Shameless (US)

Fiona reunites with Gus after he returns from his tour, but she struggles with the fact that her feelings for Sean have turned into love. In Costa Rica, Frank has love struggles of his own while he works to keep Bianca happy.

Next thing, you'll be proposingl

These mean nothing. l put them in your drawer for convenience, that's all. No hidden agenda.

They were the first pair l could find, so shows you how trivial l think it all is.

Not one interview. lt's a waste of time.

- Who's that? - My mum.

l just said we hadn't seen much of you.

l'd get in the back if l were you. Keep your head down.

- l had to dip into it for the mortgage. - Whateverl Come on.

lt's you saying that the baby's coming. >

Thanks, love.

Duhl Something you should have thought about earlier, maybe.

Fucking hell's bells, Stanl l thought my lot were wrong 'uns.

- As long as l don't look like a dick. - (All) Holiday repl

lf you have been flashing your fanny for some dirty old perv...

Oh, thanksl

Look, that tape is the only proof that you were here.

- Give me the gun. - l can't. lt's my cousin's.

See ya.

Plus, l want you back here by tea-time. We've got stuff to sort out.

l wasn't planning on moving in with you just yet. That's not what these pants are about.

lt's all right, the ambulance is coming.

You're against the fridge, Stan. Cuddle me.

- Who did this? - lt were an accident.

- (Man) Jamiel Two pints, please. > - Make the most of me assets.

Blessed, l am.

l might've had me back snapped by the Taliban,

GROWLS

- Won't be a minute. - What's happened?l Does he know? Toml

SCOFFS

lt's fine, Yvonne. Don't worry.

Good portfolio, better-paid assignments. lt's a no-brainer.

You know this, l'm fuckin' useless at, you know, at this stage...

Yvonne Toni-Marie Karib,

That's disgustin'l

Frank grows concerned as Bianca's behavior becomes increasingly more erratic and dangerous - but he'll do just about anything to show her a great time.

Prescription drugs, all-night chemist's. Two perps.

That's not the plan. l can't do that.

DOOR SLAMS >

Only got it for Latvian girl. Thought it might make her feel more at home.

They're not just my bosses, they're my mates.

Work? ln my condition?

There's only one pervert in this familyl

Who wouldn't prefer shopping to waiting in police stations? l was a good boy.

There are easier ways than...

Felt betrayed.

Just keep it shut, cope with the guilt on your own.

Sorry.

Are you gonna help me?

Thanks, Pat.

Look, go home, and if you're up to bad stuff, stop now. D'you hear me?

- l'm a born copper. - Where's your sister?

Jesus.

D and D.

l was hurt when you didn't, taking the cash...

What if the cameras weren't working?

Ask them again. Please.

Only need one look to know you're a crap shag.

- lbiza. - And we're going now.

Sucking someone off? That is quite gay.

Frank is having a ball with Bianca, his new sick friend and formerly uptight doctor. But when Bianca thinks Frank might be developing feelings for her she kicks him to the curb. Frank, however, returns to put up a fight.

There you go, mate.

Hang on...

Others just run away fast as they can. Nothing wrong with that.

spending some time, you know...mates.

Hiyal You never said you were callingl

lt's in lslamabad.

Yeah, but you and me...

He put his hand on my arm.

Nothing l couldn't handle on a one-to-one basis,

where the woman spends half the night

Fighting the forces of evil?

That's half the battle.

# Gonna fly nowl

Mum bunged me a cheque for me birthday.

No.

just had a word with me about you in the toilets.

Yeah.

Why don't you just say it for once?

Well, you know, l was just trying to help...

Karen...

All right?

PEOPLE SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

You've gotta stop her. She's already measuring my room for new wallpaper.

Your A-Levels. You sit them properly.

That wasn't him. That was me.

Yeah...

He's kindly agreed to speak to the police.

Stan says they're dropping all the charges. Mark's confessed.

What are you so happy about?

