S2 E7
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Season 2  "Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!"  2x7

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 15, 2016

Jacqueline's gala plans hit a snag when Deirdre Robespierre throws a party the same night. Kimmy stops to pee at a bar and meets a cute Army vet.

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When you try to put two five-foot rebars together...
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If I ignore that sign, where does it end?
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because the floors aren't safe.
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Tell me about it.
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Everyone else just wants to buy me a drink
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Hello, I have an appointment under "White."
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Why do they look so tired all the time then?
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That would be... interesting.
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or Thursday after "Wendy Williams."
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It's exhausting.
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Oh, also, I have another idea
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I gave it fancy to the venue!
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Jacqueline!
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But maybe we could go out sometime?
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How do you have Sting? I have Sting!
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Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion
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Every penny I have is tied into this gala.
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Don't quit!
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My Nonno, he insists on still having a garden.
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You can go to the bathroom and find a beautiful man.
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Don't answer it! It's an ostrich!
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No, actually...
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We need all the help we can get.
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If you are satisfied with your message,
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He's not just babbling,
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on America's Most Wanted.
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And all the other rich men with WASPy names.
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Oh, it's so he never smells like another woman.
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until the time is right.
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The pain is...
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"Oh, no, that little girl is singing
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She's the one that married a fireman, right?
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You don't pour water into a well!
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For me.
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That's not true.
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I'm having a Christmas a week. Starting tomorrow.
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We give to causes that actually affect us.
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Let's see, the rule of seven and two,
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