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Season 5  "The Two Lisas"  5x3

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 25, 2015

Frank enlists Carl to scare off the lesbians. Debbie throws a wild party.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
- Wish you'd let us join in. - Yeah. It's not fair.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
Great woe will descend upon anybody who blows this.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Yeah, wouldn't let me wait.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
Cowboys in black hats come crashing through the windows,
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
I'll make some room in the cellar.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Is it cold enough in here?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
I don't understand...
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
That means it's a surprise.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
I know you're not.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Don't think of the one you're not having. Think of the ones you've got.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
- You only met her five minutes. - You get a feel for people in my job.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
Without realising, obviously. You're the perfect fit, what I need.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
< We're shut! Can't you fucking read?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
I haven't always done me best.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
What's this?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
If it's still open.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
Oh, there you are.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
My husband...
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
It's not gonna work with you two here as well. No, the flat's in my name.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
We haven't. They're closing us down.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Been thinking about other things we could do together.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Come in.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I'll back off.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Sorry I called you selfish.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Well, what's the point in having one? - And don't have sex!
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
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this is...
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
'I've got a second chance, and I'm gonna grab it.'
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
Great woe will descend upon anybody who blows this.
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Yeah, wouldn't let me wait.
#3 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
Cowboys in black hats come crashing through the windows,
#4 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
I'll make some room in the cellar.
#5 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Is it cold enough in here?
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I don't understand...
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That means it's a surprise.
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I know you're not.
#18 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Don't think of the one you're not having. Think of the ones you've got.
#19 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
- You only met her five minutes. - You get a feel for people in my job.
#20 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
Without realising, obviously. You're the perfect fit, what I need.
#21 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
< We're shut! Can't you fucking read?
#22 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
I haven't always done me best.
#23 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
What's this?
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If it's still open.
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Oh, there you are.
#30 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
My husband...
#32 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
It's not gonna work with you two here as well. No, the flat's in my name.
#33 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
We haven't. They're closing us down.
#34 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Been thinking about other things we could do together.
#35 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Come in.
#36 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I'll back off.
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Sorry I called you selfish.
#40 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Well, what's the point in having one? - And don't have sex!
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this is...
#45 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
'I've got a second chance, and I'm gonna grab it.'
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