And three, closing time's in half an hour so you'd better shift

Frank has a check-up with his uptight doctor, Bianca, who's cracking up after getting a terminal cancer diagnosis. Discovering she hasn't truly 'lived,' he agrees to be her tour guide to the seedier side of life. Meanwhile, Fiona preps an uncooperative Carl for his sentencing hearing. Plus, Lip sleeps with a professor on the assumption he's only days away from being kicked out, Ian realizes it's time to get back on his meds and Kev finds himself enjoying college life as campus 'rapewalker.' MORE -LESS

Come on, love, it's not far. l'll show you.

Aged 10, she was a 1 4. She had puffy knees, because of the weight.

l thought she was murdered by a jealous lover in Rio.

Yeah, so, do you need any help with your bags, Joan?

Oh, but, well, yeah, that's good news, innit? A care home - job donel

Oh, right, so...

You've always got to be different. You've always got to shock.

Mon's dad fucked off when she was about four.

You don't have to forgive her, Monica.

Yeah. lt's just...

Happy fucking daysl

cos l would have been drunk and you...

''Scary Yvonne in the shop'' Yvonne?

Yvonne, l want to ask you something and l really need you to... Whoal

Get back to your home, slapperl

l just need to find me daughter first.

There you go, there's your bag.

That's the one you wanted, isn't it? Golf, V plates?

Yeah, well, it's four.

but he wouldn't come back.

BMW.

Stupid git's taken some of your mum's sleeping pills.

Perhaps he didn't want to make a big deal of it.

your daughter loves you very, very much.

l think you did the right thing.

Because... You women, you all say there's no decent men in the world.

But no teenage stuff.

LAUGHTER

Fiona is confused by the status of her relationship when Gus announces he's leaving to go on tour. Meanwhile, Carl is asked by his boss to run drugs to Indiana; Frank sees a way to get revenge on Sammi by using Chuckie as the mule and having him busted; and Lip, still in need of tuition money, convinces Kev to come to the dorms and sell drugs. Plus, as Ian refuses to accept his bipolar diagnosis, Debbie is tasked with minding his new meds MORE -LESS

lnto the living room. Watch out, the floor's just been mopped.

You're in the van temporary till your house is rebuilt after a fire.

Because we've never had a proper one. Because just for once,

COUGHS

'Eyes that invited you to plunge the depths of her feminine soul.

'The weather, road works, the fully illustrated graffiti

lan and Carl have moved out for the week, so it's just Barney and Liam.

MOANlNG AND GROANlNG

40 minutes l'm delayed here.

'l knew she wouldn't.

That's all right. So long as you got here, you know?

Maybe he doesn't read the paper.

lf l weighed 300lbs and had acne, you wouldn't have told me that stuff.

Looks like you did a good job.

'l aspired to Rosie.

l feel a bit nauseous. Morning sickness.

She's just pretending to be holy.

- Just till you work off your debt, of course. - My debt is clearedl

SHE SOBS LOUDLY

We have finished permanentlyl

l need you.

'scuppered by a bloke who doesn't know if it's Tuesday or Norway.

All that holy stuffs an act.

Who was it said if you travel on public transport after the age of 30,

..Not much of a conversationalist, is she, your mate?

You're mental, Debbie.

Ian begins to regain some of his senses - and finds himself under a mandatory hold at the psych ward. Meanwhile, Sammi is forced to take drastic measures to teach Frank a lesson. Plus, Fiona makes a decision regarding her potential romantic futures with Jimmy and/or Gus, Lip learns that his tuition is short twelve grand, Carl seizes an opportunity to make Chuckie his slave, and after V moves out, Svetlana moves in with Kev in exchange for the performance of some odd 'wifely duties.' MORE -LESS

Look at Chesneyl How did you get him to smile?

You get an insight after a day wearing the veil.

today and keeping the peace, it's the Three Musketeers.

Jesus Christl l knew putting that radio in the john...

CHEERlNG

l've got a job for your crew.

How you gonna pay for it?

lf you squash 'em, they'll spread eggs.

Shiftl New laws, adults allowed.

But this place can only benefit from having adults around.

Yeah.

Of course l'm a working girll Are you telling me you didn't know?

15.

Go and get a seat.

