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Season 1  "All Adventurous Women Do"  1x3

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 29, 2012

Hannah meets up with her erstwhile college flame to find out how she contracted HPV, uncovering much more in the process. Marnie's art-gallery boss introduces her to a cocky artist who piques her interest. Jessa gets a babysitting gig.

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Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
Um, and, like, very current.
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Well, I don't lose weight from my stomach;
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You actually really don't.
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Shh.
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It is not fun. It's not like camping.
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Uh... okay.
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- What does that do? - I don't really know. It can cause warts.
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- Because I got tested and I don't have that. - You got tested?
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Oh, my God. What?
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What if you can't have children?
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Because I'm fine and I'm not gonna die, so I'm fine.
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and I almost never left from under my dining room table."
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Do you know where Jessa is? Do you know when she'll be home?
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And this guy Danny is looking for love,
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- That's a crazy thing to do. - I know.
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and then you're gonna have to pick a new baggage, so it doesn't count.
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but I don't see any warts.
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Um, I don't know.
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You know what I say about men who fuck asian women.
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I'm kind of mortified. I mean, she's a little bit drunk.
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♪ but I gotta tell it like it is ♪
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Have you lost weight?
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but it could very well lead to something.
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Well, Elijah, I'm really happy to see you, too.
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and I just felt like eventually we were going to either see you, or...
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Oh, well, I don't, um...
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to my total joy for you and your self-discovery.
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The high line is kinda bullshit, but it'll work.
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Oh, holy shit. I had no idea. Thank you.
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- ( Marnie laughs ) - Sometimes.
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- People say that. - It's been a long time since I heard that.
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and I know how to do things.
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Oh, Bea is so cute.
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It was my friend's. Anyway, they were awful.
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Oh, I mean, are you...
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Well, I am very, very happy for you.
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Because I've been having protected sex
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No, I'm saying that there's no way for me to know.
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Fruity little voi... fruity little voice?
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You didn't just.
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if you keep dressing like that.
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- Oh, my God, that is so much worse. - ( Laughs )
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- Yeah? - Yeah!
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Pay tomorrow. It's fine. Fine.

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Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Well, I don't lose weight from my stomach;
#2
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
You actually really don't.
#3
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Shh.
#4
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
It is not fun. It's not like camping.
#5
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Uh... okay.
#6
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- What does that do? - I don't really know. It can cause warts.
#8
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- Because I got tested and I don't have that. - You got tested?
#9
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Oh, my God. What?
#11
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
What if you can't have children?
#12
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Because I'm fine and I'm not gonna die, so I'm fine.
#13
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
and I almost never left from under my dining room table."
#14
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Do you know where Jessa is? Do you know when she'll be home?
#15
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
And this guy Danny is looking for love,
#16
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- That's a crazy thing to do. - I know.
#17
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and then you're gonna have to pick a new baggage, so it doesn't count.
#18
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but I don't see any warts.
#19
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Um, I don't know.
#21
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You know what I say about men who fuck asian women.
#23
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I'm kind of mortified. I mean, she's a little bit drunk.
#24
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♪ but I gotta tell it like it is ♪
#25
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Have you lost weight?
#26
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but it could very well lead to something.
#27
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Well, Elijah, I'm really happy to see you, too.
#28
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
and I just felt like eventually we were going to either see you, or...
#29
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Oh, well, I don't, um...
#30
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to my total joy for you and your self-discovery.
#31
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
The high line is kinda bullshit, but it'll work.
#32
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Oh, holy shit. I had no idea. Thank you.
#33
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- ( Marnie laughs ) - Sometimes.
#34
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- People say that. - It's been a long time since I heard that.
#35
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and I know how to do things.
#36
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Oh, Bea is so cute.
#39
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It was my friend's. Anyway, they were awful.
#40
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Oh, I mean, are you...
#41
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Well, I am very, very happy for you.
#42
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Because I've been having protected sex
#43
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No, I'm saying that there's no way for me to know.
#44
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Fruity little voi... fruity little voice?
#45
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You didn't just.
#46
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if you keep dressing like that.
#47
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- Oh, my God, that is so much worse. - ( Laughs )
#48
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- Yeah? - Yeah!
#49
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Pay tomorrow. It's fine. Fine.
#50