S3 E1
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Season 3  "Females Only"  3x1

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 12, 2014

Shoshanna tries to balance her time at college between sex and studying, while Marnie must accept she and Charlie are through. Also, Adam and Hannah and host a dinner party.

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I just didn't understand
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and being told that she's all you need.
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- ANGIE: But you could be. -Fucking shit.
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-and like he doesn't love his own mother? -His own mother.
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- You're gonna give it spoiled formula. -Dead. Gross.
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Because I am fucking sick of talking about him.
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- I gave you my middle name, Marie, -(SIGHS)
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But one that you would actually want to watch.
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
JOCK: Mindy. Mindy.
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He's trying to think of the saddest thing he can think of and it's not that sad.
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Or my mother, how she can't even go to the bathroom on her own?
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Kelvyn over here is a dark horse of society.
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- She's in charge. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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I haven't done drugs. Um, I've made some friends,
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
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And I think we should launch the first chapter on Nerve.com.
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Like, I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.
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It could be. It could be very important.
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That's not how he works. Plus, he takes care of me.
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I can't tell you how brave you're being by sharing that.
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I just feel like you're being a bit whiny.
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when you haven't once said how you feel about how you have feelings.
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Fuck you, hairstyle.
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I don't want to do this.
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and come back and find me in a good mood
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. It's just we need some shared experiences.
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
You have the accent of a little girl
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- I did her that favor. -(LAUGHS)
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- I do not have daddy issues. -Please, we all have them.
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Yes, you.
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
I had a weird uncle. He was gay,
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I think.
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- It sounds smart and strong and feminist. -SHOSHANNA: Mmm-hmm.
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I sort of feel like Charlie's gonna just materialize in a couple of months
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You know, it just didn't seem... We're not really friends.
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Thank you so much, my love. Why don't we have some chips?
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Cheers to your fucking book, Hannah, really. (CRYING)
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remembering the first time we fucked on my couch
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Anyone can have that.
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It was basically charity.
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Are you a method actor researching a role?
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(BOTH MOANING)

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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
and being told that she's all you need.
#2
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
- ANGIE: But you could be. -Fucking shit.
#3
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-and like he doesn't love his own mother? -His own mother.
#4
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- You're gonna give it spoiled formula. -Dead. Gross.
#5
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Because I am fucking sick of talking about him.
#7
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- I gave you my middle name, Marie, -(SIGHS)
#8
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But one that you would actually want to watch.
#11
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JOCK: Mindy. Mindy.
#12
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
He's trying to think of the saddest thing he can think of and it's not that sad.
#13
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Or my mother, how she can't even go to the bathroom on her own?
#14
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Kelvyn over here is a dark horse of society.
#15
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- She's in charge. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
#16
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I haven't done drugs. Um, I've made some friends,
#17
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And I think we should launch the first chapter on Nerve.com.
#19
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Like, I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.
#21
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It could be. It could be very important.
#22
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That's not how he works. Plus, he takes care of me.
#23
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I can't tell you how brave you're being by sharing that.
#25
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I just feel like you're being a bit whiny.
#26
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when you haven't once said how you feel about how you have feelings.
#27
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Fuck you, hairstyle.
#28
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I don't want to do this.
#29
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and come back and find me in a good mood
#30
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I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. It's just we need some shared experiences.
#31
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You have the accent of a little girl
#32
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- I did her that favor. -(LAUGHS)
#33
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- I do not have daddy issues. -Please, we all have them.
#34
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Yes, you.
#36
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I had a weird uncle. He was gay,
#37
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I think.
#38
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- It sounds smart and strong and feminist. -SHOSHANNA: Mmm-hmm.
#40
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I sort of feel like Charlie's gonna just materialize in a couple of months
#41
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You know, it just didn't seem... We're not really friends.
#42
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Thank you so much, my love. Why don't we have some chips?
#43
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Cheers to your fucking book, Hannah, really. (CRYING)
#44
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remembering the first time we fucked on my couch
#46
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Anyone can have that.
#47
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It was basically charity.
#48
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Are you a method actor researching a role?
#49
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(BOTH MOANING)
#50