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Season 5  "Queen for Two Days"  5x5

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 20, 2016

Hannah and her mom, Loreen, embark on a female-empowerment retreat, where Loreen hopes for clarity in her situation with Tad, and Hannah relishes time away from Fran. In Tokyo, Shoshanna enjoys her budding romance with Yoshi, and gets a surprise visitor from the U.S. Jessa meets up with her sister Minerva and asks for a favor.

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Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
I'm learning about a new culture, and in turn I'm learning about myself,
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I gotta tell ya, I have a couple days,
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Yeah, all right.
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Okay. It's just that we mentioned this in the e-mails.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
I'm glad you're having fun already.
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Are you the yoga teacher?
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- Mm-hmm. - ...and none of you said anything.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
I do like him. He's so nice.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
that was eating away at the core of our marriage.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
I love you, too, baby.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
No, no, I'm wearing the sponge. I have a sponge in.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
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I don't feel obligated.
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Use your arms, use your arms, yeah!
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We're supposed to be by ourselves for at least an hour.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
I miss you. How are you?
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Oh, yeah, I know. That's actually their school uniform.
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I'm so impressed, Shoshanna.
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Adults follow rules.
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- I do have a great reason. - Oh, you don't need one.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
Um, sounds like a real fucking winner.
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is that we've both slept with all the same people.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Seriously, you are wee. What the fuck?
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
It needs, like, all the salt in the known universe and there's none here.
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And then again for dessert.
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Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
Oh, yeah, I'm having some... um... some family problems,
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
And you'll find that as you continue,
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I blame it on Viagra.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
I want to stay in, I stay in. I want to go out, I go out.
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
She said she had the time of her life.
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So?
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- Yeah, you'll just get used to it. - Oh, my God.
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But the, ah, the thing is, I am not eligible for any financial aid
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Jessa, you have to be fucking kidding me.
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And she's gonna be the best fucking therapist ever.
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So nice. That's brilliant.
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I want to watch a reality show about you called, like,
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I'm going to make quick stop at the bathroom.
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in the second biggest cat café in Tokyo
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I'm gonna stay.

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Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
I gotta tell ya, I have a couple days,
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Yeah, all right.
#3
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Okay. It's just that we mentioned this in the e-mails.
#4
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
I'm glad you're having fun already.
#5
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
Are you the yoga teacher?
#6
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
- Mm-hmm. - ...and none of you said anything.
#7
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
I do like him. He's so nice.
#8
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
that was eating away at the core of our marriage.
#9
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
I love you, too, baby.
#10
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
No, no, I'm wearing the sponge. I have a sponge in.
#11
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I don't feel obligated.
#14
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Use your arms, use your arms, yeah!
#15
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We're supposed to be by ourselves for at least an hour.
#16
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I miss you. How are you?
#17
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Oh, yeah, I know. That's actually their school uniform.
#19
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I'm so impressed, Shoshanna.
#20
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Adults follow rules.
#21
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- I do have a great reason. - Oh, you don't need one.
#22
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Um, sounds like a real fucking winner.
#23
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is that we've both slept with all the same people.
#25
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Seriously, you are wee. What the fuck?
#26
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
It needs, like, all the salt in the known universe and there's none here.
#27
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And then again for dessert.
#28
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Oh, yeah, I'm having some... um... some family problems,
#30
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And you'll find that as you continue,
#31
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I blame it on Viagra.
#33
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I want to stay in, I stay in. I want to go out, I go out.
#34
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She said she had the time of her life.
#35
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So?
#36
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- Yeah, you'll just get used to it. - Oh, my God.
#37
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But the, ah, the thing is, I am not eligible for any financial aid
#40
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Jessa, you have to be fucking kidding me.
#41
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And she's gonna be the best fucking therapist ever.
#43
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So nice. That's brilliant.
#44
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I want to watch a reality show about you called, like,
#45
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
I'm going to make quick stop at the bathroom.
#46
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in the second biggest cat café in Tokyo
#47
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I'm gonna stay.
#50