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Season 5  "Love Stories"  5x9

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 17, 2016

Hannah gives Principal Toby some unexpected news; Marnie has an unsettling dream; Shoshanna offers to help Ray with marketing his business; Elijah wants an exclusive relationship with Dill.

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Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
♪ And it's sure 'nuff a pity ♪
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and then there's a Dennis Kucinich live webstream I want to hop onto.
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Maybe ask for some help, something I know you're fucking terrible at,
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We do make a pretty good team.
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I've been in a very open relationship...
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- Yeah. (chuckles) - Mm-hmm.
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this has been a really, really amazing opportunity for me.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Okay, Hannah. I wish you all the best.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
And for the record, I think you're a lot funkier
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Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Yeah, well, you know, that's sort of my story to tell.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Um, I'm not really headed anywhere in particular at the moment.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
especially considering Tandace.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
aggression train is headed straight towards me...
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
How does that make you feel?
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
- (Woman) You're gonna cross out the... - Yeah, exactly.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
All right, is this another one of your states of the union?
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
but don't you want to be with somebody who sees you for you?
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
they're only gonna tell you what you want to hear
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - That's not what I mean.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
I don't know, someone closer to my own age...
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
I'll think of you every time I go to Brooklyn.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
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- (Barista) "Silenced." - Beautiful.
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Um, but, ah, we broke up because I went to the Iowa Writers' Workshop,
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Really? Just, like, total identity switcheroo.
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Oh, oh, for sure. She is like a pure white blinding evil.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fairness to her, she was cooking the meth to sell.
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- Mm-hm. - She's just not a person
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of me, and I would love to surprise someone sometime.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
when someone else is eating a minimal amount.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
- It's my time. - Inspired by me.
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♪ Gotta get me home ♪
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- Aw. - This is me.
 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
Those hipsters are a very specific subculture,
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- (coughing) - Yeah.
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- And I did a book of poetry as well. - And you did a book of poetry as well.
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Yeah.
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and she feeds on praise
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All I do is Google myself and smoke weed
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and you just, like, came in your pants from all the accolades,
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- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, I love them so much.
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♪ I'm feelin' myself, I'm feelin' my, feelin' my ♪
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I am having a very strong feeling about you,
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Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
and then there's a Dennis Kucinich live webstream I want to hop onto.
#2 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
Maybe ask for some help, something I know you're fucking terrible at,
#3 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
We do make a pretty good team.
#4 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
I've been in a very open relationship...
#5 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
- Yeah. (chuckles) - Mm-hmm.
#6 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7 #7 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
this has been a really, really amazing opportunity for me.
#8 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Okay, Hannah. I wish you all the best.
#9 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
And for the record, I think you're a lot funkier
#10 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11 #11 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Yeah, well, you know, that's sort of my story to tell.
#12 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Um, I'm not really headed anywhere in particular at the moment.
#13 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
especially considering Tandace.
#14 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
aggression train is headed straight towards me...
#15 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
How does that make you feel?
#16 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
- (Woman) You're gonna cross out the... - Yeah, exactly.
#17 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
All right, is this another one of your states of the union?
#18 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
but don't you want to be with somebody who sees you for you?
#19 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
they're only gonna tell you what you want to hear
#20 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21 #21 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - That's not what I mean.
#22 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
I don't know, someone closer to my own age...
#23 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
I'll think of you every time I go to Brooklyn.
#24 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25 #25 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
- (Barista) "Silenced." - Beautiful.
#26 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Um, but, ah, we broke up because I went to the Iowa Writers' Workshop,
#27 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
Really? Just, like, total identity switcheroo.
#28 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
Oh, oh, for sure. She is like a pure white blinding evil.
#29 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fairness to her, she was cooking the meth to sell.
#30 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
- Mm-hm. - She's just not a person
#31 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
of me, and I would love to surprise someone sometime.
#32 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
when someone else is eating a minimal amount.
#33 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
- It's my time. - Inspired by me.
#34 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
♪ Gotta get me home ♪
#35 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
- Aw. - This is me.
#36 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
Those hipsters are a very specific subculture,
#37 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
- (coughing) - Yeah.
#38 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
- And I did a book of poetry as well. - And you did a book of poetry as well.
#39 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
Yeah.
#40 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41 #41 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
and she feeds on praise
#42 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
All I do is Google myself and smoke weed
#43 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
and you just, like, came in your pants from all the accolades,
#44 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45 #45 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, I love them so much.
#46 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
♪ I'm feelin' myself, I'm feelin' my, feelin' my ♪
#47 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Girls Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
I am having a very strong feeling about you,
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