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Season 7  "Audrey Hepburn and a JalepeƱo Pepper"  7x1

Aired 10 months ago - Sep 26, 2019

While Bonnie struggles to enjoy her perfect honeymoon with Adam, Christy makes some questionable changes at the bar while they're away.

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Do we have a chain of command issue here?
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TAMMY: Hey, Rick, what's with the pushback?
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Our tiny little leader!
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(scoffs) There goes that plan.
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I'm staring down the barrel of 50 years
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Stupid tiny waves.
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All my changes are time-savers.
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There is nothing insane about clockwise.
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It absolutely is.
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You want me to just say "beef 'chos"?
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MARJORIE: Hello. How's the happy newlywed?
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I'll say it so a child could understand.
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Bonnie, we have a disease, and meetings are our medicine.
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What's the other choice? What's the other choice?!
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Apropos of nothing,
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How about we discuss this after you're done?
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Come back normal!
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I thought this was the 11:00 meeting.
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- How long do you have? - This time it's ten days.
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where the meetings start on time! Hey!
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(laughs) You are funny.
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Well, it's funny when I tell it and... when I'm in that seat.
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I come by it honestly. My mother abandoned me when I was four.
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He says he's not feeling well,
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Really? But you just called me a dick.
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Your story was unbelievable.
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really touched me.
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I could wallpaper a house with my one-day chips.
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Once a week.
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No, but it works pretty good for our thing.
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Where are your sunglasses?
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PATTY: Hey, thanks for waiting.
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Buddy, I am this close to crying,
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Oh, uh...
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Been a minute since I tended bar,
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But my ice would melt.
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Okay, b-chos and mo-sticks coming up.
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Adam really should've left you in charge.
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and this near total stranger.
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(chuckles)
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