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Season 3  "God"  3x2

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 28, 2016

When Dre discovers that Zoey is questioning her belief in God, he undergoes a crisis of faith and leans on family members and coworkers for their input. Meanwhile, Bow’s brother Johan comes to stay with The Johnsons after living abroad and becomes an instant thorn in Dre’s side.

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Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Big fan of religion, though.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Okay, it's right there.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
You know what the Bible Belt is synonymous with?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Dre, you got this.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
and that something was God.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
something better is coming in this world or the next.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
- _ - [Indistinct conversation]
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
This is some white [bleep].
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
So from here on out, no more almond milk, radicchio,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
There's a straight line from entitlement to atheism.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
but something happens, and you feel... something.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Please tell me you said "aneurysm."
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
- Just... - Yeah, questions like,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Let the miracle of your aneurysm take her now.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
- Married into that. - I did.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
God looks like a 20-minute screen saver
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Our Father, who art in heaven,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
That's the day I'm actually gonna have cookies.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Soap in the soap dish.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
It was time to get real with Zoey,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
- Eh. - Ah.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Oh, you sound so stupid.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
didn't God kill everyone that wasn't named Noah?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
that's higher than you.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
But everything they gave you, God gave them!
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
but this is where I'm at right now.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
♪
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
♪
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
"Dear God, thank you for my pretty house and all my friends."
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
What are you talking about?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
Please, God, let there be some pizza left.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Listen...
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
I mean, you're usually there for me.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Black nanny... what... what is her name?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Dear God, Father above, giver of strength...
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
What did I tell you about eating sugary snacks in bed?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
- All right. - This is disgusting.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Used to cry all the time, period.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
Is he gonna ask me to kill Junior next?
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
when she finds herself alone in that foxhole.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
who can handle whatever life throws at her.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
And... and I'm not trying to say anything by this.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Uggs.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Wow, they must've gotten up on each other's shoulders
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
Oh, like how they learned to mirror-glaze the toilet,
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
He can't even close an envelope.
 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 51
Bonjour. Is this Rite Aid?

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Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Okay, it's right there.
#2 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
You know what the Bible Belt is synonymous with?
#3 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Dre, you got this.
#4 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
and that something was God.
#5 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
something better is coming in this world or the next.
#6 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
- _ - [Indistinct conversation]
#7 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
This is some white [bleep].
#8 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
So from here on out, no more almond milk, radicchio,
#9 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10 #10 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
There's a straight line from entitlement to atheism.
#11 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
but something happens, and you feel... something.
#12 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Please tell me you said "aneurysm."
#13 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
- Just... - Yeah, questions like,
#14 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Let the miracle of your aneurysm take her now.
#15 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
- Married into that. - I did.
#16 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
God looks like a 20-minute screen saver
#17 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Our Father, who art in heaven,
#18 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19 #19 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
That's the day I'm actually gonna have cookies.
#20 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Soap in the soap dish.
#21 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
It was time to get real with Zoey,
#22 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23 #23 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
- Eh. - Ah.
#24 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Oh, you sound so stupid.
#25 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
didn't God kill everyone that wasn't named Noah?
#26 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
that's higher than you.
#27 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
But everything they gave you, God gave them!
#28 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
but this is where I'm at right now.
#29 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
♪
#30 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
♪
#31 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
"Dear God, thank you for my pretty house and all my friends."
#32 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
What are you talking about?
#33 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
Please, God, let there be some pizza left.
#34 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Listen...
#35 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36 #36 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
I mean, you're usually there for me.
#37 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Black nanny... what... what is her name?
#38 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Dear God, Father above, giver of strength...
#39 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
What did I tell you about eating sugary snacks in bed?
#40 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
- All right. - This is disgusting.
#41 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Used to cry all the time, period.
#42 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
Is he gonna ask me to kill Junior next?
#43 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
when she finds herself alone in that foxhole.
#44 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
who can handle whatever life throws at her.
#45 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
And... and I'm not trying to say anything by this.
#46 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Uggs.
#47 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Wow, they must've gotten up on each other's shoulders
#48 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
Oh, like how they learned to mirror-glaze the toilet,
#49 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
He can't even close an envelope.
#50 Recap of black-ish Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 51
Bonjour. Is this Rite Aid?
#51