S5 E9
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Season 5  "Love Stories"  5x9

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 17, 2016

Hannah gives Principal Toby some unexpected news; Marnie has an unsettling dream; Shoshanna offers to help Ray with marketing his business; Elijah wants an exclusive relationship with Dill.

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♪ And it's sure 'nuff a pity ♪
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and then there's a Dennis Kucinich live webstream I want to hop onto.
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Maybe ask for some help, something I know you're fucking terrible at,
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We do make a pretty good team.
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I've been in a very open relationship...
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- Yeah. (chuckles) - Mm-hmm.
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this has been a really, really amazing opportunity for me.
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Okay, Hannah. I wish you all the best.
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And for the record, I think you're a lot funkier
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Yeah, well, you know, that's sort of my story to tell.
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Um, I'm not really headed anywhere in particular at the moment.
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especially considering Tandace.
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aggression train is headed straight towards me...
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How does that make you feel?
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- (Woman) You're gonna cross out the... - Yeah, exactly.
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All right, is this another one of your states of the union?
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but don't you want to be with somebody who sees you for you?
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they're only gonna tell you what you want to hear
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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - That's not what I mean.
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I don't know, someone closer to my own age...
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I'll think of you every time I go to Brooklyn.
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- (Barista) "Silenced." - Beautiful.
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Um, but, ah, we broke up because I went to the Iowa Writers' Workshop,
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Really? Just, like, total identity switcheroo.
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Oh, oh, for sure. She is like a pure white blinding evil.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fairness to her, she was cooking the meth to sell.
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- Mm-hm. - She's just not a person
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of me, and I would love to surprise someone sometime.
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when someone else is eating a minimal amount.
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- It's my time. - Inspired by me.
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♪ Gotta get me home ♪
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- Aw. - This is me.
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Those hipsters are a very specific subculture,
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- (coughing) - Yeah.
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- And I did a book of poetry as well. - And you did a book of poetry as well.
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Yeah.
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and she feeds on praise
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All I do is Google myself and smoke weed
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and you just, like, came in your pants from all the accolades,
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- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, I love them so much.
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♪ I'm feelin' myself, I'm feelin' my, feelin' my ♪
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I am having a very strong feeling about you,
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and then there's a Dennis Kucinich live webstream I want to hop onto.
#2
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Maybe ask for some help, something I know you're fucking terrible at,
#3
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We do make a pretty good team.
#4
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I've been in a very open relationship...
#5
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- Yeah. (chuckles) - Mm-hmm.
#6
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this has been a really, really amazing opportunity for me.
#8
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Okay, Hannah. I wish you all the best.
#9
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And for the record, I think you're a lot funkier
#10
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Yeah, well, you know, that's sort of my story to tell.
#12
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Um, I'm not really headed anywhere in particular at the moment.
#13
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especially considering Tandace.
#14
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aggression train is headed straight towards me...
#15
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How does that make you feel?
#16
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- (Woman) You're gonna cross out the... - Yeah, exactly.
#17
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All right, is this another one of your states of the union?
#18
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but don't you want to be with somebody who sees you for you?
#19
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they're only gonna tell you what you want to hear
#20
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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - That's not what I mean.
#22
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I don't know, someone closer to my own age...
#23
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I'll think of you every time I go to Brooklyn.
#24
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- (Barista) "Silenced." - Beautiful.
#26
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Um, but, ah, we broke up because I went to the Iowa Writers' Workshop,
#27
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Really? Just, like, total identity switcheroo.
#28
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Oh, oh, for sure. She is like a pure white blinding evil.
#29
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fairness to her, she was cooking the meth to sell.
#30
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- Mm-hm. - She's just not a person
#31
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of me, and I would love to surprise someone sometime.
#32
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when someone else is eating a minimal amount.
#33
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- It's my time. - Inspired by me.
#34
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♪ Gotta get me home ♪
#35
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- Aw. - This is me.
#36
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Those hipsters are a very specific subculture,
#37
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- (coughing) - Yeah.
#38
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- And I did a book of poetry as well. - And you did a book of poetry as well.
#39
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Yeah.
#40
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and she feeds on praise
#42
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All I do is Google myself and smoke weed
#43
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and you just, like, came in your pants from all the accolades,
#44
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- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, I love them so much.
#46
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♪ I'm feelin' myself, I'm feelin' my, feelin' my ♪
#47
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I am having a very strong feeling about you,
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