S1 E2
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Ended
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Season 1  "Vagina Panic"  1x2

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 22, 2012

Hannah reveals her AIDS phobia when she realizes Adam might not be monogamous. Marnie lives in denial of her growing boredom with her long-term boyfriend. Jessa avoids Marnie's meticulously planned day at a womenʼs health clinic, where Shoshanna confesses a humiliating secret.

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Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
It's my manifestation board. I use it for inspiration.
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for any young woman, and it totally makes sense
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'Kay, bye.
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I, um-- I'm just going home to get my cell phone charger,
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
have a baby and take it to her babysitting job?
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Well, I don't know what it is about me,
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whenever I have sex with you.
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- Okay? - Stop trying to kiss me. Stop trying to kiss me.
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you should just be able to go about your business,
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
"You want these fucking nuts in your mouth?"
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
What?
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
that you have too great a boyfriend.
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
Remember when your new episodes are out with TVShow Time for iPhone and Android
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
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I mean, since we're gonna be there anyway.
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The thing is I have absolutely no sense of how he really feels about me
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
A tough love approach to the tough game of love."
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
You deserve someone who wants to look in your beautiful face, ladies."
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Yes, you are. You're the ladies.
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
about how to deal with men and--
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
I mean, I know what is wrong, but how is it wrong?
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
Fine, ok.
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
And I wanna have children with many different men of different races.
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No. My God, I mean, I would be so excited to work here.
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
- You know, big difference, Williamsburg and Greenpoint. - Oh, sure, yeah.
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- then I wanna go to Washington commons. - Washington commons!
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- This is really-- - Where did you go to school?
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it's not office okay.
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♪ with a girl like you ♪
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
These things never start on time.
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
It's about the most traumatic thing that can ever happen to a woman.
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Like, it's never strayed from that.
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When my sister had a baby, it was like hours,
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Oh, thank you.
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Do you really think that sounds like a lot of fun?
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You just don't. It's not that easy to contract.
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
- Right. - And then, that stuff
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
- Hannah Horvath. - Okay, that is me.
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She seemed really excited about it this morning.
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I mean, honestly, can you think of anything less respectful than that,
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and then just not even show up to the abortion?
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It is.
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- I don't-- - I don't know what to say.
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Sexually active?
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I mean, all of it.
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you know, it's actually-- it's not a death sentence.

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Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
for any young woman, and it totally makes sense
#2
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
'Kay, bye.
#3
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
I, um-- I'm just going home to get my cell phone charger,
#4
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
have a baby and take it to her babysitting job?
#5
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
Well, I don't know what it is about me,
#6
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
whenever I have sex with you.
#7
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
- Okay? - Stop trying to kiss me. Stop trying to kiss me.
#8
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
you should just be able to go about your business,
#9
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
"You want these fucking nuts in your mouth?"
#10
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
What?
#11
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that you have too great a boyfriend.
#12
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Remember when your new episodes are out with TVShow Time for iPhone and Android
#13
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I mean, since we're gonna be there anyway.
#15
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The thing is I have absolutely no sense of how he really feels about me
#17
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
A tough love approach to the tough game of love."
#18
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You deserve someone who wants to look in your beautiful face, ladies."
#19
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Yes, you are. You're the ladies.
#20
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about how to deal with men and--
#21
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I mean, I know what is wrong, but how is it wrong?
#22
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Fine, ok.
#23
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And I wanna have children with many different men of different races.
#24
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No. My God, I mean, I would be so excited to work here.
#25
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
- You know, big difference, Williamsburg and Greenpoint. - Oh, sure, yeah.
#26
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- then I wanna go to Washington commons. - Washington commons!
#27
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- This is really-- - Where did you go to school?
#28
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it's not office okay.
#30
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♪ with a girl like you ♪
#31
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
These things never start on time.
#32
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It's about the most traumatic thing that can ever happen to a woman.
#33
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Like, it's never strayed from that.
#34
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When my sister had a baby, it was like hours,
#35
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Oh, thank you.
#36
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Do you really think that sounds like a lot of fun?
#38
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You just don't. It's not that easy to contract.
#39
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
- Right. - And then, that stuff
#40
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
- Hannah Horvath. - Okay, that is me.
#41
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She seemed really excited about it this morning.
#42
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I mean, honestly, can you think of anything less respectful than that,
#44
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and then just not even show up to the abortion?
#45
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It is.
#46
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- I don't-- - I don't know what to say.
#47
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Sexually active?
#48
Recap of Girls Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
I mean, all of it.
#49
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you know, it's actually-- it's not a death sentence.
#50