Aired 5 years ago - Apr 05, 2015
Fiona reunites with Gus after he returns from his tour, but she struggles with the fact that her feelings for Sean have turned into love. In Costa Rica, Frank has love struggles of his own while he works to keep Bianca happy.
Next thing, you'll be proposingl
These mean nothing. l put them in your drawer
for convenience, that's all. No hidden agenda.
They were the first pair l could find,
so shows you how trivial l think it all is.
Not one interview.
lt's a waste of time.
- Who's that?
- My mum.
l just said we hadn't seen much of you.
l'd get in the back if l were you.
Keep your head down.
- l had to dip into it for the mortgage.
- Whateverl Come on.
lt's you saying that
the baby's coming. >
Duhl Something you should have
thought about earlier, maybe.
Fucking hell's bells, Stanl
l thought my lot were wrong 'uns.
- As long as l don't look like a dick.
- (All) Holiday repl
lf you have been flashing your fanny
for some dirty old perv...
Look, that tape is the only proof
that you were here.
- Give me the gun.
- l can't. lt's my cousin's.
Plus, l want you back here by tea-time.
We've got stuff to sort out.
l wasn't planning on moving in with you just
yet. That's not what these pants are about.
lt's all right,
the ambulance is coming.
You're against the fridge, Stan.
- Who did this?
- lt were an accident.
- (Man) Jamiel Two pints, please. >
- Make the most of me assets.
Blessed, l am.
l might've had me back snapped
by the Taliban,
- Won't be a minute.
- What's happened?l Does he know? Toml
lt's fine, Yvonne. Don't worry.
Good portfolio, better-paid assignments.
lt's a no-brainer.
You know this, l'm fuckin' useless
at, you know, at this stage...
Yvonne Toni-Marie Karib,
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 29, 2015
Frank grows concerned as Bianca's behavior becomes increasingly more erratic and dangerous - but he'll do just about anything to show her a great time.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 22, 2015
Frank is having a ball with Bianca, his new sick friend and formerly uptight doctor. But when Bianca thinks Frank might be developing feelings for her she kicks him to the curb. Frank, however, returns to put up a fight.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 15, 2015
Frank has a check-up with his uptight doctor, Bianca, who's cracking up after getting a terminal cancer diagnosis. Discovering she hasn't truly 'lived,' he agrees to be her tour guide to the seedier side of life. Meanwhile, Fiona preps an
uncooperative Carl for his sentencing hearing. Plus, Lip sleeps with a professor on the assumption he's only days away from being kicked out, Ian realizes it's time to get back on his meds and Kev finds himself enjoying college life as campus 'rapewalker.'
Come on, love, it's not far. l'll show you.
Aged 10, she was a 1 4. She had
puffy knees, because of the weight.
l thought she was murdered
by a jealous lover in Rio.
Yeah, so, do you need any help
with your bags, Joan?
Oh, but, well, yeah, that's good news, innit?
A care home - job donel
Oh, right, so...
You've always got to be different.
You've always got to shock.
Mon's dad fucked off
when she was about four.
You don't have to forgive her, Monica.
Yeah. lt's just...
Happy fucking daysl
cos l would have been drunk and you...
''Scary Yvonne in the shop'' Yvonne?
Yvonne, l want to ask you something
and l really need you to... Whoal
Get back to your home, slapperl
l just need to find me daughter first.
There you go, there's your bag.
That's the one you wanted,
isn't it? Golf, V plates?
Yeah, well, it's four.
but he wouldn't come back.
Stupid git's taken some of
your mum's sleeping pills.
Perhaps he didn't want
to make a big deal of it.
your daughter loves you very, very much.
l think you did the right thing.
Because... You women, you all say
there's no decent men in the world.
But no teenage stuff.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 08, 2015
Fiona is confused by the status of her relationship when Gus announces he's leaving to go on tour. Meanwhile, Carl is asked by his boss to run drugs to Indiana; Frank sees a way to get revenge on Sammi by using Chuckie as the mule and having him
busted; and Lip, still in need of tuition money, convinces Kev to come to the dorms and sell drugs. Plus, as Ian refuses to accept his bipolar diagnosis, Debbie is tasked with minding his new meds
lnto the living room. Watch out,
the floor's just been mopped.
