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Season 3  "Survival of the Fittest"  3x12

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 07, 2013

Fiona and the family prepare a surprise high school,graduation party for Lip. Frank wins a bet and uses the winnings to take Lip out for lobster and some quality father/son time.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
Not hungry.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
- What are you doing? - Trying to push my teeth together.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
No, it's not a whatever. The first Gallagher kid getting his diploma?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Moved on. How many times you gotta hear no?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I don't know. Okay? I don't know.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
If we keep you here, we'd have to treat you.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Told you who he was from the beginning. Car thief. Lied about his name for months.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
...and learn a trade. Something that utilizes their backs instead of their brains.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
- Good for you. This one's on the house. - Thanks.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
That the Gallaghers are head and shoulders above all of you shitbirds, heh.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
All right, no food stamps, but lottery scratchers are accepted.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
So I've got little baggies of dried nuts and blueberries, which are good brain food.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Are you feeling okay?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Yeah, it's never been wrong before.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
- Hold on, now. - Twelve weeks pregnant?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Wanted in a loving way. In a family way.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Eighteen now.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Every day, like it's your last.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
There's a job opening up?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
I remember the first time I brought you here.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Just broke the news to him. Took it in stride. I don't think he's truly accepting it yet.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Jesus, no HBO. No Showtime. Just basic cable.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Not sure that I do.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
What if I don't wanna change?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
I told Mrs. Stoltz Jesus didn't want us celebrating his birthday by fucking reading.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Why don't we pick up where we left off?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Don't what?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
- He's needs to help himself. - What?
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Cups? It's a bar, not a frat party. We drink out of glasses and mugs.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Congratulations, Fiona. You remind me of me.
 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Oh, fuck, ugh.

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Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
- What are you doing? - Trying to push my teeth together.
#2 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
No, it's not a whatever. The first Gallagher kid getting his diploma?
#3 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Moved on. How many times you gotta hear no?
#4 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I don't know. Okay? I don't know.
#5 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6 #6 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
If we keep you here, we'd have to treat you.
#7 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8 #8 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Told you who he was from the beginning. Car thief. Lied about his name for months.
#9 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
...and learn a trade. Something that utilizes their backs instead of their brains.
#10 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
- Good for you. This one's on the house. - Thanks.
#11 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
That the Gallaghers are head and shoulders above all of you shitbirds, heh.
#12 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
All right, no food stamps, but lottery scratchers are accepted.
#13 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14 #14 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15 #15 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
So I've got little baggies of dried nuts and blueberries, which are good brain food.
#16 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
#17 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18 #18 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Are you feeling okay?
#19 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Yeah, it's never been wrong before.
#21 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
- Hold on, now. - Twelve weeks pregnant?
#22 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Wanted in a loving way. In a family way.
#23 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Eighteen now.
#24 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Every day, like it's your last.
#25 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
There's a job opening up?
#26 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
I remember the first time I brought you here.
#27 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28 #28 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29 #29 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30 #30 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Just broke the news to him. Took it in stride. I don't think he's truly accepting it yet.
#31 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Jesus, no HBO. No Showtime. Just basic cable.
#32 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Not sure that I do.
#33 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
What if I don't wanna change?
#34 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
I told Mrs. Stoltz Jesus didn't want us celebrating his birthday by fucking reading.
#35 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Why don't we pick up where we left off?
#36 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Don't what?
#37 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
- He's needs to help himself. - What?
#38 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40 #40 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Cups? It's a bar, not a frat party. We drink out of glasses and mugs.
#42 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43 #43 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44 #44 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46 #46 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47 #47 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Congratulations, Fiona. You remind me of me.
#49 Recap of Shameless (US) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Oh, fuck, ugh.
#50