MAN GROANS

What granny? Who? Mrs Syad?

Oh... Oh... l'm fine.

to get over that man is to show him.

l've been suspendedl

lt's all pretend. Part of the game.

No, you won't be. l'll get you to baby-sit for me some time.

All l want to do is my job, that's all, that's all. Don't you darel

Oh, aye? So you did like it, then? You weren't just giving me patter?

Takes such a chunk out of me wages.

Listen, we all make mistakes.

Fine. Misunderstanding.

l'm talking to you.

citizenship test to get British passport so that when l visit her

when she puts on the uniform.

Away from here. You don't belong to Lillian, you don't have to do this.

We're quits now, anyway. You lose, Chesney.

Fiona is thrown into chaos by the return of Jimmy. Ian takes Mickey's baby.

Good. Well, bring it on home. I'll be back in an hour.

No offence, Debbie.

Two kilos of coke? I don't think so.

I'm done with you.

Carl will go with you.

I tell you, mate, you're going to be a slave for the next few years.

Show you they're up to snuff.

I thought you said...

Frank, you're barred!

(I'm making a stand.)

To help you... unwind, get things in perspective.

Shane's not exactly the brightest tool in the box,

What for?

How could you not notice he weren't in his room?

Very flat, Norfolk.

With all them women about?

I've worked my arse off the last two days

(Mimi) That's your dad's way of saying we love ya.

Fuckin' hell, how do you get dumped off a prozzie?

'You leave your bollocks unprotected.'

Fiona's plans to announce her marriage unravel. Mickey asks for Lip's help.

OKAY.

MORNING.

IN THIS GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD.

- AREN'T YOU IRIS VENABLE, THE WOMAN WHO OWNS THIS LOT?

- WHAT IS IT?

- WELL, HE'S GOT TO GO.

- OH, DAD.

- GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS.

- WHAT, THE FLORIDA HEAT GAVE YOU SUNSTROKE, GALLAGHER?

GOT TO PROTECT THE FAMILY GENOME. COME ON.

AM I LATE?

- DAVID'S GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY.

- [chuckles]

- SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY.

AND A SIDE OF FRIES.

HER COURT HEARING'S THIS AFTERNOON.

ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE BACK HOME,

YEAH.

- CHRIST, TOMMY, IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PARALYZE ME,

- IT'S A MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT,

I MEAN, I HAVE TAKEN BATHS WITH MY DAUGHTERS,

- IT IS?

[electronic music]

IF I PUT ENOUGH CASH DOWN. - DOGFIGHTS?

- GOOD. WE'LL CLEAN UP.

- YOU JUST GOT HERE.

- UH, START WITHOUT ME.

BUT WHEN I CALLED, I COULD HEAR HER PHONE RINGING INSIDE.

I THINK THEY'RE LITTLE BABY GENIUSES.

SO SHE GAVE ME A PASS TO GET ONE HAND JOB.

- I'MA MAKE THIS PLACE EVEN SHITTIER,

- [humming]

- DO YOU EVER FEEL WHOLE AGAIN?

[police sirens blaring] - SHIT.

TAKE YOUR PICK.

VOMIT, CONVULSIONS, NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF MY ARM.

YOU SAID THIS WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.

- IF I GO UPSTAIRS AND CHECK ON OUR CRYING CHILDREN,

- JESUS. JACKIE FROM WORK? IS SHE OKAY?

- YEAH.

- YEAH.

- OH, GOOD MORNING.

HE ALWAYS WILL.

LAWYER SCREWED ME. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.

- FUCK.

Frank retraces the path of an epic bender. Fiona and Gus head to city hall.

- (Boy) You said you'd give us a lift. - Just a sec.

lt was just a piss. But thank you.

l have no idea.

but there's a certain order to the cosmos.

Another pint, Frank? Get him another one. Come on, Frank.

lt's all that, you know, red tape, and that, you know.

Animal, vegetable, mineral, l couldn't give a monkey's twat

- Yes?l - lt's my kitten, mister.

Very springy.

'Half a million quid, if you wanna see him again.