You're in the van temporary
till your house is rebuilt after a fire.
Because we've never had a proper one.
Because just for once,
'Eyes that invited you to plunge
the depths of her feminine soul.
'The weather, road works,
the fully illustrated graffiti
lan and Carl have moved out
for the week, so it's just Barney and Liam.
MOANlNG AND GROANlNG
40 minutes l'm delayed here.
'l knew she wouldn't.
That's all right.
So long as you got here, you know?
Maybe he doesn't read the paper.
lf l weighed 300lbs and had acne,
you wouldn't have told me that stuff.
Looks like you did a good job.
'l aspired to Rosie.
l feel a bit nauseous. Morning sickness.
She's just pretending to be holy.
- Just till you work off your debt, of course.
- My debt is clearedl
SHE SOBS LOUDLY
We have finished permanentlyl
l need you.
'scuppered by a bloke who doesn't
know if it's Tuesday or Norway.
All that holy stuffs an act.
Who was it said if you travel
on public transport after the age of 30,
..Not much of a conversationalist,
is she, your mate?
You're mental, Debbie.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 01, 2015
Ian begins to regain some of his senses - and finds himself under a mandatory hold at the psych ward. Meanwhile, Sammi is forced to take drastic measures to teach Frank a lesson. Plus, Fiona makes a decision regarding her potential romantic futures
with Jimmy and/or Gus, Lip learns that his tuition is short twelve grand, Carl seizes an opportunity to make Chuckie his slave, and after V moves out, Svetlana moves in with Kev in exchange for the performance of some odd 'wifely duties.'
Look at Chesneyl
How did you get him to smile?
You get an insight
after a day wearing the veil.
today and keeping the peace,
it's the Three Musketeers.
Jesus Christl l knew putting
that radio in the john...
l've got a job for your crew.
How you gonna pay for it?
lf you squash 'em,
they'll spread eggs.
New laws, adults allowed.
But this place can only benefit
from having adults around.
Of course l'm a working girll
Are you telling me you didn't know?
Go and get a seat.
What granny? Who? Mrs Syad?
Oh... Oh... l'm fine.
to get over that man is to show him.
l've been suspendedl
lt's all pretend. Part of the game.
No, you won't be. l'll get you to baby-sit
for me some time.
All l want to do is my job, that's all, that's all.
Don't you darel
Oh, aye? So you did like it, then?
You weren't just giving me patter?
Takes such a chunk out of me wages.
Listen, we all make mistakes.
l'm talking to you.
citizenship test to get British passport
so that when l visit her
when she puts on the uniform.
Away from here. You don't belong to Lillian,
you don't have to do this.
We're quits now, anyway. You lose, Chesney.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 15, 2015
Fiona is thrown into chaos by the return of Jimmy. Ian takes Mickey's baby.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 08, 2015
Fiona's plans to announce her marriage unravel. Mickey asks for Lip's help.
IN THIS GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD.
- AREN'T YOU IRIS VENABLE,
THE WOMAN WHO OWNS THIS LOT?
- WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, HE'S GOT TO GO.
- OH, DAD.
- GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS.
- WHAT, THE FLORIDA HEAT
GAVE YOU SUNSTROKE, GALLAGHER?
GOT TO PROTECT
THE FAMILY GENOME. COME ON.
AM I LATE?
- DAVID'S GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY.
- SOUNDS LIKE
YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY.
AND A SIDE OF FRIES.
HER COURT HEARING'S
ALL I WANTED
WAS TO BE BACK HOME,
- CHRIST, TOMMY, IF YOU'RE GONNA
TRY AND PARALYZE ME,
A MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT,
I MEAN, I HAVE TAKEN BATHS
WITH MY DAUGHTERS,
- IT IS?
IF I PUT ENOUGH CASH DOWN.
WE'LL CLEAN UP.
- YOU JUST GOT HERE.
- UH, START WITHOUT ME.
BUT WHEN I CALLED, I COULD HEAR
HER PHONE RINGING INSIDE.
THEY'RE LITTLE BABY GENIUSES.
SO SHE GAVE ME A PASS
TO GET ONE HAND JOB.
- I'MA MAKE THIS PLACE
- DO YOU EVER FEEL WHOLE AGAIN?
