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Season 3  "Two Plane Rides"  3x12

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 23, 2014

Hannah receives some news; Marnie divulges a secret to Shoshanna; Jessa's boss asks her for a favor.

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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
Fuck.
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I got into Iowa Writer's Workshop,
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So think about it.
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Oh, well, fine. Well, why don't you just go?
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You hired me because you knew I could get you drugs.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
I'm in so much pain, Jessa.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
S as in Sam, H as in Hank, A as in apple, P as in paltrow...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
That doesn't make any sense.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
because my fucking cunt of a Glaciology Professor
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I couldn't motivate, couldn't do it, didn't do it.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
But there's just something I feel like you should know.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
But I was hoping we could just...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Oh, honey, that is amazing.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
have been a total wash, we can all admit that.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
We'll figure it out.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
The security guard tried to stop me, but Desi let me in.
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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
it's made me want to thrive.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
We can figure it out, and then we can be one of those artist couples...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
I haven't been to a Broadway show
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
- Happy opening night. - Oh, thank you.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
You'll see.
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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
What's the matter?
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
I'm gonna be back and forth. I'll be bicoastal.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I've predicted two of my friends' divorces,
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
But if memory serves, you're the one who jettisoned me a while ago.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
and I want to be with you again.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Shosh, look, I'm eternally grateful to you
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
It's not a matter of...
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
- Hannah? - An intelligent working man?
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Yes, intelligent beyond the station of life
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Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Let's come every night.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
You know what? Can you cut the shit, please?
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Not anymore, you're not.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
It's just a different route to the same thing.
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Well, I didn't want to do it.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
The fucking celebrities that come to these things are nuts.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
- She's so cute in real life. - Kinda douchy, though.
 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Okay, do you live in, like, a parallel universe?
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Well, I'm sick of trying to work it out.
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I got into Iowa Writer's Workshop,
#3 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
So think about it.
#4 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
Oh, well, fine. Well, why don't you just go?
#5 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
You hired me because you knew I could get you drugs.
#6 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
I'm in so much pain, Jessa.
#7 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
S as in Sam, H as in Hank, A as in apple, P as in paltrow...
#8 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
That doesn't make any sense.
#9 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
because my fucking cunt of a Glaciology Professor
#11 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I couldn't motivate, couldn't do it, didn't do it.
#12 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
But there's just something I feel like you should know.
#13 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
But I was hoping we could just...
#14 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15 #15 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Oh, honey, that is amazing.
#16 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
have been a total wash, we can all admit that.
#17 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
We'll figure it out.
#18 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
The security guard tried to stop me, but Desi let me in.
#19 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
it's made me want to thrive.
#21 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
We can figure it out, and then we can be one of those artist couples...
#22 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
I haven't been to a Broadway show
#23 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
- Happy opening night. - Oh, thank you.
#25 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
You'll see.
#26 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27 #27 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28 #28 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29 #29 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
What's the matter?
#30 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
I'm gonna be back and forth. I'll be bicoastal.
#31 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I've predicted two of my friends' divorces,
#32 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
But if memory serves, you're the one who jettisoned me a while ago.
#33 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
and I want to be with you again.
#34 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Shosh, look, I'm eternally grateful to you
#35 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
It's not a matter of...
#36 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
- Hannah? - An intelligent working man?
#37 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Yes, intelligent beyond the station of life
#38 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Let's come every night.
#40 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
You know what? Can you cut the shit, please?
#41 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Not anymore, you're not.
#42 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
It's just a different route to the same thing.
#43 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Well, I didn't want to do it.
#44 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
The fucking celebrities that come to these things are nuts.
#45 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
- She's so cute in real life. - Kinda douchy, though.
#46 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Okay, do you live in, like, a parallel universe?
#47 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Well, I'm sick of trying to work it out.
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