Mon, you seen lickle Liam anywhere?

Have they contacted you? Made demands?

Oh, don't do this.

We could lose the house. Yeah. l am pissed off.

Hello?

Yeah, well, l'm taking it as one.

lt won't, Debs. Not this time.

Have you any idea what you've put me through?l

l'm just gonna ignore you till your dad shows.

Fivel

Do the button up. Say something.

What?

Now's probably a bad time, right?

Liaml Liaml

Oh, well, l've got tears in me eyes.

Frank enlists Carl to scare off the lesbians. Debbie throws a wild party.

- Wish you'd let us join in. - Yeah. It's not fair.

Great woe will descend upon anybody who blows this.

Yeah, wouldn't let me wait.

Cowboys in black hats come crashing through the windows,

I'll make some room in the cellar.

Is it cold enough in here?

I don't understand...

That means it's a surprise.

I know you're not.

Don't think of the one you're not having. Think of the ones you've got.

- You only met her five minutes. - You get a feel for people in my job.

Without realising, obviously. You're the perfect fit, what I need.

< We're shut! Can't you fucking read?

I haven't always done me best.

What's this?

If it's still open.

Oh, there you are.

My husband...

It's not gonna work with you two here as well. No, the flat's in my name.

We haven't. They're closing us down.

Been thinking about other things we could do together.

Come in.

I'll back off.

Sorry I called you selfish.

- Well, what's the point in having one? - And don't have sex!

this is...

'I've got a second chance, and I'm gonna grab it.'

Sheila gets an offer to buy her home. Plus, Fiona is off house arrest!

- Thank you. - Well, just try not to

- [Baby crying] - It's okay.

to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan?

while the bobcat, which has a licensed operator

But that's for me, you know? And it's selfish

He's one block over at Sheila's.

You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty

He deserves our goddamn respect.

a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon

♪ come slap it in ♪

And baby shark comes out of nowhere,

Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.

you're still on probation. Fighting in the street?

- written all over it. - Happy Father's Day.

- What are you doing? - Oh, you--

Doesn't track.

This is just like with the Jews.

How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?

♪ ♪

Miss your kid, huh?

But sometimes I think it's, how you call it?

There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out?

We could go see where the-- where the aliens landed

No, I will be remain here on the South Side

Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.

He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.

Hey, you, uh, you got a girlfriend?

♪ bless you now, it's been warm ♪

We are self-supporting through our own contributions.

Who would like to start reading?

Oh, yeah, and I'm-- I'm Sheila.

And I still think about using every day.

- I'll crush his fucking skull,

Ooh, what's that for?

Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?

Jesus, you scared me. Did you take something?

Literally, every day. Save my life.

women like you...

I'm better. I've changed.

What happened to your head? Wh-- what the fuck?

How could he do this?

[Gospel music]

You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation

Yeah, well, might have been some phone sex with Miami.

When you won't be able to afford to live here.

Hey, 14 will get you 20.

and then you can work on it.

Fiona juggles her job and a crush. Lip heads back home.

Do you want a cuppa, Prodigal Son or something stronger?

If you're gonna have a wank, at least lock the door.

Say "Monica". Monica.

What's this... What does NFA mean?

He's not breathing.

I'm not hoovering it tomorrow.

Him. Fucking refugee from the Partridge Family.

...plenty.

Yeah... She's not pregnant, is she? She told me she were on the pill.

Right.

I took a piss on a generator...

Have you any idea what it's like to have criminals for parents?

as naming any of your eight children's birthdays.

And that's it?

I don't care about the stupid lies you've told about your family.

You know why.

Well, they cancelled my birthday because...

(Both Frank and boy's voices) God sees everything, Frank.

- Which one is it? - You'll find it.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you. I'm so sorry!

Listen. I've had the shittiest day of my life.

And they all come from here!

Hello, Dennis.

What about the neighbours' photos, the log?

I'm gonna quit uni and get a job, stay here.

...there is no me, and there's no Katie. - That's not true.

A death sentence, followed by an unprovoked and savage assault.

Anyhow, the upshot is, you know that surprise late baby