[police sirens blaring]
TAKE YOUR PICK.
NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF MY ARM.
THIS WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.
- IF I GO UPSTAIRS AND CHECK ON
OUR CRYING CHILDREN,
- JESUS. JACKIE FROM WORK?
IS SHE OKAY?
- OH, GOOD MORNING.
HE ALWAYS WILL.
LAWYER SCREWED ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 01, 2015
Frank retraces the path of an epic bender. Fiona and Gus head to city hall.
- (Boy) You said you'd give us a lift.
- Just a sec.
lt was just a piss. But thank you.
l have no idea.
but there's a certain order to the cosmos.
Another pint, Frank?
Get him another one. Come on, Frank.
lt's all that, you know,
red tape, and that, you know.
Animal, vegetable, mineral,
l couldn't give a monkey's twat
- lt's my kitten, mister.
'Half a million quid,
if you wanna see him again.
Mon, you seen lickle Liam anywhere?
Have they contacted you?
Oh, don't do this.
We could lose the house.
Yeah. l am pissed off.
Yeah, well, l'm taking it as one.
lt won't, Debs. Not this time.
Have you any idea
what you've put me through?l
l'm just gonna ignore you
till your dad shows.
Do the button up. Say something.
Now's probably a bad time, right?
Oh, well, l've got tears in me eyes.
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 25, 2015
Frank enlists Carl to scare off the lesbians. Debbie throws a wild party.
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 18, 2015
Sheila gets an offer to buy her home. Plus, Fiona is off house arrest!
- Thank you.
- Well, just try not to
- [Baby crying]
- It's okay.
to barflies than spend time
with my twin spawns of Satan?
while the bobcat,
which has a licensed operator
But that's for me, you know?
And it's selfish
He's one block over
You're cynical, Fiona.
You're too young and pretty
our goddamn respect.
a five minute wait
for the ten pounds of bacon
♪ come slap it in ♪
And baby shark comes
out of nowhere,
Liam, you're getting
ice cream everywhere.
you're still on probation.
Fighting in the street?
- written all over it.
- Happy Father's Day.
- What are you doing?
- Oh, you--
This is just like
with the Jews.
How can we help you,
Miss your kid, huh?
But sometimes I think it's,
how you call it?
There's a rat in the pool.
Can you fish it out?
We could go see where the--
where the aliens landed
No, I will be remain here
on the South Side
Yo, you need to get
your bitch in line, man.
He had it in
the port-a-john for an hour.
Hey, you, uh,
you got a girlfriend?
♪ bless you now,
it's been warm ♪
We are self-supporting
through our own contributions.
Who would like to start reading?
Oh, yeah, and I'm--
And I still think about
using every day.
- I'll crush his fucking skull,
Ooh, what's that for?
Well, fuck it.
Anybody got a smoke?
Jesus, you scared me.
Did you take something?
Literally, every day.
Save my life.
women like you...
What happened to your head?
Wh-- what the fuck?
How could he do this?
You're a smart girl.
Why are you on probation
Yeah, well, might have been
some phone sex with Miami.
When you won't be able
to afford to live here.
Hey, 14 will get you 20.
and then you can work on it.
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 11, 2015
Fiona juggles her job and a crush. Lip heads back home.
Do you want a cuppa,
Prodigal Son or something stronger?
If you're gonna have a wank,
at least lock the door.
Say "Monica". Monica.
What's this... What does NFA mean?
He's not breathing.
I'm not hoovering it tomorrow.
Him. Fucking refugee
from the Partridge Family.
Yeah... She's not pregnant, is she?
She told me she were on the pill.
I took a piss on a generator...
Have you any idea what it's like
to have criminals for parents?
as naming any of your
eight children's birthdays.
And that's it?
I don't care about the stupid lies
you've told about your family.
You know why.
Well, they cancelled my birthday
(Both Frank and boy's voices)
God sees everything, Frank.
- Which one is it?
- You'll find it.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
I'm so sorry!
I've had the shittiest day of my life.
And they all come from here!
What about the neighbours' photos,
I'm gonna quit uni and get a job,
...there is no me, and there's no Katie.
- That's not true.
A death sentence, followed by
an unprovoked and savage assault.
Anyhow, the upshot is,
you know that surprise late baby