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Season 5  "I'm the Liver"  5x2

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 18, 2015

Sheila gets an offer to buy her home. Plus, Fiona is off house arrest!

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
- Thank you. - Well, just try not to
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
- [Baby crying] - It's okay.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
while the bobcat, which has a licensed operator
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
But that's for me, you know? And it's selfish
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
He's one block over at Sheila's.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
He deserves our goddamn respect.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
♪ come slap it in ♪
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
And baby shark comes out of nowhere,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
you're still on probation. Fighting in the street?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
- written all over it. - Happy Father's Day.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
- What are you doing? - Oh, you--
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Doesn't track.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
This is just like with the Jews.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
♪ ♪
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Miss your kid, huh?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
But sometimes I think it's, how you call it?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
We could go see where the-- where the aliens landed
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
No, I will be remain here on the South Side
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Hey, you, uh, you got a girlfriend?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
♪ bless you now, it's been warm ♪
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
We are self-supporting through our own contributions.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Who would like to start reading?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Oh, yeah, and I'm-- I'm Sheila.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
And I still think about using every day.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
- I'll crush his fucking skull,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Ooh, what's that for?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Jesus, you scared me. Did you take something?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Literally, every day. Save my life.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
women like you...
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
I'm better. I've changed.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
What happened to your head? Wh-- what the fuck?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
How could he do this?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
[Gospel music]
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
Yeah, well, might have been some phone sex with Miami.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
When you won't be able to afford to live here.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
Hey, 14 will get you 20.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
and then you can work on it.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
- [Baby crying] - It's okay.
#2 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan?
#3 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
while the bobcat, which has a licensed operator
#4 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
But that's for me, you know? And it's selfish
#5 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6 #6 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
He's one block over at Sheila's.
#7 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty
#8 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
He deserves our goddamn respect.
#9 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon
#10 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
♪ come slap it in ♪
#11 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
And baby shark comes out of nowhere,
#12 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.
#13 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
you're still on probation. Fighting in the street?
#14 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
- written all over it. - Happy Father's Day.
#15 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
- What are you doing? - Oh, you--
#16 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Doesn't track.
#17 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
This is just like with the Jews.
#18 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?
#19 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
♪ ♪
#20 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Miss your kid, huh?
#21 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
But sometimes I think it's, how you call it?
#22 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out?
#23 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
We could go see where the-- where the aliens landed
#24 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
No, I will be remain here on the South Side
#25 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.
#26 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.
#27 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28 #28 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Hey, you, uh, you got a girlfriend?
#29 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
♪ bless you now, it's been warm ♪
#30 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
We are self-supporting through our own contributions.
#31 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Who would like to start reading?
#32 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Oh, yeah, and I'm-- I'm Sheila.
#33 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
And I still think about using every day.
#34 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
- I'll crush his fucking skull,
#35 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Ooh, what's that for?
#36 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?
#37 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Jesus, you scared me. Did you take something?
#38 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39 #39 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Literally, every day. Save my life.
#40 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
women like you...
#41 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
I'm better. I've changed.
#42 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
What happened to your head? Wh-- what the fuck?
#43 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
How could he do this?
#44 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
[Gospel music]
#45 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation
#46 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
Yeah, well, might have been some phone sex with Miami.
#47 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
When you won't be able to afford to live here.
#48 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
Hey, 14 will get you 20.
#49 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
and then you can work on it.
#50