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Going against Bow’s warning, Dre tries to educate her white cousin Gary about how to be an ally. Meanwhile, Olivia is trying to impress Junior’s family by attempting to psychoanalyze everyone and their relationships with each other.

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I don't mind at all.

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She places a high value on the aesthetic of the toaster pasty.

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Your brother is acting out this theory in my textbook.

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Ah.

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Jack, you should feel lucky

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Even though Bow told me to ignore Gary,

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I watch "American History X" totally differently now.

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Your daughter has a Black boyfriend?

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Yep. ...Black friend.

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I had to take advantage

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It gets weird real quick.

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of really trying to understand the Black experience,

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Ask me anything.

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You're -- Gary, ask me anything, man.

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that you should never sing along to a rap song.

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Not counting family members and co-workers.

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that every American had the same opportunity.

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And if our failure was ourfault,

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All right.

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out of your body and onto this paper,

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Wh--

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you try to keep me happy,

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I led a horse to water, and I taught him how to fish.

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That was a defective painting.

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I don't mind, Bow.

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You know, I'm, uh, I'm taking care of the baby.

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which takes away the funding from the public schools

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to politicians. Okay.

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And we are considering it.

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...but you're not willing to do the one thing that you cando?

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So if you're not willing to do that,

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Okay? Bye.

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I had to drop Gary. He got to be too much.

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I knew you would end up here

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and realize that you are complicit.

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I think that after four years of overt tiki torch racism,

#46

Agreed.

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See? You wouldn't understand.

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about this psychology stuff.

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It's my usual MO to squash my feelings

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