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Season 3  "Only Child"  3x5

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 01, 2014

Hannah attends the funeral of her editor; Hannah tries to help Adam and Caroline work through their issues; Jessa makes some positive changes; Ray gives Marnie advice.

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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
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Can we go now, please?
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
You thought he was gay.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
- David was wonderful. - Oh, I bet.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
- Have you seen Pepper? Did you meet her? - No, I didn't, no.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Okay, um, if I do give you another name,
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Can you believe that my friend told me that she died
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Plus, my recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
...conditioner later and then it's deodorant.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
Oh, my God.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
There is no working this out.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
by acknowledging that we all really care about each other.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
words like "skank," "fatty."
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
with some of your issues with me.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
I'm not on anyone's side.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
you need to do more than just, like, smoke Dorff cigarettes.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Okay, it was an actor last week.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
You are doing really good.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
and stop bloodsucking.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
No one is saying you do.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Feliz cumpleaños. Great!
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
And so I took the cutest one.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
- Joan Didion. - No, Mo.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
You wish, Mo. Anyway, the book obviously needs some work.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Well, I don't know. Kathy Griffin's not exactly...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Yeah, it's not half as bad as Hannah said it was.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Yeah, so I guess I just wanted you to, um...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
I'm smelling a trap here.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Yeah, you came in here and immediately insulted me and my neighborhood.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
So much so that even when you try to connect and be sincere,
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
But, that being said, I still like you.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Look...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Well, that is... that's great, love bug.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
on any of the books they acquire for, like... for three years.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
and talk all this over with him.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
That was really helpful when you talked to me.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
Go fuck yourself.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
I am so sorry. You poor thing.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
When I made out with the Cuban refugee,
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
and your acting career is over.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
Can you try shutting the fuck up?

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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Can we go now, please?
#2 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
You thought he was gay.
#3 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
- David was wonderful. - Oh, I bet.
#4 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
- Have you seen Pepper? Did you meet her? - No, I didn't, no.
#5 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Okay, um, if I do give you another name,
#6 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Can you believe that my friend told me that she died
#7 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Plus, my recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA.
#8 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
...conditioner later and then it's deodorant.
#9 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
Oh, my God.
#10 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
There is no working this out.
#11 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
by acknowledging that we all really care about each other.
#12 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
words like "skank," "fatty."
#13 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
with some of your issues with me.
#14 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
I'm not on anyone's side.
#15 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
you need to do more than just, like, smoke Dorff cigarettes.
#16 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Okay, it was an actor last week.
#17 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
You are doing really good.
#18 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
and stop bloodsucking.
#19 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
No one is saying you do.
#20 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21 #21 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Feliz cumpleaños. Great!
#22 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
And so I took the cutest one.
#23 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24 #24 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
- Joan Didion. - No, Mo.
#25 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
You wish, Mo. Anyway, the book obviously needs some work.
#26 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27 #27 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Well, I don't know. Kathy Griffin's not exactly...
#28 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29 #29 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30 #30 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Yeah, it's not half as bad as Hannah said it was.
#31 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Yeah, so I guess I just wanted you to, um...
#32 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
I'm smelling a trap here.
#33 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Yeah, you came in here and immediately insulted me and my neighborhood.
#34 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
So much so that even when you try to connect and be sincere,
#35 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
But, that being said, I still like you.
#36 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Look...
#37 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38 #38 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39 #39 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Well, that is... that's great, love bug.
#40 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
on any of the books they acquire for, like... for three years.
#41 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
and talk all this over with him.
#42 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43 #43 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
That was really helpful when you talked to me.
#44 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
Go fuck yourself.
#45 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
I am so sorry. You poor thing.
#46 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
When I made out with the Cuban refugee,
#47 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48 #48 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
and your acting career is over.
#49 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
Can you try shutting the fuck up?
#50