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Season 5  "Rite of Passage"  5x5

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 08, 2015

Fiona's plans to announce her marriage unravel. Mickey asks for Lip's help.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
OKAY.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
MORNING.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
IN THIS GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
- AREN'T YOU IRIS VENABLE, THE WOMAN WHO OWNS THIS LOT?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
- WHAT IS IT?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
- WELL, HE'S GOT TO GO.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
- OH, DAD.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
- WHAT, THE FLORIDA HEAT GAVE YOU SUNSTROKE, GALLAGHER?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
GOT TO PROTECT THE FAMILY GENOME. COME ON.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
AM I LATE?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
- DAVID'S GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
- [chuckles]
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
AND A SIDE OF FRIES.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
HER COURT HEARING'S THIS AFTERNOON.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE BACK HOME,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
YEAH.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
- CHRIST, TOMMY, IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PARALYZE ME,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
- IT'S A MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
I MEAN, I HAVE TAKEN BATHS WITH MY DAUGHTERS,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
- IT IS?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
[electronic music]
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
IF I PUT ENOUGH CASH DOWN. - DOGFIGHTS?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
- GOOD. WE'LL CLEAN UP.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
- YOU JUST GOT HERE.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
- UH, START WITHOUT ME.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
BUT WHEN I CALLED, I COULD HEAR HER PHONE RINGING INSIDE.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
I THINK THEY'RE LITTLE BABY GENIUSES.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
SO SHE GAVE ME A PASS TO GET ONE HAND JOB.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
- I'MA MAKE THIS PLACE EVEN SHITTIER,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
- [humming]
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
- DO YOU EVER FEEL WHOLE AGAIN?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
[police sirens blaring] - SHIT.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
TAKE YOUR PICK.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
VOMIT, CONVULSIONS, NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF MY ARM.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
YOU SAID THIS WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
- IF I GO UPSTAIRS AND CHECK ON OUR CRYING CHILDREN,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
- JESUS. JACKIE FROM WORK? IS SHE OKAY?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
- YEAH.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
- YEAH.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
- OH, GOOD MORNING.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
HE ALWAYS WILL.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
LAWYER SCREWED ME. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- FUCK.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
MORNING.
#2 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
IN THIS GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD.
#3 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
- AREN'T YOU IRIS VENABLE, THE WOMAN WHO OWNS THIS LOT?
#4 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
- WHAT IS IT?
#5 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
- WELL, HE'S GOT TO GO.
#6 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
- OH, DAD.
#7 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
- GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS.
#8 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
- WHAT, THE FLORIDA HEAT GAVE YOU SUNSTROKE, GALLAGHER?
#9 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
GOT TO PROTECT THE FAMILY GENOME. COME ON.
#10 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
AM I LATE?
#11 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
- DAVID'S GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY.
#12 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
- [chuckles]
#13 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME COMPANY.
#14 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
AND A SIDE OF FRIES.
#15 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
HER COURT HEARING'S THIS AFTERNOON.
#16 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE BACK HOME,
#17 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
YEAH.
#18 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
- CHRIST, TOMMY, IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PARALYZE ME,
#19 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
- IT'S A MENTAL HEALTH ASSESSMENT,
#20 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21 #21 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
I MEAN, I HAVE TAKEN BATHS WITH MY DAUGHTERS,
#22 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
- IT IS?
#23 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
[electronic music]
#24 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
IF I PUT ENOUGH CASH DOWN. - DOGFIGHTS?
#25 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
- GOOD. WE'LL CLEAN UP.
#26 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27 #27 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
- YOU JUST GOT HERE.
#28 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
- UH, START WITHOUT ME.
#29 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
BUT WHEN I CALLED, I COULD HEAR HER PHONE RINGING INSIDE.
#30 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
I THINK THEY'RE LITTLE BABY GENIUSES.
#31 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
SO SHE GAVE ME A PASS TO GET ONE HAND JOB.
#32 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
- I'MA MAKE THIS PLACE EVEN SHITTIER,
#33 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
- [humming]
#34 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
- DO YOU EVER FEEL WHOLE AGAIN?
#35 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36 #36 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
[police sirens blaring] - SHIT.
#37 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
TAKE YOUR PICK.
#38 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
VOMIT, CONVULSIONS, NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF MY ARM.
#39 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40 #40 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
YOU SAID THIS WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.
#41 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
- IF I GO UPSTAIRS AND CHECK ON OUR CRYING CHILDREN,
#42 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
- JESUS. JACKIE FROM WORK? IS SHE OKAY?
#43 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
- YEAH.
#44 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
- YEAH.
#45 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
- OH, GOOD MORNING.
#46 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
HE ALWAYS WILL.
#47 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
LAWYER SCREWED ME. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU.
#48 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
- FUCK.
#49 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50 #50