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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 2  "Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!"  2x7

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 15, 2016

Jacqueline's gala plans hit a snag when Deirdre Robespierre throws a party the same night. Kimmy stops to pee at a bar and meets a cute Army vet.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
We got a shipment of rebar in,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
When you try to put two five-foot rebars together...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
If I ignore that sign, where does it end?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
because the floors aren't safe.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Tell me about it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
Everyone else just wants to buy me a drink
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Hello, I have an appointment under "White."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Why do they look so tired all the time then?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
That would be... interesting.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
or Thursday after "Wendy Williams."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
It's exhausting.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Oh, also, I have another idea
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
I gave it fancy to the venue!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Jacqueline!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
But maybe we could go out sometime?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
How do you have Sting? I have Sting!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Every penny I have is tied into this gala.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Don't quit!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
My Nonno, he insists on still having a garden.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
You can go to the bathroom and find a beautiful man.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Don't answer it! It's an ostrich!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
No, actually...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
We need all the help we can get.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
If you are satisfied with your message,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
He's not just babbling,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
on America's Most Wanted.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
And all the other rich men with WASPy names.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Oh, it's so he never smells like another woman.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
until the time is right.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
The pain is...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
"Oh, no, that little girl is singing
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
She's the one that married a fireman, right?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
You don't pour water into a well!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
For me.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
That's not true.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
I'm having a Christmas a week. Starting tomorrow.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
We give to causes that actually affect us.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Let's see, the rule of seven and two,

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
When you try to put two five-foot rebars together...
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
If I ignore that sign, where does it end?
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4 #4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
because the floors aren't safe.
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Tell me about it.
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
Everyone else just wants to buy me a drink
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Hello, I have an appointment under "White."
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Why do they look so tired all the time then?
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
That would be... interesting.
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11 #11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
or Thursday after "Wendy Williams."
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
It's exhausting.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Oh, also, I have another idea
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15 #15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
I gave it fancy to the venue!
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Jacqueline!
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
But maybe we could go out sometime?
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
How do you have Sting? I have Sting!
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Every penny I have is tied into this gala.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Don't quit!
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
My Nonno, he insists on still having a garden.
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24 #24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25 #25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
You can go to the bathroom and find a beautiful man.
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27 #27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Don't answer it! It's an ostrich!
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
No, actually...
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
We need all the help we can get.
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
If you are satisfied with your message,
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32 #32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
He's not just babbling,
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
on America's Most Wanted.
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35 #35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
And all the other rich men with WASPy names.
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Oh, it's so he never smells like another woman.
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
until the time is right.
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
The pain is...
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40 #40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
"Oh, no, that little girl is singing
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
She's the one that married a fireman, right?
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
You don't pour water into a well!
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
For me.
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45 #45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
That's not true.
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
I'm having a Christmas a week. Starting tomorrow.
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48 #48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
We give to causes that actually affect us.
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Let's see, the rule of seven and two,
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