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Season 7  "Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us"  7x5

Aired 4 months ago - Oct 24, 2019

Following the sudden death of a friend, Christy and Bonnie look for ways to honor her memory.

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Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 1
I should have been able to do more to help her.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 2
Sorry, this is my first sober person death, and I...
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 3
I barely knew her, and now I never will.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 4
Mary knew not to take what you said personally.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
You know, her share today was the most positive
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 6
It's just a matter of where and when.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
and also, our friend died suddenly.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 8
I'm just trying to make sense out of Mary's death.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9
No. I'll just lie there beating myself up
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
It's a thing where if you can't
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
Mary, I am sorry for being rude to you.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
Mary, are you gonna haunt my mother
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
No, that's my eye. Find my mouth.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16
to tape folders to our feet and ski down the stairs.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17
That feels good. Stay right there.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
Do you know a criminal lawyer who might be able
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
Oh, God, no. I just don't care how this turns out.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
Look, I admit I did not treat her well,
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
Oh, that's a shame.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
- What?! - Yup.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
I was also a friend of your grandma's.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
It's got a button with a popcorn picture on it.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
Nothing weird. I'm just gonna sell it to a guy.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
Hey, Veronica, do you have a minute... ?
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
Anyway, I went to the jail and interviewed Todd.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Ugh, this thing wants me to climb a mountain now?
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
people who need lawyers
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
Not these shoes, not right now.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
If you don't believe in that, you shouldn't be a lawyer.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
And who has the BLT and fries?
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
No, it's turkey.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 38
I appreciate your new attitude.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 39
Oh. You'll win next time, sweetie.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 40
to his grandmother's memorial?
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 41
This could be my new career. Dead people party planner.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 42
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 43
so I picked all the things I like
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
Daffodil, corn nuts, and "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 45
I haven't seen her all week.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 46
It's a very similar look.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48
but if you don't stop, you're gonna die way before I do.
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
What are you doing here?
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 50
and then catch a funeral."
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 51
That's not true. We know you.

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Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 2
Sorry, this is my first sober person death, and I...
#2
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 3
I barely knew her, and now I never will.
#3
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 4
Mary knew not to take what you said personally.
#4
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
You know, her share today was the most positive
#5
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 6
It's just a matter of where and when.
#6
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7
and also, our friend died suddenly.
#7
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 8
I'm just trying to make sense out of Mary's death.
#8
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9
No. I'll just lie there beating myself up
#9
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10 #10 Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
It's a thing where if you can't
#11
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
Mary, I am sorry for being rude to you.
#12
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
Mary, are you gonna haunt my mother
#13
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
No, that's my eye. Find my mouth.
#15
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16
to tape folders to our feet and ski down the stairs.
#16
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17
That feels good. Stay right there.
#17
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
Do you know a criminal lawyer who might be able
#18
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
Oh, God, no. I just don't care how this turns out.
#19
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20 #20 Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
Look, I admit I did not treat her well,
#21
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
Oh, that's a shame.
#22
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- What?! - Yup.
#24
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25 #25 Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26 #26 Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
I was also a friend of your grandma's.
#27
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
It's got a button with a popcorn picture on it.
#28
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29
Nothing weird. I'm just gonna sell it to a guy.
#29
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30
Hey, Veronica, do you have a minute... ?
#30
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
Anyway, I went to the jail and interviewed Todd.
#31
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Ugh, this thing wants me to climb a mountain now?
#32
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
people who need lawyers
#33
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
Not these shoes, not right now.
#34
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
If you don't believe in that, you shouldn't be a lawyer.
#35
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
And who has the BLT and fries?
#36
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
No, it's turkey.
#37
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 38
I appreciate your new attitude.
#38
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 39
Oh. You'll win next time, sweetie.
#39
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 40
to his grandmother's memorial?
#40
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 41
This could be my new career. Dead people party planner.
#41
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so I picked all the things I like
#43
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
Daffodil, corn nuts, and "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.
#44
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 45
I haven't seen her all week.
#45
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 46
It's a very similar look.
#46
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47 #47 Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48
but if you don't stop, you're gonna die way before I do.
#48
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
What are you doing here?
#49
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 50
and then catch a funeral."
#50
Recap of Mom Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 51
That's not true. We know you.
#51