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Season 3  "The Sins of My Caretaker"  3x5

Aired 6 years ago - Feb 17, 2013

The city needs to work on the sewer main and Frank must find Aunt Ginger's bones in the yard before they dig.

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I'm just not used to being, um, submissive.
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Mm.
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Uh, Lip, Ian? Come down here a sec?
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- Not trying to look at my dick, are you? - I'm not. I'm not thinking about your dick.
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We're going to Sheila's. Gonna grab some of dead Eddie's heavy-duty machines.
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Are you a lesbo?
#10
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...keeping you up all night with her praying.
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Can you forgive a man who's falling apart a little?
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All I want are my two Armani suits, my Lucian Freud...
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I chose to mitigate a difficult discussion with upbeat and positive phrasings.
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They think they own the water just because they piss in it.
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- Fold your clothes? - Sometimes.
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...and like two gallons of nearly expired mayo.
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- You want pop, beer or ice water? - Uh, water's good. Thanks.
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Does my brother know? Oh, I bet you my brother knows.
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...and fuck all the fucking money I spent on condoms the last 20 years.
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Hey, news flash, princess. So is 150 percent of the patronage here.
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And I think she buried the crap in my backyard.
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I want it to have my genetic material. Or at least look like it does.
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Again, saddled with a mess we didn't create.
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It was ketchup. They did it in front of everyone.
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Carl thinks he's a cancer survivor.
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How do you even compare our situations?
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Not much in there. We could have used an eye dropper.
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You-- We all owe you a huge fucking favor.
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I'm a dick. Can you come down?
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Fuck.
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