I can't run a textile plant.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
And when the pressure's on, that's when I shine.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
This is the machine that's gonna make you a good actor.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
- Terrific. We got it. - One day, that's gonna be the job.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
I don't know. I thought I wanted this, but now I'm feeling all this pressure.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
You have a job to do.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
and a sign is less likely to get distracted.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
in the mid-aughts when America briefly lost interest in ska.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
It's time to go home and sleep on BoJack's couch. Hurray!
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
Well, we got some new screen tests
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
This is one of those answering machines that sounds like it's Charley talking
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
[Rutabaga over phone] Carolyn.
 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
I put that movie together for my client.

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Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Todd, no one can wake anybody else up. You need to wake yourself up.
#2 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
[panting]
#3 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
And she had no idea that her boyfriend was the strangler.
#4 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
- Thank you, Stuart. - Also, your coffee is coming late.
#5 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
I'm glad you found your bliss, but are you ready for your first day on set tomorrow?
#6 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
While I was tempted to go with the former, sometimes the only way out of a hole
#7 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8 #8 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9 #9 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
- Gotta save the planet, Diane. - Hey, is that BoJack Horseman?
#10 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
It is a new cone. Is it obvious I'm wearing a cone?
#11 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
Hey, why don't we just us two schedj a hang for this 'kend?
#12 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
All right, break a leg, good buddy. Diane, BoJack's ready to go.
#13 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
- Hey, man. - Corduroy Jackson-Jackson.
#14 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
- Are you my ex-wife's lawyer? - I'm Diane.
#15 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
- Thank you. - What a cute funny face. Cookie?
#16 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
and I just can't wait to tackle it head-on.
#17 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18 #18 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
I'm incredibly disappointed. Boo!
#19 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
This is also important.
#20 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Okay, here we go. Action.
#21 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
When did you get here? Sorry, no. Got it. Got it. Got it.
#22 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
[man 3] Watch out! [man 4] Hey.
#23 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
and really figure out what we're doing
#24 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25 #25 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
I wouldn't drink anything out of an open container. This town is full of AIDS.
#26 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
- The T-shirt told me to "just do it." - Here we go.
#27 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
That's why it's called the past.
#28 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
That's what the old me would have said. The new me doesn't hold a grudge.
#29 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
You gotta turn this ship around, BoJ. If you don't--
#30 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
I need something to distract me from the thought of D-bags
#31 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32 #32 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Well, you were an actor for nine years on Horsin' Around. How did you do that?
#33 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
Didn't I tell you not to invite your mom to the taping?
#34 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
No one watches this show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.
#35 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
Oh, right.
#36 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
What am I talking about? I can't run a textile plant.
#37 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
And when the pressure's on, that's when I shine.
#38 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
This is the machine that's gonna make you a good actor.
#39 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
- Terrific. We got it. - One day, that's gonna be the job.
#40 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
I don't know. I thought I wanted this, but now I'm feeling all this pressure.
#41 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
You have a job to do.
#42 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
and a sign is less likely to get distracted.
#43 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
in the mid-aughts when America briefly lost interest in ska.
#44 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45 #45 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
It's time to go home and sleep on BoJack's couch. Hurray!
#46 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
Well, we got some new screen tests
#47 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
This is one of those answering machines that sounds like it's Charley talking
#48 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
[Rutabaga over phone] Carolyn.
#49 Recap of BoJack Horseman Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
I put that movie together for my client.
#50