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Season 5  "Milk of the Gods"  5x1

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 11, 2015

Fiona juggles her job and a crush. Lip heads back home.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
Do you want a cuppa, Prodigal Son or something stronger?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
If you're gonna have a wank, at least lock the door.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Say "Monica". Monica.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
What's this... What does NFA mean?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
He's not breathing.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
I'm not hoovering it tomorrow.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Him. Fucking refugee from the Partridge Family.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
...plenty.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Yeah... She's not pregnant, is she? She told me she were on the pill.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Right.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
I took a piss on a generator...
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Have you any idea what it's like to have criminals for parents?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
as naming any of your eight children's birthdays.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
And that's it?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
I don't care about the stupid lies you've told about your family.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
You know why.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Well, they cancelled my birthday because...
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
(Both Frank and boy's voices) God sees everything, Frank.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
- Which one is it? - You'll find it.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
What?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
I'm sorry.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
I'm sorry I didn't believe you. I'm so sorry!
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Listen. I've had the shittiest day of my life.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
And they all come from here!
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Hello, Dennis.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
What about the neighbours' photos, the log?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
I'm gonna quit uni and get a job, stay here.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
...there is no me, and there's no Katie. - That's not true.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
A death sentence, followed by an unprovoked and savage assault.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Anyhow, the upshot is, you know that surprise late baby
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
If you're gonna have a wank, at least lock the door.
#2 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Say "Monica". Monica.
#3 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
What's this... What does NFA mean?
#5 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
He's not breathing.
#6 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7 #7 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
I'm not hoovering it tomorrow.
#8 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Him. Fucking refugee from the Partridge Family.
#9 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10 #10 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
...plenty.
#11 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12 #12 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Yeah... She's not pregnant, is she? She told me she were on the pill.
#13 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14 #14 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Right.
#15 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16 #16 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
I took a piss on a generator...
#17 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Have you any idea what it's like to have criminals for parents?
#18 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
as naming any of your eight children's birthdays.
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And that's it?
#22 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
I don't care about the stupid lies you've told about your family.
#23 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
You know why.
#24 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Well, they cancelled my birthday because...
#25 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
(Both Frank and boy's voices) God sees everything, Frank.
#26 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27 #27 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29 #29 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
- Which one is it? - You'll find it.
#31 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
What?
#32 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
I'm sorry.
#33 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
I'm sorry I didn't believe you. I'm so sorry!
#34 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Listen. I've had the shittiest day of my life.
#35 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
And they all come from here!
#37 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38 #38 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Hello, Dennis.
#39 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
What about the neighbours' photos, the log?
#40 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
I'm gonna quit uni and get a job, stay here.
#41 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
...there is no me, and there's no Katie. - That's not true.
#42 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
A death sentence, followed by an unprovoked and savage assault.
#43 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44 #44 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45 #45 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Anyhow, the upshot is, you know that surprise late baby
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