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Season 5  "I'm the Liver"  5x2

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 18, 2015

Sheila gets an offer to buy her home. Plus, Fiona is off house arrest!

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
- Thank you. - Well, just try not to
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
- [Baby crying] - It's okay.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
while the bobcat, which has a licensed operator
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
But that's for me, you know? And it's selfish
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
He's one block over at Sheila's.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
He deserves our goddamn respect.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
♪ come slap it in ♪
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
And baby shark comes out of nowhere,
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
you're still on probation. Fighting in the street?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
- written all over it. - Happy Father's Day.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
- What are you doing? - Oh, you--
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Doesn't track.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
This is just like with the Jews.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
♪ ♪
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Miss your kid, huh?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
But sometimes I think it's, how you call it?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
We could go see where the-- where the aliens landed
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
No, I will be remain here on the South Side
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Hey, you, uh, you got a girlfriend?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
♪ bless you now, it's been warm ♪
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
We are self-supporting through our own contributions.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Who would like to start reading?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Oh, yeah, and I'm-- I'm Sheila.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
And I still think about using every day.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
- I'll crush his fucking skull,
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Ooh, what's that for?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Jesus, you scared me. Did you take something?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Literally, every day. Save my life.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
women like you...
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
I'm better. I've changed.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
What happened to your head? Wh-- what the fuck?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
How could he do this?
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
[Gospel music]
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
Yeah, well, might have been some phone sex with Miami.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
When you won't be able to afford to live here.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
Hey, 14 will get you 20.
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
and then you can work on it.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
- [Baby crying] - It's okay.
#2
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan?
#3
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
while the bobcat, which has a licensed operator
#4
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
But that's for me, you know? And it's selfish
#5
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6 #6 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
He's one block over at Sheila's.
#7
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty
#8
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
He deserves our goddamn respect.
#9
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon
#10
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
♪ come slap it in ♪
#11
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
And baby shark comes out of nowhere,
#12
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.
#13
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
you're still on probation. Fighting in the street?
#14
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
- written all over it. - Happy Father's Day.
#15
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
- What are you doing? - Oh, you--
#16
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Doesn't track.
#17
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
This is just like with the Jews.
#18
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?
#19
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
♪ ♪
#20
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Miss your kid, huh?
#21
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
But sometimes I think it's, how you call it?
#22
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out?
#23
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
We could go see where the-- where the aliens landed
#24
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
No, I will be remain here on the South Side
#25
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.
#26
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.
#27
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28 #28 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Hey, you, uh, you got a girlfriend?
#29
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
♪ bless you now, it's been warm ♪
#30
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
We are self-supporting through our own contributions.
#31
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Who would like to start reading?
#32
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Oh, yeah, and I'm-- I'm Sheila.
#33
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
And I still think about using every day.
#34
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
- I'll crush his fucking skull,
#35
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Ooh, what's that for?
#36
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?
#37
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Jesus, you scared me. Did you take something?
#38
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39 #39 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Literally, every day. Save my life.
#40
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
women like you...
#41
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
I'm better. I've changed.
#42
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
What happened to your head? Wh-- what the fuck?
#43
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
How could he do this?
#44
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
[Gospel music]
#45
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation
#46
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
Yeah, well, might have been some phone sex with Miami.
#47
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
When you won't be able to afford to live here.
#48
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
Hey, 14 will get you 20.
#49
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
and then you can work on it.
#50